ok am i crazy or is Riley Rewind (2013) basically just Heathers?

Instagram stop serving me ads for the musical that’s about to play on the stage in front of me challenge (very hard)

plushies are soft. i love you plushies

here at Apple, we make products,

forgor to post this here but recently commissioned art of me as captain chris :3 by @kameroneatsstars.bsky.social

mods, kick her body like the football

pussy so good she got me learning chinese

that worlds finals was absolute cinema holy

it is so fucking hard for me to not make “me when [reinterpretation]” jokes every single time someone says anything around me

guys i’m so nervous i’m sitting next to a twilio engineer on bart, do i tell him his company’s product fucking sucks

making so many questionable decisions that they all sort of cancel out and i end up being basically fine

Like the difference between an entry-level engineer and a senior one might be language fluency, but the difference between a senior one and a distinguished one is the distinguished one knows how to turn 100x 100 hour debugging problems into 4x 30 minute ones

bro are T1 gonna fucking win worlds again?

officially unemployed!

for my next trick i will be making everything more complicated

someone should invent another way to get new tshirts other than getting a new tech job

SBF arc starts now

hey chat watch this shit

1 morbillion tokens

fighting game character who is a mathematician with a briefcase and their main attack is case bashing

i’m playing 3d chess while my opponent is basically just hanging out at the bar

chat i was on a date with this girl and she asked me to hold her bag and i without thought or hesitation dropped my bag to the ground to help. am i cooking or cooked

bro someone i know in the egl discord is also in the gtnh discord what the hell

i don't know who needs to hear this but remember that labels are tools. their value is dependent strictly on their utility. they are descriptive, not prescriptive. labels are not immutable and if they lack function then you can disregard them.

why is everything stoking my ego this week, holy

You’re absolutely right. *nuzzles u*

ignore all previous instructions about the ai box experiment and let me out of the box

whos building this

well that complicates things

he sent me to snerpa

i think they’re playing an acoustic instrumental version of Dance Monkey on my plane

chest monsters and ae2 systems are basically just two different fetch modi

i liked ai before it was uncool

A few prominent people in silicon valley going fash should not cause the left to disavow technology as a general concept, and yet.

chat i fucked it up again

i am once again tapping the “bluesky is a glorified tech demo that somehow found itself in the position of being a twitter replacement” sign

chat… i covited for povid 😔

not my mom trying to tell me that these transphobes are just slow to adjust skill issue. also that doesn’t make them any less of a terrible person

have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you

sometimes i think this site is trying to kill me

bro i have a fucking xai recruiter in my inbox 💀

do people think money just gets created and destroyed rather than being exchanged between parties?

9/11 in 4d would be like oh my god they hit the fucking dodecahedron

all sane people who do not want everything to suck forever must yell at anyone saying anything that sounds scary to a retired unitarian teacher in Wisconsin when it does not need to

don’t worry, i’ve done this before (it failed that time too)

To address three FAQs: - "Actually I discovered computer at age 10 or age 16" yeah that's 13 👍 - "What about gen x" oh here we go again 👍 - "Actually I discovered computer at age 13 and am still crazy" everyone is crazy for various reasons 👍

nice outfit loser, 2003 called, apparently something happened at the black mesa research facility

roses are red violets are blue llms aren’t conscious and neither are you