happy humpday (hump me please i’m begging you)

(Bene Gesserit Missionaria Protectiva voice): You know who else rose from the dead?

We find ourselves again…here…on another #fbf

I’m freshly showered and cleaned but my brain still isn’t washed 😵‍💫

He so hawwt n’ just getting hawwtter😩😩😩

classic bubba, butt out and feet up on hump day

Working hard to become a good boy with a big fat pussy

Primed to wrestle and eager to go up a weight class…or two 🥴🤼

ass card is insane

Are you stimming?

You WILL have a happy #fatboyfriday

Despite everything, stay whimsical as fuck.

Belly out for #tummytuesday ^^

omw to pin you down 🤼‍♂️

POV: your the to go box of food im bout to eat 😮‍💨🤤

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

Happy tiddy Tuesday

Big, strong, chunky, and cute! For @ryanmcbear.bsky.social

🌀You want to give me belly rubs 🌀 you want to fall in love with me 🌀

Something something wide receiver

Cinderella...

I’m not one for calling out folks unless I’m 150 percent sure. But I’m 150 percent sure and fuck conservative/RW pups. Pup Niko’s in my images attached runs a far right tabloid. I’ve known for awhile and just always removed him as a follower but celebrating what’s going on down south. FUCK. THAT.

It was a wild Dore alley 🤤

Winter might be here, but I’m still keeping my lines. 🩵❄️🐶

Arf 🖤🧡

A friend sending me one of the only singlets I will ever wear

WAZZUUUPPPPP

Tummi chewsday in my mind

Feeling like I need to be used.

Just pretend it’s tummi Tuesday that would REALLY get me back on track thank yew

work bathroom is kinda cool.

NEED a season of housewives Salt Lake City but Salt Lake City is turned into Silent Hill. Just imagine what the monstrous manifestations from their psyches would look like…

Finally got some work from my residency photographed edited to match the rest of my portfolio

We are so back

What a view #humpday

Luv when the city turns off your appartments water to check the water meter without warning, then isn’t able to find said water meter.

I was told I should post this, so enjoy 😜

buckle up!

roughin' him up

YYYEEESSSSSSSS

I love that my hair is long enough to poke out the back of my hood

Got called into work via a gif. So disrespectful 😤😤😤😤

Mmmmmmph

Shout out to this elderly couple coming to see final destination bloodlines at noon on a Tuesday.

Well…reaping what I’ve sown or whatever 🙃