It was a wild Dore alley 🤤

Winter might be here, but I’m still keeping my lines. 🩵❄️🐶

Arf 🖤🧡

A friend sending me one of the only singlets I will ever wear

WAZZUUUPPPPP

Tummi chewsday in my mind

Feeling like I need to be used.

Just pretend it’s tummi Tuesday that would REALLY get me back on track thank yew

work bathroom is kinda cool.

NEED a season of housewives Salt Lake City but Salt Lake City is turned into Silent Hill. Just imagine what the monstrous manifestations from their psyches would look like…

Finally got some work from my residency photographed edited to match the rest of my portfolio

We are so back

What a view #humpday

Luv when the city turns off your appartments water to check the water meter without warning, then isn’t able to find said water meter.

I was told I should post this, so enjoy 😜

buckle up!

roughin' him up

YYYEEESSSSSSSS

I love that my hair is long enough to poke out the back of my hood

Got called into work via a gif. So disrespectful 😤😤😤😤

Mmmmmmph

Shout out to this elderly couple coming to see final destination bloodlines at noon on a Tuesday.

Well…reaping what I’ve sown or whatever 🙃

Happi #fatboyfriday to all the big bois and pups out there. ૮ ˆﻌˆ ა

Ppl need to stop texting me when they should know im probably screen recording videos of monkeys eating fruits in nature. And it’s messing up EVERYTHING

I think the Olson twins would make great Targaryens just saying.

Aayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Happi #tummytuesday silly billy gay ppl on my phone. I finally remembered and decided to do something about.

My guy so silly I love 🤭

This is who they’re making close Easter brunch basically.

I am a stinky pup

I may be pup but I do love a good monke.

Love these slippers 😗

U art hoes arn’t the same after rediscovering the words entropy and ephemera

Tatted himbo

Here’s a Wide Wednesday pic I forgot to post yesterday 😅

An edit from my house pup roleplay video 🐶 full 15 minute version on my OF!

So may horny gay ppl posting bout switch 2 today 😈

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

When your dog sees their own reflection

Hoes that bring their own floral centerpiece into a restaurant need to be kept in a hamster cage and made to run on their little wheel for all eternity.

My love is so talented am v proud of him 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Franks red hot flavored goldfish and coffee for lunch. This pups kidneys are slowly turning into 9 volt batteries.

My nipples wanted to say hi

Am so happi about this

Work in progress today.