I wish the cowboys would’ve gotten closer to the superbowl before losing (my brother hurt my feelings)

Shoutout lexapro fr

Ayo I hate today

Buccees really brings out the overspending in me. I just spent 40 dollarssss and I’m spending the rest of the car ride wondering how/why.

When the blurnt and mixed liquor starts talking

I need an eternal spades partner

God, let the cowboys win tonight. My brother needs it

Lowest of keys wish I was in Texas with my homegirls today

Whatchall watching today besides football?

Might have the earliest thanksgiving dinner finish time in black history. 12:30

I’m cackling and rubbing my feet now but I gotta start my thanksgiving prep like yesterday. And my homework is just staring at me in the meantime

Lastly, Rico Nasty concert and my current pfp

Exhibit D. My first grown up Halloween (mad hatter)

Exhibit C. Pink glasses duh

Exhibit B. Baby’s first Ren Fest

Bouta overload with pics i don’t get to post bc im off the grid social media wise (and im off a couple margsss). exhibit A. Going to get margs..ignore the mug I was trying a new eyeliner look

Yo im getting the dopamine kick I got when I first downloaded this lmao this might be a new tradition

I’m gonna download the app and get my rocks off for the holidays lol and probably disappear again

This time last year I started this account 🥲 I miss it over here. Hey yall

Drunk crying in the club is okay when you’re going through your Saturn return

🫢🫢🫢 I’ve been thrown out of better establishments than this!!!! *throws titties over shoulder and walks away*

Twinnn

I fear that sometimes I may be too cringe for the plot but I don’t give a damn

Everyone eats bugs in their food. There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)

If it’s not apparent, I only skeet when I’m drunk or just hyperactive bc this app doesn’t give me as much dopamine as it did a month ago

I stopped watching wrestling in the Randy Orton, Chris Jericho era

I’m like sandy cheeks when it comes to Louisiana

My beer koozie says ‘LA’ for Louisiana

The importance of knowing when to check yourself and tighten up.

Hey guys please keep up with the news on bird flu, and as always, be proactive about your health 🫶🏽

It’s a hard life being scared of vulnerability while simultaneously wanting the most disgusting and intimate sex possible.

Pilot G-2 0.7

Whatever I talked about in therapy recently tbh

Spadesssss lmao iykyk

The recorder lol

Queen

Chicago

I love Valentine’s Day real bad. I love love and romance and any chance to celebrate it. I haven’t had a valentine in years but I always do something for my friends and myself

Macaroni and cheese

Burberry Her

If This World Were Mine (that’s why I love Luther so much)

Landslide, I’m gonna play that rn

Salt, whole pepper, cayenne

I keep that thang on me (a beer koozie)

This is how I managed to have such a good year. That and centering my perspective around gratitude.

don't we just love holding our emotional support tits 🫶

Airports are a sensory nightmare