Drunk crying in the club is okay when you’re going through your Saturn return

🫢🫢🫢 I’ve been thrown out of better establishments than this!!!! *throws titties over shoulder and walks away*

Twinnn

I fear that sometimes I may be too cringe for the plot but I don’t give a damn

Everyone eats bugs in their food. There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)

If it’s not apparent, I only skeet when I’m drunk or just hyperactive bc this app doesn’t give me as much dopamine as it did a month ago

I stopped watching wrestling in the Randy Orton, Chris Jericho era

I’m like sandy cheeks when it comes to Louisiana

My beer koozie says ‘LA’ for Louisiana

The importance of knowing when to check yourself and tighten up.

Hey guys please keep up with the news on bird flu, and as always, be proactive about your health 🫶🏽

It’s a hard life being scared of vulnerability while simultaneously wanting the most disgusting and intimate sex possible.

Pilot G-2 0.7

Whatever I talked about in therapy recently tbh

Spadesssss lmao iykyk

The recorder lol

Queen

Chicago

I love Valentine’s Day real bad. I love love and romance and any chance to celebrate it. I haven’t had a valentine in years but I always do something for my friends and myself

Macaroni and cheese

Burberry Her

If This World Were Mine (that’s why I love Luther so much)

Landslide, I’m gonna play that rn

Salt, whole pepper, cayenne

I keep that thang on me (a beer koozie)

This is how I managed to have such a good year. That and centering my perspective around gratitude.

don't we just love holding our emotional support tits 🫶

Airports are a sensory nightmare

Regina King showed my 13 y/o self to never let a man play you, even on Christmas 🤭

Reading The Bell Jar was so insufferable

Behind these thick glasses I’m just a girl who hasn’t been sober in about a week

My brother swears he’s the generational curse breaker of our family and I let him have that bc I’m breaking matriarchal curses he couldn’t even fathom.

I don’t want flowers, go to Trader Joe’s and bring me all the pussy willow you can carry

I’m not one of gods strongest soldiers..I’m just not 💀 I think it’s bc I have one grandmother alive that’s still praying for me that I haven’t crashed tf out to the point of no return

I let the lover girl/yearning in me run free. Deal with the embarrassment or rejection later

OKAY SCOOPS 🍨

P is for phabulous✨✨✨

Although I’m in m second puberty and my ass getting a lil fat so idk 🥲

I stand in solidarity with all my P shaped sisters 🥲

You take me out for lychee martinis = you like me fr

Also to those of you that identify as non-binary Black Women/ Men, i think it is amazing you have deconstructed your gender in that way but want to keep the identifier of BW/BM because it is pivotal to your expression on this Earth. That cannot be an easy road to navigate but you do it with grace

Crawfish is back today…. King Cake up next.

I ate the last piece of cake in the middle of the night

I wanna go back to my regularly scheduled obsession and pursuit of self improvement

Touch starved and my heart is yearning for deep connection and adoration