I'm trying to be halfway normal about this but it's so monster fucker coded, even though I don't think its intentional. IYKYK. BTW, if you think his chest is big, there's something bigger you can see in his other pics.

There's little satisfaction in preemptively blocking someone. Little. Not none. No need to deal with a bad attitude.

Gay folks who are anti-trans might as well vote for the leopards eating faces. When the enemy goes after trans folks, they are hunting us too. All of us or none of us.

⚪️💛 she's on the nip 🤭🤣🙃 🪄💛⚪️💛⚪️🪄⚪️💛⚪️💛🪄

Today is Christmas. One of my all time crushes has an OnlyFans. A man who probably shouldn't have an adult content page has THAT page and is showing full frontal there. What a day to be a simp! I'm not posting a link as it's semi secret (y'all dont know him) but I'm soooooo happy right now!

Women seeing a man with talent on the internet: oh, wow! That's so cool! Straight men: *I must assert dominance by diminishing his skill or by insulting him. Then everyone will know I'm not gay!* Gay men: OnlyFans?

I am Yachirobi, God of God, bringer of God. Fear me because it's too late to be respectful to me. 😒

I just realized one of my fave models/thirst trappers, Derrick Henry, is going gray. He looks terrific, the graying is doing nothing but good for him, but I'm reminded again that I have no idea how old anybody is. Watch out for that bald bear, he's only 18. But that way too small twink? He's 43.

Straight Women seeing a man thirst trapping in a way that appeals to them: "Woooo! Yay! I am a female bird!" Straight Men seeing the same video: "LOL. GAY."

Trying to conceptually link these two posts like I'm a gifted toddler trying to hotwire a car.

I really love my dark skin. Little me would be so proud to hear myself say that.

Let's kick off this week with ripped and hot Danny Tichonov

There's an ad video from Dropout where Tony Hawk visits the studio just because his son works there as part of the crew and my biggest takeaway is that Tony Hawk's son is hot. That's not the point of the ad.

I want to see a book called "This Workout Kills Fascists (okay, not really, but you get the idea.)" It's an excerise book and semi-memoir written by an aging bur ridiculously fit leftist rock star.

Moon is shining brightly…. The growth is unstoppable…. Art: @fatwuff.bsky.social 💪🏻

#Fursday Lunch Meat: Alex (IG:aleeupe)

So this happened at Yankee stadium tonight. What?

I need to figure out a better way to share these videos. Anyway, this is a G rated thirst trap but it's still hot. www.instagram.com/reel/DXpgDVg...

Lets watch a hunky dad skipping rope. www.instagram.com/reel/DXfafR7...

That feeling when you see a sexy video clip and you're enjoying it until you realize who the dude in it is and you remember all the bullshit around him that was so bad you had to block him just for your own peace. And you still like the video because, well, its still hot... technically... 😑

The movie "Over Your Dead Body" has a surprising amount of muscle. However, it's a VERY dark comedy so be warned for attempted rape, murder, hints of nazis, and a whole lot of gore. I'll post a censored pic of Keith Jardine is escaped murderer Todd. But there's also a surprise hunk at the end.

Reverse crowdfunding website for smut. You have a brief, general idea for a scene. Other people like it. Creators commit to it and, if we like em, we all chip in some money (or they make the scene immediately and we can buy it.) Idea in progress. Could translate to SFW too?

Shout out to guy I saw at the mini mart with the ripped bod, white tank top and jeans, mint green truck, and the Jesus hair. You are fucking fine, sir.

That feeling when the pics suggest nsfw fun but the content is... *sigh* wholesome... ...and straight. Ew.

I hate how we are now.

Good news! He just restarted his account and went private... and he let me back in. 😈 But he still got the good thing so everyone wins.

This could help a lot of people. I love this idea.

It's fun to find a new clue every week that I might be a shitty person. Or maybe I'm just bad at the internet. Either way, it's a total blast. 😔

That bittersweet feeling when you find out why your favorite thirst trapper cleaned up or deleted his account. You're happy for him but, oh, he was so close to going fully (or further) into smut! At least he didn't become an ex-gay. 🥲

Reposting because it's happening again! This time the creator is very publicly getting divorced and his immediate reaction was to get back in shape and now he's openly thirst trapping. I'm here for it.

Thread for some werewolf questions! Everyone with #werewolf stories can share their lore in quotes/replies to each question ⚪️🐺 I'll add one question daily!

A certain acronym for something I acutely get grossed out by is in my keyboard algorithm and now I'm upset. Happy Friday.

Idea for a story inspired by @beastmanmike.bsky.social but not in the way you'd think: A guy goes house-sitting in the country and uses the loneliness to film some solo erotica. But he doesn't know the house is haunted. As the night goes on, the spirit (spirits?) slowly makes its presence known...

My new kink is seeing guys feeling themselves for the first time on social media. There's a creator I really like who's lost some weight recently but has started getting more muscular. I think it's a reaction to getting divorced but I don't know and won't ask.

I am trying Threads and already im exasperated by it because it's purposely showing me content to make me upset. I really like their new "dear algo" feature and think it's a good use of AI that Bluesky should try, but I bet Threads uses it to figure out how to force in more upsetting shit.

Share a crush from your youth. I coulda used Ferrigno as the hulk but that's so obvious for me, so...

My first light novel is available now! CRINGE WIZARD is an isekai tale about a guy who gets reborn as a quest NPC in the terrible TTRPG campaign he ran as a teenager. Get it here: itch: ettin.itch.io/cringe-wizard DriveThruFiction (print soon!): www.drivethrufiction.com/en/product/5...

One of my absolute faves.

Majestic.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

It pains me that this video had to be made so I take solace in his pecs dancing in his shirt. 🥰. But... WE AMERICANS SHOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT BECOMING REFUGEES. NO ONE SHOULD. But here we are. American greatness has vanished. www.instagram.com/reel/DUBnTkF...

Me: I hate plastic surgery. Unless someone is truly disfigured or impaired, it's not necessary. Also me: bro, get some cheek inplants. You look dead.

I'm smut scrolling to try and keep my mind off of the horror but it feels truly dirty to do it today. Fuck ice. Fuck trump. I pray all involved get their day in court and a severe punishment. Some people say this is the way America has always been. That doesn't mean we should tolerate it.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.