he’s being shy

more money more problems? i doubt it

is soulja boy millennial mc hammer?

Things are bad now, but at least I have Hell to look forward to.

to be unashamed is to be free

man. i love not having kids

if jesus we’re here today i bet he would have his MBA

it’s not too late to boil some noodles. especially if you live alone

skate board

i hope i post a music clip later

i was heartbroken when i saw how lame this trick looks

i’m going to listen to linkin park later today

i will never forgive oatmeal for being not eggs

possibly the funnest thing in the world

would anybody please recommend me some chiptune?

it is unfortunate, but sometimes i am hungry and experiencing social anxiety at the same time

one single like and i will find out

i think tomorrow i might try to fakie. idk if i’ve ever done that on this before

NEVER STOP THROWING BRICKS

is tiktok instagram now?

i feel like it might be a drop d summer this year idk

what if that book was wrong and i’m not a bad ass bitch?

I'm playing 2 shows back-to-back next week: 04.25: Maxlen's 21st b-day @ southside park w/ @bloomingheads.bsky.social 04.26: a lil eclectic dream lineup of mine @ MusicLandria w/ little tiny knife @knifebabe.bsky.social Danny is back + will be at both shows, you should slide + say hi to them :) <3

today’s kick flip

also i don’t think i posted this but i was pretty excited about it

excited to be almost ready for this cover

the fakest part of good will hunting is that matt damon’s character somehow can afford to live without roommates

on fridays i love to stay inside and contemplate my own existence

they used to call me justin bieber

i gotta start getting these a little cleaner

i’ve been living la vida loca for so long

it’s 11:11 make a fist

i think our office administrator might be a closet republican. how can i trick them into revealing their true identity?

hot tea is so fucking good

incase you wanted to know what riff i’m working on

kind of weird to me when people who aren’t trying to be romantic respond to my likes. isn’t it enough that i liked your freestyle rap video?

spring is here. should i shave my arms? i’d hate for people to think my arms are too hairy in the pool

sea goth

he’s literally obsessed with me

Fuck I want this sweater

also, doing the wordle not high is lame and not fun at all

i hate when my brain decides to fixate on worldly desires

if i had any money at all i’d spend it all on veggie chow mein

for me the primary barrier to online dating is finding 6 pictures of myself that i don’t hate

doing two loads of laundry sucks

i feel weird today. i think after work i am going to make enchiladas to compensate

very seriously considering a more hedonistic approach to life

possibly my best clip this year so far

i fucking love cats 🐈‍⬛🐈