Hahaha my ex must not realize TikTok is a snitch. What is it Alan??!! Can’t believe a, oh wait what was is.. “a slut an unfaithful person who deserves to be treated like a dog and used”… is now happily married? Aw… so sorry to disappoint 🤭

I am a Whitney stan!! She’s literally perfect on the dance floor and the fact that yall are not voting for her based on personality, makes you no better than the people who voted for Andy for no damn reason. #DWTS

I successfully convinced someone to start ACOTAR… she just text me and said “tamlin is sexy” WOO MY GIRL IS IN FOR THE RIDE OF HER LIFE WITH THIS LMAOOOOO

Shit actually… Dylan AND Daniella. “AT THE SAME. DAMN. TIME. AT THE SAME. DAMN. TIME.” #dwts

Dylan… #dwts

Stop voting for Andy just because you all think he’s sweet or whatever. HIS TIME SHOULD HAVE BEEN UP WEEKS AGO!!! #dwts

Hey Noah Wyle, you had no business making such a good and heartbreaking show like The Pitt. I’m crying in the corner so hard right now.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjUR4Y1P/ Well, I hope this link works lol. My mom is trying to sell off purse from her online store so they are super discounted. Please check it out 🥹 #promosky #FDT #Accessories #Sale #smallbusiness

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjAoSCCU/ Please check my mom’s Live. Closeout sale!!! #metgala #promosky

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjAoAUGT/ Hi Bluesky fam!!! Please check out my mom’s TikTok Live. She’s doing a closeout sale from her online boutique #live #sale #supportsmallbusiness #promosky

Every damn weekend for like the past 3 weeks I’ve been surrounded by death. I’m so sick of it. DAMN IT STEVE 💔 Please rest easy and save me a purple hooter at the bar in the sky 😢😢😢

I’m getting so sick of having really dumb people as friends. Like my patience is just not here for it anymore. If I drop them though, I’d be left with maybe 2 friends, (one of them being @alimcattack.bsky.social 😂😘)

Figured the perfect time to start The Righteous Gemstones was on Easter Sunday and I was fucking right. Lmao I’m obsessed with Danny Mcbride’s sick mind.

Any Love, Death, & Robots fans here? I can’t wait for the new season ahhhh!! 🤩

Noticing a red flag in my fiancé 5 years in is odd…

Seeing Starlink in the sky last night was wild. It really looked like the aliens were one by one getting tf off earth. Honestly, I can’t blame them!

Unclenching isn’t enough, I need to remove my jaw and wring it out like a towel.

Haven’t stepped on the scale in a while and I just started back exercising on Monday. Oh gosh, I’m scared… here we go.

Rain in the spring time is my absolute favorite.

I tell my mom about some of the aggression going on amongst my cats and she has the audacity to say “too many cats in that house I guess” LADY you gave up one of your cats to me and my brother gave up his two as well!! I started with 4 cats and ended up with 7 because you two are incapable!

I get to be carefree for at least another month I guess, time to ball out (on a budget lol)

Hey so I’m watching Gossip Girl for the first time ever. Thoughts? Opinions? 🧐

“Guess I’m better to you dead than alive” *conversations with a narcissistic mother*

I think the thing that pisses me off about this friendship ending is I will never forget it. I have not forgotten all the best friendship breakups of my life even when I know I’d forgive them. I WISH I could forget. My life would be so much better.

Finally watched Anora!! Other than some standout performances, I think the way some of these scenes were filmed were what really made it an award winner.

If you see this post a vampire

Impatiently waiting to be able to stream Jane the Virgin again. Apple TV has me fuuuucked up thinking I’m paying for a few episodes at a time.

7+ years of friendship down the drain. Fuck you James.

A photo you’d us as an album cover Why can’t we have a Halloween at least once a month? 🙏🏼🧛🏼‍♀️

Happy I’m getting my bonus tomorrow, but then I think about how my bosses get quarterly bonuses that are likely triple that

My dog is about to be checked on this weekend by someone he barely knows and I’m soooo terrified of how this is going to go. Manifesting that my dog magically falls in love with Ben because he’s bribing him with treats to not bite his ankles or run away 😬😬😬

Crop dusting everyone in the office because it’s my Friday so why not 😈

You know allergy season has begun when you wake up and one of your nostrils suddenly turns into a water fountain 😩

Sending me a Teams message on a Sunday is diabolical.

It’s Mayhem eve!!!!!! Cheers to all celebrating tonight

Oscars using one of the most ominous sounding songs for the in memoriam… so strange!

While I’m on here tonight.. please check out my mom’s site that she spent a lot of time and effort on all by herself. The lady was too stubborn to use Etsy lol 😂🩷 #crafts #accessories #art #smallbusiness bellasartisanalapothecary.com

Yeah the thing about those James Bond songs, they only sound good done by the original singers 😬

Got it got it… this Love is Blind season is one big advertisement for Minnesota tourism lol

The year I had a therapist, I wish someone would have told me about this terrible character flaw of mine. I could have been like hey man, so fuck all my past trauma, help me lock in on not being an asshole 😬👍🏼

Hey so apparently I’m a mean girl and idk how to fix that. It really hurts my feelings that now TWO people I care and trust compared to me Regina George.. and not in a “cause she’s pretty or badass”way.

Omg 10 minutes of Virginia and Devin going “idk what do you want to talk about..” B O R I N G Love is Blind… y’all should have thrown out this whole season!

Here I go stressing over someone else’s (my mom) situation again. I’m sitting here going “what do I do? What do I do?!” This woman is 53… I shouldn’t be worrying about her when I have my own life to live!

RIP to THE Ice Princess, Michelle Trachtenberg

I am once again, plugging my mom’s business website. Please check it out if you’re into hand crafted goodies ✌🏼🩷 #smallbusiness #artisan #crafts #accessories #shopsmall bellasartisanalapothecary.com

Jane Fonda the powerful and vocal woman that you are. All those actors in that room cannot begin to hold a candle to your activism. She really made me tear up with her speech at the SAG Awards 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Crochet loving people…. Are those Woobles worth it? I haven’t crocheted since I was 9 and those things are soooo cute it’s making me think about picking up the hobby again.