catboyhumper
@catboyhumper.bsky.social
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god's favorite chronic clusterfuck (she/him/it/them)
Maddy
9 months ago
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been a hot minute
over 1 year ago
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my nuts itch
almost 3 years ago
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how we doin skeeters
almost 3 years ago
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how my bluers and skyers doin
almost 3 years ago
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donni saphire
almost 3 years ago
CASHIER [after ringing me up]: Is there anything else? ME [whispering]: Thereβs a whole world out there
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Brandon Streussnig π½οΈ
almost 3 years ago
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
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i feel naked without the pfp i've been too lazy to put on. there's a paper bag over my head
almost 3 years ago
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brother life insurance just hit π₯
almost 3 years ago
How Couples Argue Today Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal
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agnest
almost 3 years ago
DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~
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finally on here and looking for ~26500 of my friends
almost 3 years ago
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just sucks that assposting is basically Dead rn
almost 3 years ago
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skeeting so hard rn
almost 3 years ago
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we r so fucking back
almost 3 years ago
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