Rory Masterson
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[20 minutes of free associative monologue]
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Cacio Entertainment Pepe
4 months ago
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Reverse Six Degrees: find the most obscure actors who’ve been in Kevin Bacon movies and put them all in a movie together sans Bacon.
#sixdegreesvegan
about 4 hours ago
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Dan’s writing, specifically the humanity he showed within, is a starting point for investment in provincial ephemera and treating anything one finds with care. RIP Dan. Fuck cancer, always and forever.
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about 5 hours ago
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Dan O’Sullivan
1 day ago
Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand
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Remembering a job interview I had years ago with a lady who brought up that she gave up smoking in February of 2001 and followed it immediately with, “and then the Twin Towers were hit that September.”
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lunch enjoyer
2 days ago
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NBABeau
2 days ago
When reached for comment, the beautiful, brave protesters in Minnesota had this to say about Bovino’s demise…
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Ed Burmila
4 days ago
Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.
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Have some joy where and when you can get it, please:
youtu.be/Bk6qrBrqAqo?...
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Yuzuru Hanyu Breaks Olympic Record - Full Short Program | #Sochi365
YouTube video by Olympics
https://youtu.be/Bk6qrBrqAqo?si=nkpJy5Jb5I_o_iuK
4 days ago
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Mitch Goldstein
21 days ago
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay videos and GIFs > Off/unchecked
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does my face show some kind of glow // it’s too late
5 days ago
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ceej
7 days ago
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Jason Concepcion
7 days ago
It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES6u...
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Doriella du Fontaine
YouTube video by Jimi Hendrix - Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES6urLl1byY
7 days ago
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Nathan Goldwag
7 days ago
I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.
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Aye man this is some dogshit that has nothing to do with legality or Christianity or any other warped, frustrated justification They™ concoct
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7 days ago
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subsidized by love
8 days ago
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Pete Croatto
8 days ago
Greg Anthony's jumpshot was, well, imagine Jamaal Wilkes with an inner ear problem.
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My dad asked the technician if he could listen to Pink Floyd during his MRI; the tech obliged.
8 days ago
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Nevermind, cancel the Knicks, let’s call the whole thing off down 30 at halftime.
9 days ago
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COME ON KARL
9 days ago
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Mina Kimes
10 days ago
Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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wow
10 days ago
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#knickstape
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13 days ago
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I can acknowledge that the Knicks have glaring problems and also that Steph Curry can just do this to teams regardless of contemporaneous status, these things can both be true
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13 days ago
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Ayyyyeee Julius, nicely done
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17 days ago
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The best* Dylan song also ends up being one of the best Dead covers.
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Queen Jane Approximately - Grateful Dead - 10-8-1989 Hampton, Va set1-07
YouTube video by LoloYodel
https://youtu.be/0xA-_51DCKM?si=GmqkZ6_S38h9SOOn
18 days ago
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John Mayer's sweating
18 days ago
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To someone who has never quite been able to wrap my head around Jerry Garcia's cataclysmic lead gumbo on guitar, Bob Weir made the Dead something approaching musically accessible to me. Safe travels, Bobby.
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Grateful Dead - Samson And Delilah - 10/30/1980 - Radio City Music Hall
YouTube video by Wolfgang's Grateful Dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2bLrIiOS2k&list=RDS2bLrIiOS2k&start_radio=1
18 days ago
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the Big Four NA (non-alcoholic) sports
18 days ago
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does anybody need a fridge
18 days ago
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Weekend dumping some Detroit Pistons content for
@tuesdayswithhorry.com
. Go Panthers.
tuesdayswithhorry.com/2026/01/09/o...
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On All Cylinders
As we adjust to “ahead of schedule” increasingly meaning “exactly on time,” the Detroit Pistons have arrived. Finally, J.B. Bickerstaff has a team worth seeing through.
https://tuesdayswithhorry.com/2026/01/09/on-all-cylinders/
19 days ago
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Pour one out for the original champion of the one true KFC.
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20 days ago
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*Al Pacino’s voice* HALLOUMI
21 days ago
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I like the pastel floor panels and the Lakers' aways against it, but now I'm against the Spurs retro black sets? Maybe the TV tones are disrupting my eyes even further--
21 days ago
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Keldon Johnson doesn’t care if you know who he is, where you are, or what year it is right now. That man showed up to work.
21 days ago
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Ha-ha, yes, well, twenty points is quite many, but did you know that is used to be many more, twenty years ago or more
23 days ago
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#Jets
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24 days ago
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Mozart’s friend and rival, Sal-Jerry
25 days ago
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Quin Snyder is turning into Jarvis Cocker
26 days ago
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driving to the suburbs of Minneapolis in order to eat lunch at IKEA
26 days ago
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“If you wanna put meaningful thought on the internet, DON’T come to me.”
26 days ago
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All of my heroes are zeroes at the Table Of Failure
27 days ago
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Igor Shesterkin representation during the ice cream set btw
28 days ago
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“Dick Cheney’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve”
28 days ago
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Happy new year, here's this, I'm climbing into a hole for all of 2026.
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28 days ago
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No heat, two comforters, ConEd’s shut the street down and is digging out front on New Year’s Eve: the ideal close to 2025.
29 days ago
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Everybody talks big game about being confused as to what day it is between Christmas and New Year’s, but the answer is simple: it’s N3, MSG.
29 days ago
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Quarophonic Toppling, for true heads.
about 1 month ago
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What is the ASL interpreter at the Phish show thinking during, specifically, a 24-minute rendition of “Theme From The Bottom,” I have to wonder.
about 1 month ago
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