Reverse Six Degrees: find the most obscure actors who’ve been in Kevin Bacon movies and put them all in a movie together sans Bacon. #sixdegreesvegan

Dan’s writing, specifically the humanity he showed within, is a starting point for investment in provincial ephemera and treating anything one finds with care. RIP Dan. Fuck cancer, always and forever.

Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand

Remembering a job interview I had years ago with a lady who brought up that she gave up smoking in February of 2001 and followed it immediately with, “and then the Twin Towers were hit that September.”

When reached for comment, the beautiful, brave protesters in Minnesota had this to say about Bovino’s demise…

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Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.

Have some joy where and when you can get it, please: youtu.be/Bk6qrBrqAqo?...

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does my face show some kind of glow // it’s too late

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct

I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.

Aye man this is some dogshit that has nothing to do with legality or Christianity or any other warped, frustrated justification They™ concoct

subsidized by love

Greg Anthony's jumpshot was, well, imagine Jamaal Wilkes with an inner ear problem.

My dad asked the technician if he could listen to Pink Floyd during his MRI; the tech obliged.

Nevermind, cancel the Knicks, let’s call the whole thing off down 30 at halftime.

COME ON KARL

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

wow

#knickstape :(

I can acknowledge that the Knicks have glaring problems and also that Steph Curry can just do this to teams regardless of contemporaneous status, these things can both be true

Ayyyyeee Julius, nicely done

The best* Dylan song also ends up being one of the best Dead covers. youtu.be/0xA-_51DCKM?...

John Mayer's sweating

To someone who has never quite been able to wrap my head around Jerry Garcia's cataclysmic lead gumbo on guitar, Bob Weir made the Dead something approaching musically accessible to me. Safe travels, Bobby. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2bL...

the Big Four NA (non-alcoholic) sports

does anybody need a fridge

Weekend dumping some Detroit Pistons content for @tuesdayswithhorry.com. Go Panthers. tuesdayswithhorry.com/2026/01/09/o...

Pour one out for the original champion of the one true KFC.

*Al Pacino’s voice* HALLOUMI

I like the pastel floor panels and the Lakers' aways against it, but now I'm against the Spurs retro black sets? Maybe the TV tones are disrupting my eyes even further--

Keldon Johnson doesn’t care if you know who he is, where you are, or what year it is right now. That man showed up to work.

Ha-ha, yes, well, twenty points is quite many, but did you know that is used to be many more, twenty years ago or more

Mozart’s friend and rival, Sal-Jerry

Quin Snyder is turning into Jarvis Cocker

driving to the suburbs of Minneapolis in order to eat lunch at IKEA

“If you wanna put meaningful thought on the internet, DON’T come to me.”

All of my heroes are zeroes at the Table Of Failure

Igor Shesterkin representation during the ice cream set btw

“Dick Cheney’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve”

Happy new year, here's this, I'm climbing into a hole for all of 2026.

No heat, two comforters, ConEd’s shut the street down and is digging out front on New Year’s Eve: the ideal close to 2025.

Everybody talks big game about being confused as to what day it is between Christmas and New Year’s, but the answer is simple: it’s N3, MSG.

Quarophonic Toppling, for true heads.

What is the ASL interpreter at the Phish show thinking during, specifically, a 24-minute rendition of “Theme From The Bottom,” I have to wonder.