We shall see if one of the most unpopular presidents in American history who is presiding over an economy he’s trying to wreck and the poisoning of our diplomatic relations can consolidate a dictatorship. I’m pretty skeptical he has the juice, especially in his decayed state.

Kimmel: "Can you imagine? This country has become so authoritarian the Germans are like, 'Come here'"

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

We owe our parents an apology. Waking up before the sun rises, cooking at home, going on walks, watching the sunset, and being in bed before 10pm feels amazing. The older I get, the more this makes sense.

Kimmel: Brendan Carr is the most embarrassing Carr the Republican have embraced since the cybertruck

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

In a sane world, there’d be a family intervention and deployment of the 25th amendment.

They’ve got their false narrative. They don’t care about the truth.

Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.

Kimmel is not holding back on Trump at all

Needs to cover that thing up in public

The love affair continues …

Okay I'll tell a quick story. A million years ago, I used to write for Esquire's website. I wrote a nice thing about Jimmy Kimmel that was almost certainly illegible trash. He then followed me on Twitter and, ever the Weird Twitter purveyor, invited me to meet him after a show after a goofy tweet.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.

Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."

I’m tired of being divided into teams. Do you have an elderly grandparent who needs care? So do I. Do you struggle to afford the high price of everything? So do I. Do you know what it means to carry the weight of medical debt? So do I. You’re on my team — and I’m on yours.

Never mind your effing Ten Commandments, post the @jimmykimmel.com monologue in every classroom in America

KIMMEL: “He’s gunning for our journalists too — they want to pick and choose what the news is… it’s so important to have a free press, and it’s nuts we aren’t paying more attention to it.”

Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh

It's a weird comp but Kimmel's monologue was like a comedic version of the "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more" speech from "Network." Burn. It. Down.

In case facts still matter…

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

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Major security failure in the US as France's President Macron is forced to walk through the streets of New York, the incident is reported to have been triggered by Trump's motorcade blocking access to the French delegation after President Macron's Palestine speech.

1. Jimmy Kimmel: “The president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke. He was somehow able to squeeze Colbert out of CBS...

Kimmel: "That's right. Follow the advice of Donald Trump and you too can look like a glazed ham with deep vein thrombosis."

OMG. Robert De Niro as Brendan Carr.

Yes this is as strange and alarming as you think it is: www.wsj.com/tech/peter-t...

Newsom: "People ask, 'Are you being hyperbolic?' Bullshit we're being hyperbolic. If you're Black or brown, it's here in this country. And so I'm deeply proud that I had the privilege of signing the nation's first bill to address masking ... these are authoritarian actions by an authoritarian govt"

Jimmy Kimmel’s back and he met the moment—calling on Americans to continue to stand up for free speech. “This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this.” He also chokes up as he resets what he meant about Charlie Kirk.

Activists on board the Global Sumud Flotilla said they heard explosions and saw drone attacks late on Tuesday.

Fascinating how Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk's killer, is no longer being talked about by right-wing media, Trump and MAGA. I wonder why... Can't qwhite put my finger on it... (Also, he's not "leftist" or "Antifa.)

It's very strange that this is being covered as a funny story about the president of France having to call POTUS about not being able to get to his motorcade. Reverse the rules with our president in any other country and I'm sure it would be covered in a completely different way.

CNN has identified at least 100 U.S. citizen children who have been separated from their parents after ICE deported them - including newborns. As a parent I cannot imagine the horror of being separated from my child, but that trauma is even more acute for the innocent children left behind.

Nothing like watching free speech give censorship the middle finger.

“I think we're going to test ABC out on this. Let's see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative.” I don’t think he’s ever been quite this explicit about his extortion.

Keep standing up to Trump’s ongoing attacks on the First Amendment. Keep pressuring media outlets and corporations to protect the free press. Collectively, WE have power. Giving in to tyranny only invites more of it.

Death toll surges in early Israeli bombardment with the heaviest carnage in besieged Gaza City.

Elon Musk has spent the past year obsessing over Pakistani child-rape gangs in the UK. Meanwhile, allegedly, in his own immediate family:

A protest group on a flotilla of vessels headed for the shores of the Gaza Strip carrying humanitarian aid said that its communications had been jammed, drones had flown overhead and attacked, and that explosions were heard from some boats.

Trump is pissed. So much so that he basically admitted that he’s going after ABC for uncancelling Jimmy Kimmel.