While #wrestlesky goes bonkers over Thekla’s comments about Mina Shirakawa, I’m sitting here thinking that she’s pretty cool for being supportive of her partners in the Triangle of Madness when she said “as long as the title stays with the Triangle, that’s what counts!” We need more of this! #AEW

I’m gonna have to go with Evil Dead 2 Dead by Dawn as my absolute-gun-pointed-at-me-favorite in all of the Evil Dead films.

Don’t do it Ace, you have no knees left at this point. Hire Hangman Adam Page and be done with the little bastard.

Comic book creators in the early 2000s tried desperately to create a youth character as badass as the young woman in this picture. Unfortunately, a lot of those creators were wankers.

Ever so slowly I’ve been seeing all the Trump/MAGA bullshit taken down around my neighborhood in a southern Salt Lake County municipality. I think it started with Epstein and now it’s religious aspect of “wait, we’re not included!?!?” that is really hitting them.

Some enterprising person on Bluesky has taken it upon themselves to hop in the Wayback Machine and do realtime skeets of the movie Independence Day, and it just so happens to be the movie’s 30th anniversary. If I remember correctly, I took one of my nieces to see this at one of the local theaters.

AND YET I STILL LIVE!!!!!!!

Thanks to Trump and the war on Minnesota, i’m losing my health insurance immediately. They are disenrolling me tomorrow. I had a $1500 procedure scheduled on July 10. I don’t want help, but i’m a decent artist, so please buy art from my shop or join my patreon or commission me. Thanks.

Did Mercedes steal Ace Austin’s glasses? #ForbiddenDoor

KING SWITCH! #ForbiddenDoor

Bandio bleeding means he’s gonna win #ForbiddenDoor

My son declared that Bandido vs MOX is the wrestling equivalent of Spider-man vs The Punisher. #AEW

That was the best match Lena and Megan have had. #ForbiddenDoor

The announcer from New Japan is my MVP of the night! #ForbiddenDoor

This is more Daniel Garcia than I wanted to watch. #ForbiddenDoor

Get your #AEWForbiddenDoor Bingo cards ready!

Do I have shit to do today? Yes, and I will get to it. But first, I’m gonna zone out to the Jeff Beck CD I found in the used bin at my local record store and also the copy of Elder’s Through Zero that I got at the same time. Then I’m gonna do my shit. #elderthroughzero

Hey @chrisarrant.bsky.social our hero Becky Cloonan is the coolest!

Dear #sickos and the rest of #wrestlesky , Just block the trolls that say wrestling is fake or for losers or some other bullshit. You, me, and everyone else doesn’t need their tired bullshit in our lives and on our feeds. Especially when they hashtag their weak bullshit to get us to engage.

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Swiped from an AEW subreddit… #AEW #wrestlesky

Al Jourgensen didn’t have Gibby Hayes “dig-a-dang-ding” his “dang-a-long-ling-long” so you could tell me that A.I. is inevitable.

This Dynamite is all gas no brakes! And maybe limited commercial breaks too? #AEWDynamite

I was the heir to a small fortune, owed to a family ranch in Missouri and who knows what else, but my parents were terrible business-people and lost several million dollars. We were broke, and they took a loan to buy a brothel in Oklahoma. This was around 1978-79 and I was a toddler.

My 13-year-old daughter talked me into taking her to see a local production of Xanadu over the weekend. It was fun and made fun of the movie. Now, I’ve had Olivia Newton-John songs stuck in my head so I’m watching the original movie and it’s horrible. Gene Kelley is the saving grace.

🧵Thread/ I had a weird moment of fantasy booking for #AEWForbiddenDoor that Theka vs. Starlight Kid went on after the Women’s Owen, with Mercedes lost the Owen and Starlight Kid won the AEW Women’s world title. However, it’s not Starlight Kid under the mask, it’s Mercedes Monet. Huh?

Just finished watching THEY WILL KILL YOU, and it’s fucking amazing! it’s wild that there’s now a horror-comedy genre of “rich people in a satanic cult get fucked up by poor person or woman or person of color or some combination of those”

I’m a dad and I’m alive. My dad passed away in March 2018. He was a motherfucker and a half, and that’s said with love for him in spite of his faults. Him and my mom were damaged people, made bad choices, and made sure I could stand on my own two feet. An’ I will till by dying breath.

My man with the rollers is the hero we need

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

FINALLY! Challenge: me 5★, them 5¾★. The card stands. I booked a 5★ show, think you can book five stars? 5★ · SHOW OF THE YEAR 5starbooker.com/s/dRumrbsPCNB 🤼

Excuse me, I’m gonna get on my “former-tv-newscast-director-soapbox” for a minute. You mean to tell me you couldn’t get a predetermined spot to be lit correctly for on camera interviews? What kind of amateur bullshit is this?

For the life of me, I cannot believe we’re speedrunning Idiocracy.

Please repost if you agree -- this is so important under an administration which is so anti-LGBTQ! #LGBTQ #homophobia #transphobia #gay #bisexual #trans #transgender #homophobe #transphobe

This goes hard AF

I booked a 4¾★ show, think you can book five stars? 4¾★ · SHOW OF THE YEAR And I’ll take it! 5starbooker.com/s/3tkhaWySHr3 🤼

I mean...

i am crying at this thread. i love bees. paging @amy.wrestlejoy.com

Hey @jbl.bsky.social it looks like there’s a fan of some of your past work.

Especially if it’s pictures of President Trump and/or most politicians

This looks like it should be a lot of fun youtu.be/OdyACQmc9ko?...

I have a hard time believing Stephanie Vaquer vs. Maki FUCKING Ito would score so low. #wrestlesky

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍

Why couldn’t Shane Taylor have whooped up on Danny Garcia? #AEWCollision

Hey wow, Death Riders giving Shane Taylor some shine! #AEWCollision

They’re doing an AEW show in Cincinnati? Will the Death Riders and Osprey have a post-show slumber party at Mox’s house? #AEW

Seriously, every time I see Megan and Lena I think “What in the name of She-Ra and Teela is going on here?!?!?!” #AEWCollision

Fix Your Hearts Or Die

I just woke up and had my first cup of coffee, so put me down for G.