𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 “𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗”. 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 & 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚊𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙.

𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎: 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚍.

𝙳𝚎𝚙𝚝.: 𝙻𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢: 𝙴𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚝, 𝟷𝟷𝟾𝟺, 𝟼𝚘+ 𝙵𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜. allthatsinteresting.com/erfurt-latri...

𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍.

𝙲𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚡𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚠 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚢𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚜, 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 - 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗: 𝚋𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗.

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚞 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘...

Door Art (Florence, Italy).

Not All Heroes Wear Capes (Rome, Piazza della Rotonda).

“The Announciation of Instagram” — Leonardo da Vinci, noted genius The Archangel Gabriel announces to The Virgin Mary that she will shortly make the first self-referential picture post (“selfie”), thus birthing Instagram.

Re-reading the Lee/Moebius Silver Surfer. Still thinking this graphic novel has far more of a point than the vast majority of superhero comics (which always seem just a little too deus-ex-machina).

This utility door in a supermarket parking structure pillar - and also your bum.

𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚏 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎….𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚔.

𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚜.

Route 66, AZ, 1990s.

𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚊𝚢.

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. Which makes me Pope Muffin the Fifth.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜𝚔? 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎: "𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚍 - 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚢."

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢’𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚁 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝟷𝟼𝟺𝟽. 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝, 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜.

𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚜.

𝙼𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚝 𝙼𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝.

"𝙰𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎. 𝙾𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝'𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚗." 𝙷.𝙻. 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗

𝚃𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝'𝚜 𝙿𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍.

𝚆𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚑.

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎... 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎. 𝙰 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍-𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜. (𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔)

To: [email protected] Subject: Last week 1) I slipped out the back 2) I made a new plan 3) I didn’t need to be coy 4) I just got myself free 5) I hopped on the bus 6) I didn’t need to discuss much 7) I dropped off the key 8) I got myself free 9-50) Various other ways I left the haters.

<𝚖𝚊𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎> "𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗."

“𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗.”

𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜, 𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢, 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢, 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜.

𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚊𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛. 𝙰 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚜...

𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙹𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊. 𝙷𝚎 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢. 𝚃𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔, 𝚝𝚘𝚘. 𝙷𝚎’𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝.

𝙳𝚒𝚟𝚊 (𝟷𝟿𝟾𝟷). 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝’𝚜 𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚌 𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚏. 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎. 𝙰𝚑, 𝙳𝚒𝚟𝚊.

𝟷𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 *𝚣𝚎𝚛𝚘* 𝚘𝚗 𝚁𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚃𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚜. 𝙸 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚖 𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐.

I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity." He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...

𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚂𝙰.𝚐𝚘𝚟 𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎, 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚂𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍 — 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎.

𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚞𝚛 𝙷𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚒, 𝚕𝚊 𝚗𝚞𝚒𝚝.

𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚞𝚛 𝙷𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚒 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚜.

𝙰 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎.

𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚜.

. Saw a YouTube video of a deer that somehow got into a Missouri hospital & roamed freely through its halls before walking out the sliding front doors 15 minutes later. Apparently they're trying to track it down now because it owes the hospital $90K in unspecified charges.

𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.

𝙶𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚢. 𝙾𝚛 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑. 𝙾𝚛, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢’𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.

Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife? Hegseth: Please stop helping me Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?

𝙷𝚒. 𝙳𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚎'𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚢?

𝙼𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚝 𝟺𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍.

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚝... 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 *𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝* 𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔?

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚜.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝙽𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚑.

Was going to start my paleo diet today but Whole Foods was out of brontosaurus.