I'm no psychologist, but looking back at my approach to yesterday's Wordle does give me pause

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Mark, what was the decision on this in the end? Or are they just going to include the whole lot in the end as of utmost importance?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers if anyone is a doctor please raise your hand PASSENGERS: FLIGHT ATTENDANT: okay if you are NOT a doctor please raise your hands PASSENGERS: *raise hands* FLIGHT ATTENDANT: now start flapping really fast

To quote a long-lost tweet: no thanks LinkedIn, I'd rather follow John McCririck into a windowless toilet after a heavy lunch

All UK-born people under the age of 44 or over the age of 82 are a net drain on the public purse. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

The Bill Withers weather forecasts used to go on far too long.

Serious lack of job gloves, though @watsoncomedian.bsky.social

@helenlewis.bsky.social Not as good as yours, but feel free to have a go. Any errors due to distraction due to being climbed on by my offspring at the time...

@scoremywordle.bsky.social Wordle 1,280 2/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I've spent a lot of this year going back to albums I loved in the 90s / 00s. I think this one still stands up best.

Some fairly intense mixing / mash-up action from Heart Radio this morning...

@dankackroyd.bsky.social I mean, it's clearly about...

Great to see The Entertainer striving to cover all bases for presents for the under-8s

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social No More Jockeys flashback...

Just realised what BlueSky's USP is. Lovely to be here.