Gone to see Ol’ Blue Eyes.

Today marks 39 years of wedded bliss/never a cross word/dull moment. 15 is Crystal.✅ 39 is Lace. ✅ But what is Pa? #whatawoman

Congrats Georgie and all at Blomme-London on the opening of their new Fulham florist. V proud of d#3 x

Here at the Emirates to wave off the Bike From Arsenal ride to Selhurst Park. 134 miles over two days. The weather is scorchio - my two bits of advice have been 1. sun cream 2. water. Go well everyone. @PalaceForLife #cpfc @cpfc

Proud to have modelled @WhyteleafeEagle’s new “to THE Leipzig” flag at Brentford today. I can confirm I’m on my way. May need travel and accommodation assistance though. #cpfc @officialcpfc.bsky.social ❤️💙

Anniversary Day. This WAS our day. #cpfc

*RED CARDS RESCINDED* And with that result from Hammersland - I am declaring a red card moratorium on all red cards distributed in recent weeks to Palace fans who have inadvertently, mistakenly or deliberately mentioned the “O word”. [Don’t repeat the offence!]

We’re on our way…! #Row18Rowdies #cpfc

UGLY.

Feels like an UGLY week ahead.

‘We’re on our way’ to @sohoplace (top 3 fave theatre) to see this RSC musical adaptation of Palace fan Chiwetel Ejiofor’s movie.

We’ve been here at CYTO in final rehearsals for The Ugly Duckling ahead of our filming week next week. S4Kers from the past have had strong associations with CYTO over the years - and it’s fab to see the Othello production advertised outside.

St George’s Crowhurst on St George’s Day, where every house in the village flies the St George’s flag on St George’s Day.

Superb on Chelsea history in the 21st century from ⁦Matthew Syed. Chelsea escaped justice for so long — this self-sabotage is heavenly www.thetimes.com/sport/footba...

For me 1. Dream 2. Macbeth 3. Hamlet 4. R&J 5. Twelfth Night www.theguardian.com/stage/ng-int...

For Stringbag and Casper at the Mids who are complaining that I’m not doing enough 5ks. Am in full long training for this year’s @palaceforlife.bsky.social Marathon March in October - as do not want to struggle as much as last year.

Bonjour - glorious morning in Westerhamland. #squerryeswineryparkrun

Premier League clubs made record operating losses in 2024-25 even as revenues neared £7bn. Owners put in over £1bn, again. "The land of supposed milk and honey is anything but." Analysis of all 20 clubs' finances @theathleticfc.bsky.social 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/720...

Well played lads! #Row18Rowdies #cpfc

Genius.

OliVery Good! 🙌

I don't know why this is so hard for some people to grasp. If we extend our use of fossil gas, rather than going all-out for grid batteries, heat pumps and induction hobs, we extend our dependence on *foreign* sources of gas, regardless of whether we also use the UK's last remaining reserves. 🧵

To Oliver! My first West End show in 1963. Amazing to see who was in that cast back then - a Dame and a Monkee!

It’s electric here already. #cpfc

Superb. 👏

Peace and love to everyone at Easter. ✌️❤️ [Dear USA / 25th Amendment now!]

100% spot on from Matthew Syed and a great reminder of Chelsea’s recent history. Handling of Chelsea is shameful. They should be stripped of titles www.thetimes.com/sport/footba...

x.com/timessport/s... Absolutely spot on from Matthew Syed and a reminder of Chelsea’s history since 2000.

To Bristol… “Bristol is the city where my heart will always be…!” 🎶

Happy Mothers Day from the Palace. #cpfc

www.patreon.com/posts/152899... A Legendary Post Match Pod tonight / with JD. #cpfc @jimdalycomedy.bsky.social @fiveyearplan.bsky.social

At the other Collosseum/Coliseum* with the Secret Friday Club. (* @domfifield.bsky.social / Bob White - I know!) #cpfc

Stadio Olimpicio with Mrs C.

80 minutes.

At Spurs - this is how I’m hoping the home end will look after 70 minutes. #cpfc

This was utterly superb. Chapeau Rachel Kavanaugh. Brilliant staging and direction. Design too 👍.

Free spare free for today’s matinee if anyone fancies joining me.

Execeptional Secret Friday Club visit to the Palace of Westminster.

Beautiful winter’s morning at Squerryes Winery ParkRun today. @parkrunuk

With Book of Bellman.

Bravo Italia!

Genius from Harry Venning in this month’s @thestage.co.uk 👏

San Francisco! Peter, our fellow Palace supporter and mental health advocate, is organizing a meet-up next week for anyone who is feeling lonely and/or seeking community with others. Please see the infographic below and contact @petercpfc.bsky.social if you have any questions! #cpfc

Where am I?

Another great day at the Barnyard Pond in store. (Though the weather’s looking a bit ugly).

Go well Marc Guehi.