realizing i no longer know how to tie a ton of different climbing and rescue knots made me sad but not sad enough to relearn them because i no longer have a job that requires me to know a ton of different climbing and rescue knots

There’s nothing I like better than celebrating a birthday… so Happy Birthday, Ryan Reynolds!

both should be allowed and everyone should do whatever they want with their body forever like it's actually not even my business

whenever the debt collection agency from the hospital texts me i feel like im in repo the genetic opera and they're gonna hunt me down soon

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

hod dog 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

tried to type antarctica and it autofilled to antarctigo... i need to be put down ethically

Chuck Mangione

trying to support my boyfriend through phan hard launch

flare up left me snug as a bug in a rug (in pain and unable to get up for more than a few minutes)

medicaid doesn't cover my testosterone because the government doesn't like me <3

saw someone describe baja blast as "too effervescent" ? i think that's just how soda is

Nah fuck u I'm not a rude girl I'm a rude fag

girl next to me asked what my minidisc player was and i got really embarrassed because im recording minidiscs in my 8:00am remedial math class

briefly thought "i could put zaireeka on minidisc" before realizing i don't have anyone to listen to it with... my only friend who likes minidisc is across the country

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sick and twisted that you have to pay to change your lastfm username... i don't wanna be homestuck420 anymore

all the porn bots followed me, this is just like my home (tumblr)

okay it ended up only being $15 but also I only make $10 an hour and I obviously couldn't go to work because I had to go to the doctor... it adds up

they should invent a way to go to the doctor where you don't have to spend $20 just to get there

i used to be anemic but now my red blood cell count is too high... can i just have a normal amount for once... fighting for my life

Can he stop fucking staring at me like that i just want a sandwich. Susmaryosep.

How long after you start working somewhere does it stop being acceptable to say "sorry, I'm new here" to customers

My boyfriend said diet soda is gross... I think we gotta break up

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social hi I'm trans and today was 1 month on hrt and i actually cried when you said stuff about trans people at the bernie thing yesterday, awful time to be trans but also great at the same time because of community okay thanks sorry for being annoying bye

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social hi! Very curious about this... Did "the simpsons" ever record anything or play more than just this show? youtu.be/XN1KXhlENiE?...