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Getting my porron

Bears might have lost but they can still bear down on me 🐻

BEAR THE F DOWNNNNNN

Pats vs Bears super bowl

DA BEEAAAAAARRRRSSSSS

KEEP THAT CHEESE GRATING #BEARDOWN

GRATE THAT CHEEEEESSSEEEE

BEAR DOWN!!!!! 🐻

When you're here...

Making slushie margaritas with @lwhekk.bsky.social and @smudge.dog

bird song

One thing I will never understand: Drivers who break while approaching a green light

ZOOTOPIA 3 BIRDWORLLDDDDD 🐦 🐦‍⬛ 🦜 🦚 🪶

Now that stuffed bird celebrations are over it's finally time to celebrate gay cardinal season!

I just had a surprisingly good winter spiced mojito

Hey there folks! Today is Election Day in the United States. It's more important than ever that we all go out and vote! Your local elections are much more important than you might realize. Do your part! 👏🗳️

I am very spooky xox Find some special, spooky, originals at the Fishing Quarter Gallery in Brighton, UK 28th October - 2nd of November! Xox

This is definitely a blast ABBA at work kind of Friday

The colder months are rolling in, which means it's migration season! Hot Bird Summer is forever, in my heart... ☀️🦆 (🎨: @bluescale.bsky.social)

Hear me out. White run, dill, green apple, and wasabi

Frozen espresso martini with salty bacon bits just blew my mind

Copenhagen nights

Cheap paper straws should not be made into bendy straws. End of discussion

Swift broke Spotify lmao

The best part of watching Big Brother is when they finally show the jury house and the contestants can really chat #BB27

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

Pierogi are low key the most functional food. Bfast/lunch/dinner/late night im always in the mood

THE BIRD CALENDERS ARE BACK FOR ANOTHER YEAR You bet I already got one tommysiegel.net/shop/2026-ca...

Next HOH competition should have all the contestants stand in a circle and the last to not cry wins #BB27

Instead of voting this season to evict, it should've been the person who cries the most each week. I cant stand it #BB27

Maye-be the Pats will be good next year

Trying to watch all these games at once at BDUBS is impossible. Just gonna watch the Pats and see the updates for my fantasy teams in the app

I spent all day watching My Lottery Dream Home, you bet I'm ready to win this Powerball

One day I'll scare Google by how truly unhinged I can be and say yes, I would like to take this alternate turn and add 15 minutes to my trip

Best possible scenario happened tonight. Mahomes got me a lot of fantasy points and STILL lost 🙌

I don't know why I waited for this weather delay. It's just restarting and now I'm too tired to watch

Football is way better on TV than watching in person

I'm in a fantasy league for the first time ever and I can say I have never been more excited for an NFL season

Anniversary dinner at an Argentinean steakhouse.

And with this last delivery the mailman killed the giant spider holding my mailbox hostage. I have finally retrieved my mail

I had fun running the team building exercise this morning 🛫

Oh. Don’t mind if I do…

knocked 6 beers off my challenge list and bought 2 seabags. def a win today

Putting wax on beer bottles is fun but extremely inconvenient

Portland Pride!

Now that it's warm enough I get to spend my lunches walking around work and bird watch! I use this app that can ID them by their songs, feels like I'm playing Pokémon go

PS: would be honored if you joined as we two stupid musicians attempt to write an accurate song for EVERY bird species: shows.acast.com/extremely-ac...

Glad I married a Gemini sailor moon rising

Best purchase so far of 2025: Pump action weed puller. I have started the weed-mageddon