“You,Boy! British politics needs help. Get me a man dressed as a bin!”

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Just imagining a scenario where England won the world cup and Count Binface won the Clacton by election...

Perfect response from Egypt there 👌

Egypt just got fucked over by VAR there 🤬

"I said Nigel Farage is very principled calling a by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's an attention seeking gobshite who's playing the victim in a desperate attempt to avoid scrutiny"

Farage = a political stunt

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

FARAGE RESIGNS: What we heard from his announcement:

Nigel Farage is facing a fraction of the scrutiny Jeremy Corbyn had to endure, but he's ranting and raving in an airport By @willem-moore.bsky.social

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

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Tory boy Streeting should NOT be allowed back into the cabinet

We need an explanation from race control for that, because it looks badly handled from the outside #F1 #BritishGP

#F1 WTF is going on?

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To everyone celebrating in the currently Disunited States of America 🇺🇸Happy Independence Day🇺🇸

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GRIDDABLE #385 I scored 23! 😊 Streak: 4 Today's Current High Score: 32 Ⓒ︎ Ⓐ︎ Ⓡ︎ Ⓣ︎ Ⓞ︎ Ⓖ︎ Ⓔ︎ Ⓡ︎ Ⓟ︎ Ⓡ︎ Ⓔ︎ Ⓤ︎ Ⓣ︎ Ⓐ︎ Ⓝ︎ Ⓚ︎

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GRIDDABLE #384 I scored 23! 😊 Streak: 3 Today's Current High Score: 32 Ⓦ︎ Ⓘ︎ Ⓝ︎ Ⓖ︎ Ⓜ︎ Ⓤ︎ Ⓢ︎ Ⓡ︎ Ⓐ︎ Ⓤ︎ Ⓣ︎ Ⓞ︎ Ⓢ︎ Ⓔ︎ Ⓔ︎ Ⓦ︎

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This is how the #BBC reported a renowned Palestinian doctor being literally raped to death by Israeli forces. 😑

Let's take a look at this claim as "revealed" by the Daily Mail. TLDR - It's taken them a reeeeeally long time to "reveal" this law 😜 So what's the reality behind this headline? 🧵 1/23

Only 3 more sleeps till I hit the road to #LeMans for the Classic. Early start on Thursday morning to catch the 08:00 ferry from Portsmouth to Caen

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GRIDDABLE #382 I scored 25! 😊 Streak: 1 Today's Current High Score: 32 Ⓡ︎ Ⓘ︎ Ⓝ︎ Ⓖ︎ Ⓔ︎ Ⓒ︎ Ⓐ︎ Ⓡ︎ Ⓝ︎ Ⓘ︎ Ⓣ︎ Ⓞ︎ Ⓣ︎ Ⓡ︎ Ⓔ︎ Ⓦ︎

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I'll be getting my free breakfast on Sunday #ArmedForcesDay

In my recent interviews I boasted about having claimed "zero personal expenses". Which is not surprising when you consider that there is no such thing as 'personal expenses' for MPs, so nobody has claimed any. But I have claimed over £150k in office expenses.

#PopMaster That was a tough round

#PopMaster Alphaville - Big in yer pants

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Over 16 hours and my #VirginMedia broadband is still down

My #VirginMedia broadband has gone down for the second day in a row. Guess it doesn't like the hot weather either

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I'm confident nobody will share this.

aaand it's back

#VirginMedia Broadband down

Just over a week until I head to #LeMans for the Classic and have started preparing in earnest, checking all my gear is OK. This year it's just me and my brother-in-law so we're going in his 993 with me as the expert navigator. Last time we went in the 993 to the 24 hours was 2018

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