This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals. The pro-life party: This is an outrage! RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio. The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

I made an announcement regarding my business decision to move away from Twitter and Meta. As a visual aid, the post was accompanied by Musk’s cute little salute. The amount of hate I’m getting is astounding. That’s worrisome for so many reasons. That this is ok with people hurts DEEP.

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash