Same. #AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

Maybe - just maybe - if no one laughed at oddballs with funny hair they wouldn't grow up to be fascists. Bear the hair, spare the hate.

I used to wonder, "Why do kids do such stupid things?" And then the answer dawned on me: "What else are the equipped to do?"

Although Jesus was known as a carpenter, he never actually sang or performed on any of their albums.

I'll say one positive thing about Reform: they couldn't be worse than the current batch of Tories.

It takes a special talent to look at the state of the UK and announce "the country needs to cut spending". Enter Mel Stride.

This explains everything.

Cybertruck is a design flaw on wheels.

You'd think having genocide on your rap sheet would be enough without branching out into piracy too. I guess Bibi doesn't want to put all his eggs in one basket.

Instead of the Tories and Reform fighting for a share of the racist vote, why don't they organise an auction where whoever promises to deport the most people for the most arbitrary reasons gets to take all the racist votes?

What, like King Herod?

Before my elevation to royalty, I was a mere fictional character...

More evidence that Badenoch is a gateway drug for would-be fascists. Inhale Badenoch, end up hooked on Farage.

Trump could bring peace to the whole world but he'd still be a convicted criminal, a court-attested rapist, and a vulgar imbecile.

Countries never go to war. It's only governments that wage war.

Six months in prison and an eternity in hell.

Johnson’s cull of MPs prepared to tell the truth about Brexit consigned the Tories to the absurdity & irrelevance they currently enjoy. The media’s pitiful complicity in & failure to explain this lets Farage move in to the vacated space despite embodying the stupidity & bigotry that did for them.

If Trump is not criminally insane, he's insanely criminal. A lucky dip of mad and bad.

This is how you do it.

He really believes he's in line for a Nobel peace prize, doesn't he? 😂

Spare a thought for the brave police officers in Trafalgar Square risking life and limb to arrest protesters armed with banners opposing genocide.

A dollar bill is basically a government IOU. So just cancel the IOUs held by billionaires and you'll have loads of money to fix ordinary people's lives.

Tried not to like Zac Polanski. Failed in the attempt.

I don't want to vote for Your Party, I want to vote for My Party. Or at least one whose motto isn't "splitter!"

Powerful wind expected with Storm Amy today. I knew the beans were a mistake.

Imagine sending an airborne division after this guy

I wonder what the penalty is for wiping your arse with it?

There is a reason these people were voiceless before social media gave them voice.

Is the swamp drained yet?

I'm starting to figure out what 1936 might have been like if Germany had had social media.

In fairness, the American taxpayer is paying 0.000000005% of it.

Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash. The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash! Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast - Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!

Imagine the richest country on earth thinking they could have affordable health care like the rest of civilisation! Who do they they think they are?!?

Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.

Rebooting this administration is not in the national interest. Best to leave it switched off and go back to barter.

Genocide AND piracy? Isreal is branching out!

Lots of media hand-wringing about UK borrowing. But has anyone else noticed how 30-year treasury yields have fallen by nearly 0.25% in a month?

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me an objection to mandatory citizen ID that isn't limited to some arbitrary "principle".

Conservatives laud the "trad wife" while looking down at the Muslim woman walking behind her husband. Without taking sides it must be obvious that these are equivalent?

I woke up this morning and just kept getting woker as the day went on.

Make America Dull Again.

Would the patriots waging their crusade against asylum seekers because one committed a sexual offence turn their rage against plumbers if one of THEM did the same? I'm asking because all they have in common is that they are men. They don't attack plumbers or, men. Just immigrants. See the issue?

It's odd how the same people who moan about the "nanny state" also moan about the government not doing enough to help them.

Hmm. Do we lock up criminals or elect them president? It's a tough one.

Racists (don't mention Farage) need to fear Antira - Antifa's sidekick in the radical left rebellion!

Tribalism is the root of America's problems. Not the deadlock itself but the terror on both sides that they are finished if their rivals ever get the upper hand. There are just too few floating voters. Right now, the alternative to deadlock is dictatorship.

Hellboy has some words for Hellbaby...