He’s definitely invited to the Me:

I can really listen to this all day. Always loved this story.

I was today years old when I found out you can make cake with mayonnaise.

“Someone so basic she makes vanilla seem spicy” #beyondthegates

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Random thought: I remember when manicures were under $10.

Wow. That was really good. They covered so much ground and I didn’t expect they’d have me tearing up so much. But I enjoyed it a lot!! I heard so many of my guys’ music in this too!! 💙💜

Post a villain you love

Leslie/ Martin Separated at birth 🤪 #beyondthegates

Drop a picture in your phone that you're trying to recreate soon...

When you got remarried during the Blip but your 1st wife reappears in the living room.

Haley #beyondthegates

1. What’s the pay at LUMON? 2. Do you need a college degree? 3. Prior experience? 4. What would be “prior experience ?” #severance

Nobody: Martin: #beyondthegates

#beyondthegates ain’t wasting no time with this first week of episodes it’s been good and juicy

Happy #BeyondTheGates Day! The first new #daytime #SoapOpera in decades premiers today. I'll be watching for sure.

I miss the old Tumblr era.

Coyote ugly 25th anniversary show. Check prices: $108.55

10 successive posts of you in your underwear is one thing, but with 24 hashtags?! Seek therapy or get a dog. Smh

Black Men, we are the standard. Often imitated but never successfully duplicated. We are wonderfully created in all our colors and sizes. ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 Don’t let no one tell ya different.

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

My dream last night… I had three ants on a leash and everything was still normal sized.

when the price is right but the shipping is tripping

“You coming out tonight?” Me:

Just to be clear. This page is for BLACK people. Especially Black queer ones. They are my only focus here.

Saw two of us on the ‘Friends’-themed game show…

nter the year you turned 10 into the gif bar to see what was popular back then.

When did you know? (🏳️‍🌈)

Dreaming last night. My cat spoke English. But because he spoke “meow” it sounded like he had a Spanish accent.

- so ready for this tonight!

*searches for something profound to say in my first post of 2025* Your honor, I’m a freak bitch. Handcuffs. Leashes…

Tattoo Appreciation Post. Quote this with your fav tat.

#moviesky what movie have you seen more than ten times?

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without explanation

I know what he likes!!

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters as a kid

When I like a thirst trap but don’t follow

“Do you Skeet?” Me:

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

“Re-skeet”

If you didn’t play this song at least once today, your Black card will be revoked at 12:01am on November 29th, 2024.

spread cheeks, not hate.