My partner, overhearing me listening to Trump ramble today: "I don't understand how you haven't gotten stupider listening to him so much. His idiot speeches *must* kill brain cells. He's like a nitrous balloon - don't do too much at once, or you could die." 🎈

A magical Paint My Masterpiece - so Bobby 🥹

Karoline Leavitt reminds me of a mean cheerleader who does coke in the bathroom off her necklace cross before every game

I still haven't seen JRAD. We had great tickets in like 2019 (2020?) and then...stupid Covid shut it all down. Watching tonight's stream and it's SO good. There's no more Dead, but there's still great music. We will get by, even though it's not the same.

On the anniversary of her loss, we take comfort in knowing Large Marge can listen to the Dead up there now.

What I'd give for one more Saturday night 🥺

I think I last saw Dave when he showed up on stage at the final Dead & Co show at Folsom Field. Vote. Bobby wanted everyone to vote.

Just gonna follow everyone posting about how much they're going to miss him. It makes me feel a tiny bit better when I'm otherwise feeling so, so sad.

I have so much to say about Bob Weir, but my first thought is: This man toured and played live music for almost his entire life. He found his dream and stuck with it to the end of his life. I love that and I love him.

😭😭😭 youtu.be/6MrDvoj7dT8?...

Devastated. Absolutely devastated. More than any other in years and years, this hurts.

Got a subscription to nugs for Xmas. All I've done all week is rock out. Happy new year 🎵🎶🎵🎶

Due to his apparent constipation I followed the online protocol of having Floyd fast for 3 days, then fed him part of a single shelled, cooked pea. It was a ridiculous fucking production BUT! Floyd is now operating at 100% so huzzah!

Can't wait to see the joy on my brother's face when he opens the Jesus (knockoff) Lego I got him. This will be even better than the Jesus band-aids (to really speed up healing!) and the dress-up Jesus set I got him before. PS - the cross behind Him really lights up 😂

"and openly disdains country music" is just...😂

Let's see...how to make mine a bit different... Weasel 🦡 (that might not be a weasel) Various owls 🦉 Bears 🐻 Rattlesnakes 🐍 Skunks* 🦨 *these little fuckers are adorable but they DESTROY my lawn and it's very annoying.

Floyd is still kicking, but definitely not himself. All websites say that he needs to see a "fish veterinarian" if symptoms persist for a week. Me: wtf is a fish veterinarian? Him: oh, you mean a fish-iscian? Well played sir.

Came home the other day and thought Floyd (my fish) was dead - he was just kinda floating on his side, as dead fish do. But he wasn't. So I googled "my betta is swimming on its side." And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated. (bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)

I love me some delicious cow, but we put the babies in tiny dog crates so they can't move lest they become a bit tough. We factory-farm the big ones so they never see the light of day until we toss them on a truck to the slaughterhouse. So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄

Uh oh. It's one of those nights where I've had 3 drinks and put on some really great albums. This could end up as Friday night energy on a Tuesday night, which almost always leads to an unfortunate Wednesday morning.

So many great posts about this headline but to throw in my two cents: I KEEP LENDING PPL BOOKS AND THEY NEVER GET RETURNED SO I NEED CONSTANT BOOK REPLENISHING. My loved ones should feel free to get me any books they already bought me at any point before 2023.

Crepe maker did not disappoint. These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.

I genuinely feel for this person but also I don't quite get it, because I myself am a professional relaxer. Pro tip: do laundry. It requires almost no effort but takes hours, so you're "busy" watching TV or reading for hours while the washer & dryer do their thing.

I ate this crepe today. It was stuffed with ham, cheese, browned onions, and Dijon mustard, then covered in maple syrup. I would've liked a bit of hot sauce, but holy shit it was good. So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.

This photo is a source of so much gold. Going to spend my night laughing at these.

Omg 😆

I am hopelessly addicted to this game.

They came! One big sister was driving the younger one to all the houses 🥹 Now I can contentedly drink and watch scary movies 👻

We live in a rural area and there's only two families that have always driven their kids here to trick or treat. I'm really hoping the kids aren't getting too old. I'll be sad.

One was called Sea Quest (I think) and I got such a crazy high score that I took a photo with my Instamatic to send in to Atari magazine. But the magazine was never at any stores near me, so what happened to it will forever remain a mystery.

I mean I guess I agree in the limited sense that I think it's perfectly reasonable for ppl to not want to live next door to ppl who only speak 'racist asshole'. Let's make it policy then, shall we?

I've never believed that the shooting was fake. I think that's way too much of a stretch. But I have absolutely no trouble believing that the narcissist orange fuckstick was concerned about "how it played on tv" instead of, you know, the poor guy who was murdered.

Outstanding. It might be a while before a context arises where I canclapback with this exact phrase, but when the opportunity presents itself I will feel amazing.

Like looking into a crystal ball.

Kale. Everyone would benefit from the extinction of that vile weed masquerading as food.

The album "Dub Side of the Moon" does the whole album in reggae and it's pretty badass.

I’m not sure when D politicians will come to understand that the base GOP voter will lower his own dick into a garbage disposal if it meant a lib had to watch

Mmm hmmm

Doesn't Ben Garrison have any family who love him enough to take his internet away

congress sounds so cool i wish it was real

Dementia Hitler still thinks he invented the word "caravan" and is now sundowning so badly that he confuses it with the word "cartel".

Tell us more about Biden's aides running the autopen 🤦‍♂️

Finally got around to reading the novel Hilary co-authored. She really was right about everything.

godDAMMIT why must ppl constantly disappoint me??

Lookit this cute nightlight my brother gave me 👻

Chicago no kings #DeadHeadLife

Somebody must've put the WH account on a MAGA list because I can't search it 😂

So, I deleted Twitter again this week. It's once again devolved into a cesspool of bots and bullshit (I mean it always was, but now even moreso) I feel better already. But I need to get my news from somewhere, so.

On my own for dinner tonight, so here's the menu: - chilled vodka salad with fresh lemons and sparkling club soda - popcorn a la beurre et sel - homemade ice cream (legit - made it the other day)