Trump gets headlines like "Weak Jobs Report." This jobs report is a disaster. It is a harbinger of a recession.

Proud to be labeled a security threat by the Trump administration.

If Blue state governors want to get serious beyond cool words, direct your state prosecutors to bring assault charges against ICE thugs.

Sanewashers putting in overtime to clean up this speech.

So glad we are honoring the 'battle' of Wounded Knee

The screaming of fanboys finding out Bill Burr is just as full of shit as anyone

I know that using the DOJ to go after Comey is bad, but the best I can muster is a 'darn.'

High Powered Law Firms: we better bend the knee Jimmy Kimmel: hold my beer the resistance starts here

If you can be CEO of three companies I question how difficult the job of CEO really is.

I was told a bunch of Evangelicals would be gone today.

Harris whining about not getting endorsements fast enough while giving a very tepid endorsement of Mamdani is peak Harris.

ABC news just cutting Trump’s remarks on Tylenol to make them look not nearly as insane as they actually were. #sanewasher

Disney missed one simple fact: the average person knows who Jimmy Kimmel is, only the terminally online even knew of Kirk's existence.

Warren Zevon wrote the canonical Desperados Under The Eaves in a room on the corner of Grace & Yucca. "I was sitting in the Hollywood Hawaiian Hotel I was listening to the air conditioner hum..." Please join me in urging Los Angeles to designate the intersection as Warren Zevon Square.

The DOJ might as well drop all bribery prosecutions since conservative SCOTUS has basically decided bribery isn't at thing no matter what laws congress writes. It is pure judicial hackery but here we are.

Your Democratic Party: voting yes on Charlie Kirk day, still not endorsing Mamdani.

I want a normal world because I'll I really want to Skeet about is sports, tabletop games, and movies.

All the Kirk dialogue makes much more sense if you view it in the context of Christian Nationalism.

Pour one out for the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social. Satire is dead in a world where the real "reporting" looks like this

Oh we are about to find out if SCOTUS will pretend the Fed is an Extra Special Boy for no real reason.

I'm not saying you should pirate Disney/Paramount content. That would be against the law.

Cancel your subscriptions. Money is the only thing these cowards care about.

People worried about Saturday Night Live being next have wildly underestimated how much Lorne will kiss Trump's ass.

What the Debate Me bros have done is found a way to filibuster the self-evident humanity of a person or group by making it an endless topic of debate. As Toni said: "None of this is necessary. There will always be one more thing." It's not my job to prove my equality to those who think me inferior

If you want to know how the media brought us Trump, just look how they are manufacturing a fictional version of Kirk.

"We need more controversial speakers on campus!" Oh, how about some Palestinian voices then? "Not that way."

Shorter Ricky Gervais: I only want to hear about crimes against humanity from my approved sources

Kroger will lay off ~1,000 employees. In December, it announced $7.5B in stock buybacks – which juice stock prices, enriching shareholders and boosting CEO pay. Just so happens that Kroger's last CEO was paid 457x its typical employee in 2024. Textbook corporate greed.

Both-sider Journalists when POTUS threatens them to their face:

Democrats will pay a heavy price if any more right-wingers kill each other using lax Republican gun laws.

Here it is. Journalists just gaslighting everyone on who Charlie Kirk was. This. This contributes to the state this country is in. Just malpractice.

Yes he very civilly said my wife was too stupid to be a pilot and my money controls the world and we both were degenerates who should be killed, he said all that very civilly

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

I’m practicing shit posting exactly right

*me, about to flush the toilet after the most horrible thirty minutes I've had in years* "Rest now brother, we have the watch. I'll see you in Valhalla."

On one hand, Charlie Kirk had a First Amendment right to say any vile thing he wanted. On the other hand, you are scum who should be locked up for saying anything bad about him.

If Bluesky is going to ban people for shitting on Charlie Kirk they better just go ahead and ban me now

I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.

Now that South Park has been canceled by the right, I'm sure they'll do an episode about how cancel culture is a bipartisan phenomenon, right?

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

“Charlie Kirk was a bad person but even bad people don’t deserve to be murdered” is all they have to say. It’s not hard.

Charlie Kirk spent his last days manufacturing a lurid panic about “Black-on-White crime” and his final post on X was a call to politicize a murder. He was not “practicing politics the right way.“ You can oppose what happened yesterday without pretending he was One of the Good Ones.

"Don't be a ghoul about Charlie Kirk!" No, white libs. You don't get to tell me that I don't get to talk my shit about a man who on multiple occasions has pushed for an America where folks like me get killed to cleanse the land. Y'all can kiss my ass with that suggestion.

“He was always willing to engage, and always pleasant in those conversations.” OH FUCK OFF

The whitewashing of Kirk in the mainstream press is sickening.

Welp, anyway. Time to get some tacos.

I encourage everyone to look out for their safety and practice good internet hygiene, of course. But some of the scolding posts I've read suggest we can change the awful aftermath of a fateful event by just holding our tongues and being quiet little mice, and that isn't my experience.