"They're eating the fish. They're eating the chips." #auspol

BREAKING: In an attempt at monoculturalism, Drew Pavlou has abandoned his greek heritage and renamed himself Drover Pavlova #auspol

BREAKING: In a desperate attempt to gain popularity, Pauline Hanson has declared war with Tasmania over the Strait of Bass #auspol

Current tofu status - hard.

I've met an eskimo I want to root but I dont know how to break the ice.

You've blown your last fish Hootie

You'd be amazed at how many people are choosing outrage purely out of boredom. #aupol

my frequency of tweeting is inversely related to the productivity of my writing. The more blocked I am the more I tweet.

Pedo straight white male equivalent of kd lang released his new hit constant creeping

The Karl stefanovic drama is a testament to how easily irrelevant boring shit can take Alcantra stage of the national conversation because of algorithms and culture hacking #auspol

There is a thriving bullshitosphere around the world and Karl is a key bridge to radicalise the apolitical by bringing them into this sphere using Karl;. it is a massive betrayal of the Australian value of decency in public discourse. It wants to plug mums and dads in #auspol

what genius wrote this

@NETFLIX HEAR ME OUT 3 WORD PITCH: Dykes of Hazzard

Which craven media whore will start a Pauline friendly podcast to funnel dark money through next? Fat kid from Hay Dad The pedo dad from hey Dad Alf from Home and Away Wombat from country practice #auspol

which craven media whore will be next

EVERYBODY STOP!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .HAMMER TIME

TRANSVESTIGATE PAULINE #auspol

Dave Hughes is the gilbert Gottfried of Ben shapiros #auspol Trying to explain ausstralian culture wars to americans.

Pauline Hanson extends her invitation to another Australian icon, Rolf Harris. No background checks needed. #auspol

Karl Stefanovic is the Mr Rogers of Alex Joneses #auspol

Humans are depriving AI of its much needed water

Elon Musk weighing in on Karl Stefanovic reveals the seams of how coordinated this right wing victimhood cosplay BS is. The 'heroic' trillionaire owned underdog anti media fighting the evil thousandaire mainstream media for trying to silence the millionaire 'masses' #auspol

Settle in with a good cup of hot cocoa on a comfy sofa and read this four word masterpiece

The only test of being part of the truly Australian monoculture is if you can prove you've used the phrase 'piece of piss' in a sentence. #auspol

"Fuck you, I'll do just what she tells me" makes bulldozer noises #auspol

David Hughes saying I hate Muslims is my new ringtone #auspol

"Fuck you, I'll do just what she tells me" Makes bulldozer sounds #auspol

Karl Stefanovic, Kyle Sandilands, Dave Hughes all magically begin to support Pauline Hanson, burning bridges from their old income. What dark money is paying their new income so it can buy our elections? Rage for the machine #auspol

Karl Stefanovic, Kyle Sandilands, Dave Hughes all magically begin to support PAuline Hanson, burning bridges from their old income to gain from their new income. Who is paying them to buy our elections?? #auspol

I am bringing the glock to heaven cus God has much to answer for

Digital culture is plastic, you can mould it to whatever you want. Whichi s why it has made fake fame (influencers) fake sex(porn) fake money (crypto) fake power (populism) AI will do the same but with fake audience, fake partners, fake social interation and fake hierarchy

David Hughes is the 3am bedroom mosquito of Australian TV. #auspol

Pauline hanson is the exact same whinging that conservative radio has been doing for decades. The only difference is that more people are tuned in the the new packaging through US social media drivel, excited to try a new attempt at reheated, Rinehart funded slop #auspol

Once you see it you can't unsee it. Trump is America's Morrissey

Once you see it you can't unsee it. Trump is America's Morrissey

Once you see it you can't unsee it. Trump is America's Morrissey

Once you see it you can't unsee it. Trump is America's Morrissey

Once you see it you can't unsee it. Trump is America's Morrissey

Once you see it you can't unsee it. Trump is America's Morrissey

Greeks dont need to be racist because we are the best race. We won.

Unfortunately my ideal woman is about four different women.

This guy has a face that would eat a dropped sushi in a men’s public toilet. This is my hobby. I invent insults.

hope the fbi agent tapping my phone enjoys me talking to my dog in italian with a surfer dude accent

Listened to an NPR story this morning about mass child starvation in Senegal without a single mention of Elon Musk, the guy who gleefully created the conditions for the mass starvation

Pauline Hanson is the tide pond challenge of Australian politics #auspol

Never trusted the extra leg even as a 5 year old

Labor is doing non performative, substantive politics. One Nation is part of this online brain rot world where they want performance. Performative Right wing cruelty. With no outcome except theatre. Trolling doesnt translate to real world power. you just make government a clownshow #auspol