I'm gutted I can't make this, so please go on my behalf! You can sign up on their Patreon, there's a free option but it's well worth signing up for a subscription too if you can afford it.

I think it's fair to say I picked a remarkably apt location to listen to today's @murderbastard.bsky.social episode!

Come and fuel my new addiction. youraislopbores.me

I hear its going to be an excellent lineup, definitely get your tickets now before it sells out 👀

People talk about songs living rent free in their heads, but I think this one is holding me to ransom now. How much do I have to donate before it goes away? #howlongathon

It's such a relief to finally get an official diagnosis.

Now where were those 'I feel personally attacked by' shirts, again?

Downside: you'd have to put up with me.

Look at this! I know the author. Look at what My Friend The Published Author did!

One week to go! It's going to be another good one.

There's still time to get your ticket, but only just!

I'm in, who else wants to join me?

"Residents of Weymouth looked on in confusion as dozens of tooled-up marines stormed the castle, then left sheepishly via the gift shop." www.bbc.com/news/article...

Does Tylenol cause autism? (A comprehensive neuroscientific response to the recent US govt report) [Summary] No, of course not! What's wrong with you? [Full answer] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-[1/237]

@k2mey.bsky.social This might just be my favourite so far!

What an amazing lineup! Definitely a case of 👀. You'd be a fool to miss it*. *I am that fool, sadly, so make sure you enjoy it in my stead.

You think you can game the system by eating a meal comprising only one food? Amateur. There will always be a bit which has more sauce/cheese/delightful crispy edge.

Happy birthday @harecomedy.bsky.social! I hope the tooth isn't too awful and fingers crossed for tonight.

Hopefully just delayed, and not a jail-replacement bus service.

New adhd low today. In the time it took for dinner to cook, I'd forgotten I'd put food in the oven and had eaten something else instead.

I can't go to Fringe this year for Reasons*, but I'll feel less devastated about that if you all go to see these lovely people on my behalf. *Misguided ones I deeply regret.

I'm beginning to feel personally targeted by this lot, now.

Post an unusual sign, if you feel like it.

My work canteen do deep- fried chunks of lasagne. I'm sure they'd put them in a bun for me if I asked.

This is seriously testing my "Not going to Edinburgh this year" resolve. I need you guys to make sure they're sold out to remove the temptation.

Just heard a woman in town declare "This is too much for me!" Not sure if 'this' was the heat or the over-amplified mediocre busker, but either way...

To misquote Stereophonics, yesterday's tomorrow is today! Grab your ticket now, or risk finding out tomorrow that it was on yesterday and you missed it.

Go and see this!

Well done, BBC news.

Oh god, which box did they find my teenage diary in?

Wait, what? It's taken me this many years to realise where the word alphabet came from. How did I not notice that before?

🍓THREE HOURS🍓 I know you’re coming, you know you’re coming, everyone knows. Just book your ticket in advance. #CoherentComedy 📅 Monday 7th April 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/coherent-c...

As a scientist I do understand the sun in early April is as strong as mid-September, even if the air and water are colder. But I still managed to get sunburn on the beach today.

Umm... should I tell them?

Things which were not on my to-do list today: becoming a grandmother.

Kathy Kathy Kathy! Absolutely storming it, as usual.

I feel seen.

Things I did not expect my work day to include: discussion on whether a 69 can be considered suitable for vegans.

Latest in the 'in case you were wondering' series: sometime between opening my car to get in and starting the engine, the keys have evaporated. I may be stuck in Hastings Tesco forever now.

The parking attendants here are vicious and ever-vigilant.

Crushing it so hard this morning, people! (So hard I broke the garlic press, unfortunately)

Dear Tesco, when I order a single courgette, that's because I need it for a recipe. Not because... well. Happy valentines to you too, I suppose.

Rookie slow cooker error: doing first attempt on a day I'm home, so the delicious smell has been making me hungry all day.

Well she's still pretty ill, but has actually just eaten several peanuts including the one with sneaky antibiotics on. So maybe just maybe...

I was juuust about to finish the long process of introducing a new friend to my lonely gerbil, and now she's ill and I've had to split them up again. And will probably have to start looking for a new new friend for the existing new friend. 😭

Checking my Alexa shopping list, and I appear to have run out of 'Pete Spaces'?

Since we're watching a round of thank yous - it's been a fantastic 24h with @pairedfluorescent.bsky.social, @thesherbetguy.bsky.social, @harecomedy.bsky.social, @joyousechidna.bsky.social and everyone else who joined us for bits of #Rewatsonathon

Big fan of the last-minute surprise chicken. #Rewatsonathon

Well we do now have a second chance to reach that £1.2M... #Rewatsonathon

Scarf update - finished! Next some cat ears, which are much more complicated and I'm making up the pattern as I go along. Thank goodness I'm well rested and don't have anything going on to distract me. #Rewatsonathon