So nobody on the New York Mets roster has a Criterion subscription

1. very happy about this. exceptional use of power & the ability to consistently roll natural 20 charisma checks. 2. more of this, please! 3. i also know he’s capable of walking & chewing gum. 4. where we at on “holding private hospital systems denying GAC to account”?

I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

guys the frankenstein era will never end don't limit yourself to just one version of the story there's a whole world of frankensteins out there waiting to be discovered open your hearts and minds everyone get more frankenstein pilled NEOW

I did it I saw Wuthering Heights

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Kareem's jumper was sweet though???

At this point if you're a man playing a game with "Team USA" across your chest I am booing you and will celebrate your downfall I do not care

Hockey boy needing his mommy to defend him is just too fucking funny

Idk why any "Cubs" player is out here talking like they're real and not simply a figment of Bill Murray's imagination

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS ENERGY FOR JAMES OUTMAN???

OH GOOD CAUSE I AM

the team that won instantly started partying with the lamest cop to ever exist y'all don't have to do this

The Lakers have to play the Celtics this afternoon The Dodgers are playing more stupid made up baseball games that don't matter I simply do not have any time for all of this 'olympic hockey' as if that's a real thing

omg i looooooove pizza

I want pizza

BBL DODGERS

ASS SO FAT YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE FRONT

boyyyyyyy where you goin with all dat???

He's so Tinkerbell coded 🧚✨

spring is too early for this shit

Shohei's Clark Kent ahh running off like that get out of here you beautiful goober omg so sick of you lmao

NO WILL STAY OUT THERE WITH THAT HAT

OMG WILL BUCKET HAT

The sun betrayed one of its great ambassadors there

LMAO spring baseball is the dumbest thing ever

MORE!?!?

Angels baseball: if you saw our game, no you didn’t.

That's nice I'll still be bullying Andy all season

Kind of surprised the Angels haven't just banned any record keeping effort at this point

all my fave boys are having a great first day of school!

he should grow it longer i'll tell him when he can stop

I like the no pause version of Yama's windup a bit better

FINALLY the only reason I'm watching a "Spring Training" game

ooooooh I really wish they wouldn't do this though! do not like it one bit nope nope!

dodgers wasting all of their good offense in spring i love it

I've seen enough, it's time to burn the California Post down

Mookie has such abysmal taste in everything

Arte Moreno and Mark Cuban trying to tell you what's actually been wrong with sports Letting a bunch of owners who do not like or care about sports to run sports

ok it's 46 degrees now and that is simply too cold for my little California bones

Oakland rules

releasing this onto the world ON MY BIRTHDAY Disney will always be my greatest nemesis

The most historically accurate tournament knight in the GRRM canon:

It's funny cause historically speaking a High/Late Medieval tourney knight would be the dandiest of dandy noble boys who would show up with a full beat high glam face and their most impractical, shiny, cunty armor ready to blast each other with their totally-not-a-dick lances

There are like 50 different things I want to say about this fuckass list

don't be showing up around here with your boat shoes vibes and a fucked up Supercuts lineup I DO NOT TRUST YOU KYLE TUCKER

baseball just ended a week ago I AM TIRED