You'll never guess what happened after I posted this

I came on here yesterday to find this picture (because bought these and wanted to show them to my mom) and bluesky glitched and said I had 30+ notifs. It made all my notifications show up as new, and for a moment i thought novo was doing an elaborate bit

a horse walks into a barn. he is 7 months sober

Clicking on gmm today because I am very interested in nutrition and have a lot of opinions on deceptive marketing and health halo foods. And am met with more tom foolery about ohio

Ohhh ok

Saw rhett and link with my own eyeballs 2 years ago wow

if i was mike wazowski i'd be so pissed that i looked like that

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS -I HAVE MY KEYS WITH ME -I AM AN ADULT AND DID NOT FORGET MY KEYS -I DID NOT LEAVE MY HOUSE WITHOUT THE KEYS TO MY FRONT DOOR -I AM NOT LOCKED OUT OF ANYWHERE

Hi gay

HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!

Is that rhett and link

My ankle hurts

I locked all my social medias except bluesky

Watched the tomodachi life gmmore and it pushed me over the edge to buy tomodachi life

Googling "food near me" and a grainy picture of my fridge pops up

Guess where I went today

If our love is tragedy why are you my remedy. If our loves insanity why are you my clarity.

Dog and house sitting for someone this week hooray

You guys. Work kinda sucked today

I sneezed

Dyke Sailor United States, Census, 1940

Clothing is basically some shit you put on your body so people dont freak out and arrest you

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

Got my associates degree in the mail

:p

This frog always gets so exasperated . He may not be cut out for show business

Anything can happen

ohio is where it's literally january on february 9

Bad news guys . Smiling Ends is friending

I'm no longer smiling, friends.

Do you like the chunk of rose quartz I bought

:p

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Eros!

happy valentines let's all hold hands

jar so nice you see it twice

it's always "they did surgery on a grape" and never "they gave hormone replacement therapy to a grape"

WE'RE SO BACK

It's literally january

It's gonna be warm tomorrow I'll proclaim it's January tomorrow

PRO TIP !! you actually dont need to wait until the super bowl to watch commercials on tv . they show those everyday

wait , so not only is it time to play the music , and not only is it time to light the lights , but you're seriously telling me it's time to meet the muppets ?? On the muppet show ?? TONIGHT ?????

There's too many clothes in the world

lightbulbs are lowkey good for illuminating spaces

"kermit the frog" ? do you mean mr. piggy ?

-5°f out there an im On my way! To work

it's awesome how cookies have no nutritional impact whatsoever if you only eat one at a time while you're in the kitchen for other stuff

We're about to get ass blasted by snow