it's awesome how cookies have no nutritional impact whatsoever if you only eat one at a time while you're in the kitchen for other stuff

We're about to get ass blasted by snow

you are. congratulations! 🎊

you used to be able to buy hot dogs from a street vendor but in todays modern world you have to order them from hotdogs.com

sunshine is good for you and provides you with stuff like vitamin d so moonshine is probably good for you as well

I made my mom listen to lonely sad water dispensing tab and she said "what is this about?? His penis??"

economy so bad i cant even listen to house music . stuck listening to apartment music

My hands have been so painfully dry and cracked open and I've used so many damn hand creams and treatments and nothing worked and then i used o'keeffe's working hands one single time and my hands were completely reset back to normal you can't even tell I had open wounds like a week ago

It's literally january

I AM STEVE

I AM LEGITIMATELY SCARED! I AM FRIGHTENED!

if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert

I don't think I'll ever change my layout here I think this one really speaks to my soul

great choice olivima!

Checked bsky bc I knew he was gonna post this

Happy new year other app

Did u have a good hallerween

If our love is tragedy why are you my remedy. If our loves insanity why are you my clarity.

If our love is tragedy why are you my remedy. If our loves insanity why are you my clarity.

If our love is tragedy why are you my remedy. If our loves insanity why are you my clarity.

Nerd vs geek has been stuck in my head since I woke up

If our love is tragedy why are you my remedy. If our loves insanity why are you my clarity.

Soft launching posting here again cause tweeters gonna be all ai or something soon. Whateve.

If our love is tragedy why are you my remedy. If our loves insanity why are you my clarity.

Several clips from gme are going very viral on twitter right now. As are pictures of link at the twenty one pilots concert. By the way.

My cat watching muppets. If you care.

Why's this goddamn app need my ssn or id or credit card to prove I'm an adult. Kinda dramatic

Friends and loved ones. I have a new hyperfixation.

We got a puppyyyyy

took the muppet movie out of the dvd player , call that the Rainbow Ejection

(forgetting the phrase "ass that won't quit") damn , that girl's got a butt that keeps farting

What y'all been up to over here

kids these days are so lazy they dont even rewind their vhs rentals

they should make a show called I Love Lucy

looked down for a second and didnt see the start of the commercial break so for a moment i thought Gilmore Girls had taken a really unexpected turn

Oh I have another life update but it's sad

The good news is I deleted enough junk from my phone I could redownload this app

I got a diff job 😎 I fucking love it

I got a job 😎 I don't like it

Forgor about this app

Hi

Impressed with whoever is carrying that AutoZone sign

I watched the muppets take manhattan twice in the last week or so and I think it might actually be my favorite one

Ok I'm going back to the doctor tomorrow harvey you have another chance to meet me there