They’re going to do a Jan. 6 on the L’Enfant Plaza Station fare gates and then storm the Metro tunnels.

How many of Dear Leader's supporters will die of heatstroke today?

I was just in Venice, and there was zero indication that one of the richest people in the world had just gotten married there a year ago. No stores with a photo of him visiting, nothing. He could have done something to leave a positive mark on the city, but nobody there even wants to remember it.

It’s 96° F (35.5° C) and the surface of my deck is 156.8° F (69.3° C). It’s still going to get hotter today.

Don’t worry there’s still 10,000 other totally safe fireworks products you can blow your face off with.

Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

Last two nights in Italy and our place in Venice actually has central AC. Nice way to cap off a heatwave in time to go home to an even worse heatwave.

Midyear’s Day, Shire Year 1418: On the Greenway south of Bree, Gandalf the Grey meets Radagast the Brown, who brings news: ‘The Nine are abroad again. They have crossed the River secretly and are moving westward… wherever they go the Riders ask for news of a land called Shire.’

Wow what an honor

Most English speakers don’t realize that in order to be more culturally sensitive in Italy, Mario and Yoshi are known locally as Spunti and Tonno.

It’s hard to take a bad picture in this country

Vernazza

This is how you need to talk if you want to be the next president.

Most English speakers don’t realize that in order to be more culturally sensitive in Italy, Mario and Yoshi are known locally as Spunti and Tonno.

client feedback in the GenAI era

Guys, I think the president might be stupid.

Great satire account. Everyone should check it out.

I’ll take it, along with any leftover charisma.

I have my answer to why I’ve counted seven people wearing Linkin Park shirts today.

Hottest day so far, but going to get hotter.

You telling me a turtle made this?

Florence is bonkers

Ciao, Firenze!

bsky hail mary because any second not spent on linkedin is a second to be cherished: i’m booking work in for july/august and would very much like to work with nice people on nice things. if you have any reccs then pls let me know thanks love ya x

I did it. I found myself a Papa Leone XIV bottle popener.

💪💪💪

Choose your fighter

I’m in Italy and the heat is bad but at least the humidity is low during the day, so it’s very tolerable with a breeze and some shade. With high humidity, this heat would be a real problem here.

sometimes you look at one of these boys and you can clearly see them for what they are: a koala that was turned into a rat via magic

Choose your fighter

Gonna stop in and check my Geocities email

Rome in a nutshell

It hot.

Lucertole italiane

Check this shit out

Easily fixed.

I like how they also just end at the buildings

Benvenuto in… Eataly?

Every online service that offers multiple login options needs to do this.

Oh hell yeah 🪎💰

I'll just check the ol' thesaurus for no reason and… hey wait a minute!

They're attempting to cover all the bases in case of Butlerian Jihad.