Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Alex Jones is dead broke, man I couldn't picture this

hmm... something seems to have changed.

I started the Amadeus series last night. One episode in and so far, so good. I'm sure I'll enjoy it, but it's almost hard to justify the existence of it at all when the movie is perfect and remains one of the greatest films ever made.

I work from home and drive an EV. I feel like I deserve at least a T-shirt.

They’re just flexing because the price of gas doesn’t affect them.

Looking good, sir!

"The Simpsons" s05e20

Hey this reminds me, I just got back from Charleston. Even if it never had any of the usual mistakes, AI "art" consistently has this extremely off-putting, uncanny valley look to it. There's just something alien about this.

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

This tastes exactly like you’d think.

Now here’s something good.

gm

Hell yeah. I’ve still got all of these. I always loved the tentacle holding the lightsaber.

I saw Pink Floyd in Philly in 1994, and our hotel. After the concert, from our balcony, we saw a white stretch limo pull in to the Four Seasons across the street. We rushed down to see if it was the band, and when we got down there, it was James Brown stepping out and waving to the crowd.

🛫 = plane taking off emoji 🛬 = plane crashing emoji

This would have been my commute if not for the Purple Line delays and the pandemic. I live about a 20-minute walk from the Arliss St. station, and it would have dropped me right at my office in Riverdale, but now I work from home.

Cactuar before/after being spotted

This is super cool. I think it’s time for me to give Penpot another spin.

Throwback livery or 40-year-old plane? Southwest’ll keep ya guessing!

koko: koko not vote for this koko want them out but no. koko says no not like this koko want criminals away handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?

Well, I know how I'm breaking some windows/destroying some trees/hurting myself after work today.

I have an album in my photo library titled "Losermobiles" where I collect mostly photos of Teslas with anti-Elon stickers.

I actually had a pileated woodpecker in my yard for all of like 10 seconds.

Looks like it's going to be another productive day in the agentic age.

Found my cat as a tiny kitten that kept trying to climb into car engines at a gas station.

I remember seeing Ghostbusters, which has like a 2.4:1 aspect ratio on TV back in the day. Some of the most extreme pan-and-scan I’ve ever seen. Ridiculous that we ever put up with that.

It just occurred to me that with 29% of Republican men saying they don’t know, what that really means is that a good chunk of them are actually just afraid of insulting Mr. President Trump Sir.

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Holy shit they updated Frinkiac and it’s an insanely big update. langui.sh/2026/05/04/t...

Classic Sebulba

BREAKING: Cuba has closed the Straits of Florida.

The Internet Archive is amazing, but I think the person who is responsible for waking up the hamster that spins the wheel that powers the Wayback Machine when you try to load a page might be slowing down as they approach retirement age.