This shit happens to me way too often.

This wildfire smoke is actually pretty bad.

It's hot af, yo.

Holy shit That is how I got autism!?! 🤬🤬🤬

Happy Shark Awareness Day!

I look at AI the same way I look at someone trying to wipe shit on me.

One time I saw to homeless guys having sex at the university library.

It's happening!🎉🎊🥳

I'm breaking out the celebration drugs! 🎊🎉🥳🌞

Fuck Lindsey Graham, burn in hell fascist trash.

Conor McGregor wrecked himself a few seconds into his fight? Couldn't have happened to a better rapist scum bag.

“beast mode,” I whisper, after spending my 8th consecutive full day in bed.

Kids these days 🤷

Wait, are cigarettes making a comeback?

Any of you got the lettuce virus yet? #summershit #lettucevirus #wtfisgoingonfml

Nights of Cabiria (1957) Director: Federico Fellini

Happy 710 everyone 🎊🎉🥳

How's your morning going?

I’ll tell you. #comicsky #webcomic #howareyou

Just watched my twelve year old cat climb a six foot chain link fence like it was a daily occurrence. I was too fucking shocked to get a picture or anything unfortunately. Complete insanity.

Remembering Mitch McConnell's cameo in Pans Labrinth. #notgonesoonenough

It puts the lotion on the hose or else it gets the skin again.

Turns out its the Atorvastatin destroying my body. I would be upset if I wasn't so tired.

Will they kill zombie McConnell or let him keep his position?

Went for a morning run and now feel like I was mangled in a farming accident.

Just went to go get a coffee, turns out like half my town is without power.

Was kind of a meh game tbh.

Incidentally, throwing books at children before they can understand words teaches them to associate books with physical pain and confusion. Oh and it makes it hard for them to place blame. I'm joking of course, I would never throw a book. #supportyourlocallibrary

This gets more and more inviting every day😔

How I sleep when I'm tired and in a bed.

It's name is Shitty.

I got this into the Associated Press.

Tracking my parents ongoing decline. My father is showing several signs of Alzheimer's. He has begun blaming everyone around him for these symptoms. I always knew he would be impossible to deal with if he went and now he's on his way. His narcissistic crown still sits perfectly somehow.

Happy Fucking Canada Day

The best dishwasher in the restaurant always looks like this

Idk what some people on this app are talking about. My cat fully sets my daily routine and it's nap time.

If I bit into a hotdog and got a mouthful of liquor I would vomit in a medically significant way.

July better be amazing or I'm just skipping the rest of the fucking year.

🌞🌞🌞 open.spotify.com/track/51hpKf...

'I have never belonged wholeheartedly to a country, a state, nor to a circle of friends, nor even to my own family.' -Albert Einstein commentary.org/articles/c-s... #Einstein #physics #science #ScienceSky

Garffeld Pt 2

I've been trying to fall asleep for a few hours. My body is willing but my mind just won't stop. fuck.

Nobody perfect, not even Radiohead. Don't give up on yourself.