Rest in Power Jesse Jackson

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I hit my fucking goal weight, fuck restrictive diets.

Three weeks left of no cannabis and given the current state of things I'm counting the fucking seconds.

Winter will end... eventually.

I'm just impressed Duvall was still alive.

Clownass scammers are fucking amateur hour on this app.

I just got a message and within three minutes the account was deleted.

Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal

Two weeks until surgery! If all goes well I should be physically able to do things again by April!!!

It's Cupid, but instead of a bow and arrow they have a shotgun full of catshit.

This is what a hero looks like. Oh and FUCK ICE !

Maybe the regime if finally starting to collapse?

16 day until I'm free from this hernia. For reference, I've been waiting six years to be able to afford this surgery.

Having to refrain from cannabis for two months started five days ago. Today the surgery was rescheduled three weeks earlier. This is a good thing.

Breakfast in bed but it’s just me chained to the headboard while you throw pieces of fruit at me.

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

My hernia surgery is now happening on March first instead of March 16th. This is good news aside from having to rebook train and hotel.

So Bondi is hard to listen to without becoming enraged. Seriously America what the fuck is going on?

GOD IS REAL

I've been so tickled after making the ceramic sphinx in my last post that I couldn't help but draw them for some fun this weekend :)

-22/ -38 with windchill.

Five days of clavamox to go. Banana is convinced I am trying to poison her. She is doing extremely well and seems to be healing quickly. I expect to have her trust back some time in April.

Fuck pickleball and it's associated bullshitery

I just spent an hour giving my cat clavamox. She has been fully moxxed for today. Only 6 mox filled days to go.

Giving the cat medication three times a day for the next two weeks is going to be difficult. She is very much against taking the medicine. No violence yet and she's far too classy to piss in my shoes but I don't feel safe.

The cat is home, the dental work was successful and she is high as fuck.

My cat is having dental work done, so it will be stress all day until she is back home.

Fuck. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I should be well enough to protest in May.

My family likes to invite me to things so they can talk shit behind my back after I've left. The heartwarming part is they think I don't know. All of these people come to me to have their phones and computers sorted.

This stress is legitimately killing us all.

Waiting for the snow to arrive. -21

Going to bed several hours early to see if more sleep fixes my life.

Banana's dental work is going to cost 2k. I was originally quoted 4 thousand, so this is good news.

I don't have an active imagination. That fucker is aggressively intrusive.

It's party time!

Shits really unraveling, huh.

This year has started out pretty poorly

When the notification train started this morning I quickly turned off my phone. So I guess when the world ends I'll probably sleep through it if it happens at fucking 4 am Eastern Time.

Fire. open.spotify.com/track/7707eD...

Fuck (in reference to everything)