It all comes around, eventually.

This Zoom conference has at least two people with the screen name "iPhone" and one with "Microsoft Office" and the host has to keep speaking to them directly. I have to admit "Microsoft Office" has asked some pretty good questions. The professional world is a fucking joke.

200mg caffeine pill with an Earl Grey chaser. I call it the "fuck, I hope this kills me"

Enthusiastic farting.

This Tylenol thing has to be the stupidest thing so far, right?

Sometimes you see art and you just have to own it. Those eyes have stories to tell.

The baby squirrels are emerging from my neighbours roof! 🎉🎊

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.

This cold air reminding me time is not standing still. I keep forgetting the insignificance of all this noise. ...That said, Seth Meyers is the line in the fucking sand, if he goes it's fucking war.

Something for you open.spotify.com/track/5vVcIR...

America your comment to the bit is impressive but I'm still not sure I fully understand your process. #comedy #fullblownfascism #seriouslywtfisgoingonrightnowfuckingyikes

Blumpkin spice latte.

Just had an ultrasound on my testicles. #monday

Skidamerinky dinky dink. (whispering) skidamerinky doo.

So it's a gang war between mostly white guys who mostly hate the same things and people but do or don't hate Jewish people. Literally everyone could see this coming. This was always going to be the eventually. I hope the collateral damage in this "dangerous idiot civil war" is minimal.

some people…

The rate of information being released surrounding UAP/NHI disclosure is about to increase. The object that has just entered our solar system has not been identified. Current estimated trajectory has it passing closest to the sun middle of November. Our interstellar visitor has arrived.

Caffeine really has its hooks in me lately.

Come razor walk with me.

The fart I just produced has me asking questions.

This energy drink flavor is "Cosmic Stardust" and then has the fucking audacity to put "naturally flavored" underneath with literally no indication of what cosmic stardust tastes like.

So it's a bar, but it only serves gravy. Like pints of gravy straight from the tap. I'm still working on a name but otherwise I think this is a slam dunk.

He will die, just be patient and eat your vegetables.

So we are going to will him to death? On it 🧠🧠🧠

The cashier just sent me on my way with my coffee for free

My mother made it three months without falling for a Facebook scam. A new record 🎊🎉🎈🎂

Go kick some ass today. open.spotify.com/track/1xkOg4...

Tiny rabbit got into backyard, Cat was in backyard, The frantic chase I just took part in was straight up "Looney Toons" shit. The rabbit, the cat and I are all fine. I definitely need to start running again because that shit was embarrassing.

I need some mushrooms.