Ok so I'm got an promoshun and I'm naow da purrime meownaster of mealtimes

Merry Christmas

HES 2!!!!!! HAPPY BIRFDAY COMET 😽😽😽

Yas I yam thate binche

I LOVE HER 🥺🥺

Ime helpy mombe putt away londry. Take notes sheeple... Dis haow u get on da nise list!

did u kno dat in poolamd samta claws alseo visits childrons on decembre 6 to give em a litol presemt?? i wemt 😴😴 amd missed himb but luckiley my grama waked oop jus in timbe to catche himb!!

Dis is wat mombe habben up to

ATTENÇIONE❗! fellas, Bella's and thembas. To all my cattse, rats and bats, (and douges) 🙄 Please send mome your address via DM or Postable: She will not be sending out from last year's list!!!!! (International is fine) www.postable.com/dianahuffman

Himbs aslepp on mine bunt

how r mine frens?? 🩷🥺

@befuddledblaire.bsky.social blurbinka how are the u 🥹🥺

Fluff dis fluffing hawsse ime runny the way!!!!

Me 10 minutes after finishing my nightly monster energy drink

Have you ever seen an angle? Now you have 😽

Poll in the comments: who did the Crimbe? Annabelle? Cinnamon? Clemons? Cayenne?

This skinnie queen loSt a pound 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Ok so I love cinnamon dearly, but this fukiimg catte 😫😫😫😫😫 the theory is she got upset, crystals in bladder, because we moved the litter boxes to the basement and is peeing at the top of the stairs. She got shots to help her feel better. I got her UTI wet food. Pls cinimin(also she lost a lb)

Fluff mombe an dis so cauled earce -jayle

YOU CAN TAKE DA CATTE OUTTA DA STREET BUTT U CAMT TAKE DA STREET OUTTA DA CATTE

Imb a ponde dogue naow

A hairball? Right next to your pillow? No, I don't think that was mine. #WhiskersWednesday

Hay u cattes can u here me ??? Halp I'm stucke amd I camt get out of mombe phoôn unless u venmo herb $80

hi new follower besties

Gomputimg..... No braincell detected. Beep boop bop

Juste us two best buddies hangy out!! I lof cinamon sooooo much!!!! - comet probably

DA MOST IMPAWRTAMT DAYE IN HISTOREY OF CATTE

Cynonym first churrou

they hired us to stare at u, hope it's ok, domt mind us

How I'mb sleep knowingy dade is mad at mombe for punchimg an hole in da ceilimg trying to get me out of de atik

Ohe

This moth I saw last week

One small but important piece of good news: I'm maintaining my weight to the ounce! It's been steady for the last 8 months. Woot woot. This IS my happy face. 😹

I'm back binches

OH MY GOD. THE SUN IN SUNFLOWER IS SUNNING. SUNFLOWER NATION RISE

Official güd boi alert📢

How you're email findes me

Father forgive me for I halve sinned. I was passive aggressive to my golden retriever husband who was displaying weaponized incompetence.

COW (Crimbe of the Week) Comet lost his car window privileges after attempting to jump out a moving vehicle

Imma driveway Doug now! Domt bothor me!

Basically

Ohe shidt

Just babie fings

Not to be dramatic but I trimmed Annabelles nails last night. Just me. She hated it. But it's done 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Everytime they're like this that song from the fox and the hound plays in my head

POV: MOMBES HOEM

My purrsonal assistent changed mine sheets! It's about thyme lady!

Blur habs graced mine laptop @befuddledblaire.bsky.social

I'm thinking we didn't have heat for longer than I originally thought

Thise is tha real me!