it's that time in a semester when i become extremely productive because i know i've got things to do and i really do not wanna do them. if anyone needs a free pressure washing service or a deep clean of their entire house... 🤷🏻‍♀️

academia is a fucked up place because NOT A SINGLE ONE of my lecturers is openly against AI. if they discourage you from using it, it's only because they want you to think, but the ethical/environmental aspects are completely unimportant to them. some straight up tell you to use AI.

thinking of kate and her babies

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WHO ALLOWED FOR ACELSUFAME K TO BE PUT IN EVERYTHING NOWADAYS AND IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO GETS VIOLENTLY SICK FROM IT??? STOP THIS NONSENSE. thank god i'm not a soda girl BUT i am a girl who needs her monster energy drink when things get messy

met my old neighbour/friend who's 2 years older and she went 'oh i haven't seen you in ages! each time i talk to my mom i ask does a still live here? does she even go outside?' DO I EVEN GO OUTSIDE?

just a girl and her lizard shows!

blaire does not look like an active cat and yes, she is not exactly adventurous, but this girl is EVERYWHERE. if a task requires zero, none, nada blaires, SHE'S THERE, DOING IT. and how dare you even THINK of doing a THING without her. so she has to perform her little inspection walks 20 times a day

someone just won 17mln and it was not me (i did win 24zl though)

WAIT DO AMERICANS EAT CEREAL WITH COLD MILK

i became fatherless 10 years ago today and goddd the way it flew by just like that and the way this decade lasted like a century and i feel like a 5yo and a 50yo at the same time and navigating adulthood when your childhood ends abruptly is just a million times more difficult

i did well and got invited to another interview irl but i have to refuse. they demand you to be there on fridays and you have to work the same hours for a whole year which is not ideal given i graduate next year and i'll have to decide when i can work before my class schedule even comes in

as someone who is broadly leftwing: have you ever just considered working more and harder if you cannot afford to send your child to a british public school? this can't be real

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this cat - that shows NO INTEREST in human foods like EVER with the exception of cottage cheese, whipped cream and the famous mexican chicken legs - licked out this bowl that had cheerios with OAT MILK in it. girl. AND THE FUR.

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can everyone have like 3 thoughts at once or is it just me because i cannot write a post without a mistake to save my life

NOT TIMMY THE CHONK 💔

the world did not deserve halle as ariel. she was amazing

GUESS WHOSE SUPERVISOR SIGNED UP FOR BEING A SUPERVISOR BY ACCIDENT AND WHO NOW DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO i'm freaking out I LITERALLY GOT EXCITED ABOUT A NEW TOPIC I CAME UP WITH AND NOW YOU ARE TAKING HIM AWAY

i found a piece of thread in b's food, sent a picture of it in her bowl to zooplus. they promised a refund. then they requested i give them the thread for analysis. LIKE A F-ING WEEK LATER. YES GENIUSES I KEPT IT JUST FOR YOU BECAUSE I'VE NOTHING ELSE TO DO. why the fuck would i keep it

didn't secure the one i wanted who specialises in american history, literature & film, which means i got the one who specialises in american history and racial issues. and he is a translator, so a toni morrison paper, it is. i don't think i can do her justice. so i'm unhappy and might be crying

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choosing dissertation supervisors today and there are only 2 specialising in literature (out of 6), meanwhile my course is supposed to be 30% linguistics and 70% literature. so what is going on? i'm extremely anxious & i just know the server will be down and i won't make it. that's like 20-30/100ppl

Hello pals, we have found ourselves in a terrible position. dades mom is in the icu on a ventilator and pet human has a torn meniscus so them can't walk and bc of all of this them are unable to work. They've already missed a week. If anyone wanted to help it's paypal.me/dashandbae or $Vitriolic onCA

if love is a laserquest was a tweet i'd just reply saying delete (highly complimentary)

not to brag but my prof called my presentation for am culture (yes, the subject i almost failed in february) exemplary and i got a 5 and she clearly loved it and told me that she didn't understood why i was so quiet in our classes cause i clearly do have a lot to say and

I'm still here peoples! - Roxanne

My orb

let's remember he has a history of hailing, his party is a branch that split from a party whose member extinguished a menorah in the parliament. he doesn't care about palestinians, he hates them just as much. he is an antisemite who doesn't see the difference between antisemitism & antizionism.

remember when

i did not have anyone to work with in our spanish class today so i asked the girls next to me if i could join and they looked and treated me as if i was a silly little animal and i felt so stupid. i haven't had someone treat me like that in years. i had to give hints about my country of choice

a hundred other words blind me with your purityyy like an old painted doll in the throes of dance i think about tomorrow

i have to go back next week but she said i would most likely NOT need a root canal which means saving 2k😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 and she was so kind and made me feel so comfortable! and i only paid 450 today 😭🙏🏻

veeeery tempted to ask a uk bestie to buy this for me because they don't ship to mainland europe for some reason?? like they ship EVERYWHERE but to mainland europe, isr**l and palestine?? rude but ok. ANYWAY shop.nationalarchives.gov.uk/products/tna...

weird how many queer or ally artists perform at coachella and sell their dignity for 5 minutes of having people talk about them knowing well that the money funds anti-lgbtq+ and pro trump causes. and then in less than 2 months they'll be wishing you a happy pride?

seeing the dentist tomorrow and i am being very brave and totally do not have a headache from all the anxiety connected to it! 😁😁😁😁

ordered a book i'm extremely excited about, i just wish JSTOR would've let me have it for free so that i didn't have to order it all the way from the uk 😊😊😊 but ok. it's in the name of science

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signed up for my CPE exam (feeling brave, will regret it later 😘) AND a dentist appointment in a private clinic

love it when they cast robert pattinson in crazy roles! yes!! never stop playing a freak!!! you're so fucking weeeird!!! and just when you think zendaya couldn't get more beautiful she just... she is zendaya

He has risen

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

going to see the drama tomorrow because 2 minutes ago i wanted to be spontaneous but now i am anxious instead

when a recipe calls for ingredients i 'surely have at home' and those are the EXACT ingredients i do NOT have at home

the fact that there are machines worth $300,000,000 that are used in senseless and pathetic wars when americans are starving, homeless and dying because they have to choose rent over insulin... disgusting. i want those who did not vote for that idiot to know that i see you and i'm sorry

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