signed up for my CPE exam (feeling brave, will regret it later 😘) AND a dentist appointment in a private clinic

love it when they cast robert pattinson in crazy roles! yes!! never stop playing a freak!!! you're so fucking weeeird!!! and just when you think zendaya couldn't get more beautiful she just... she is zendaya

He has risen

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

going to see the drama tomorrow because 2 minutes ago i wanted to be spontaneous but now i am anxious instead

when a recipe calls for ingredients i 'surely have at home' and those are the EXACT ingredients i do NOT have at home

the fact that there are machines worth $300,000,000 that are used in senseless and pathetic wars when americans are starving, homeless and dying because they have to choose rent over insulin... disgusting. i want those who did not vote for that idiot to know that i see you and i'm sorry

@catguruniks.bsky.social HAPPIEST BIRTHDAYS FROM ME AND MISS B ‼️🩷🐈‍⬛ have the bestest day!!

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

1 like and i won't go to my spanish class (please like)

whoever decided strawberry cinniminis should be a thing: thank you and i love you

manifesting this for everyone who needs it ‼️

i made my first animation today!

Beep beep mudderfluffer!

that's not ❌️ a skirt 👗 girlll 🎀 that's ✅️ a sawn off shotgunnn 🔫 and i can only hooope 🙏🏻 you've got it aimed 🎯 at meeee 👆

i am 23 this year and the cashier almost refused to sell me an energy drink (you have to be 18) and i literally showed her my student ID with 4 documented semesters and she was still like 'but there's no date of birth here tho' so i had to log into my student acc and show it to her and she analised

can americans give me an example of $40 worth of groceries? that's for science

just a thought: if you don't want to train people, maybe you should not own a business?

But kings and mightiest potentates must die, For that’s the end of human misery.

BAHAHAHAH

bannar time

a big fan of cat names with titles in them. yes, mr pancakes, your loafing technique is quite impressive. prince george, your whiskers are exceptionally curled up today. oh yes, dr whiskers, your nose appears extra kissable.

is it a coincidence that i started watching bridgerton this month and suddenly they announce a lesbian season?? i don't think so

i literally do not have a single family member that hasn't fallen for some level of anti ukrainian propaganda AND WE ARE LITERALLY DISTANTLY UKRAINIAN AND HAVE UKRAINIAN RELATIVES WHO LIVED WITH US WHEN THE WAR STARTED. there is not a single person in this family i can look up to.

louis theroux i aspire to have your patience and emotional control

allow me to be extremely dramatic but 1 i'd die for her 2 i do not deserve her 3 have you ever seen a prettier girl? no 4 she is the most special little being 5 i hate to think that there are little creatures like her out there that have never known home and do not have their own blankie;(

the supreme court ordered to recognise the marriage of a gay couple who married outside of p*land 🥺

robert pattinson's bruce is an honorary girl

Dook gontravershal opinyin of de dae: funk dem fashits. Funk dem.

who exactly is responsible for deciding whether halsey can record a new album or not because i feel extra ready to be a bully today

okey,,,.. so...,

i want to be rich enough to have decorative sheep and cows

germanyyy you kinda went off with this

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fyi: it's fresh sheets time for miss blor and she is VERY content and has gone honkers bonkers on our bed 3 times since yesterday!

and on top of everything: a while ago i told my dentist my tooth hurt, he literally just glanced at it with his stupid mirror tool or whatever and said he didn't see anything there and surprise surprise: i now need to go to a private clinic if i don't want to lose it.

may i just say i got a letter regarding this a day after posting this?? i shouldn't have to end up at a disability assessment until 2028 at least but they're trying to cut costs and see if mentally ill people suddenly stopped being disabled 🙂 and they gave me 3 weeks

BABYBABYBABY

applied for a job. it's nothing huge, just a weekend thing. but they pay slightlu above the minimum wage and i get to gain experience in something related to my field. i feel like i have chances here cause they're looking for an english major with a student status (lower taxes 🤡). we'll see ig

i feel so sorry for alysa liu. the world is so cruel for young women

> buy 2 white tshirts > be in physical pain caused by how much they cost > realise you don't own a white bra > go online bra shopping (the worst fucking activity known to man) for the first time in YEARS > spend even more > be broke alucard tshirt i did it all for you

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

I MEANT MOTION BLUR NOT BLUR MOTION!!! this is what getting up early for my antibiotics has been doing to me

i'll never love like this again

went to a meeting with a professor i'm sure i've complained about in the past (but then we bonded over cats duh and now she likes me) and we talked about the thing i'm doing for the uni and she fed me merci chocolates and promised to tell my year supervisor to give me a shout out at my graduation

the moment i've been waiting for for over 3 semesters finally came: we got a lord byron jumpscare in our lit class

bring back shame because what the fuck is she doing

ok guess who else was not ok with this and went on a food strike

had like 3.5h of sleep and i've been up since 6 and i've done some tutoring already today and now i've been stuck in the most boring lecture ever for 2h and there are 5 more hours to go and istg i feel physical pain from just hearing people speak, ESPECIALLY over a microphone 😭 i miss BLAIRE