Jordan
@oddityodssey.bsky.social
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Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.
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Lee Zimmerman
5 days ago
Moonlight
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My nephew has made some convincing arguments as to the relative lack of elephant going on around here and I think he has a point.
10 days ago
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When gold is bumping $5k I have no patience for customers who expect me to cut them some fantastic deal on their clever solution to sizing a ring when A) I’ve know about their solution for 20 years, and B) it’ll use even more gold than the normal way.
11 days ago
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Terry Moore Art
12 days ago
Reading the news everyday makes me so fucking angry I want to start making Katchoo stories again. (Insert really offensive profanity here)
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Comics Covers
12 days ago
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I can’t decide if this has more of a
@thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social
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@scyllacybi.bsky.social
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12 days ago
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Man, I miss Fuck Buttons.
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The Lisbon Maru
YouTube video by Fuck Buttons - Topic
https://youtu.be/vWDRPf35BMQ?si=ICzSLqay4esC5UAO
12 days ago
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Why do my cats insist on walking across my chest and making both the crick in my neck and my fucked up rib hurt more? Especially all 16lbs of Enzo?
12 days ago
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Exit Music will always be the perfect song for a dour and misanthropic mood.
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Exit Music (For A Film)
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
https://youtu.be/Bf01riuiJWA?si=RI-roZOVQD4H7VgN
12 days ago
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How is it I manage to pop something in my ribcage just from searching for cat toys under the tv console? It hurts now and it’s really going to hurt in the morning.
14 days ago
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Nephew time is exactly what I’ve needed.
14 days ago
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Not quite sure why I thought scrolling BlueSky would help calm my nerves and let me go back to sleep.
14 days ago
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Jon Carling
15 days ago
Cat #030
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Pablo Picasso
14 days ago
The Bull (Le Taureau), state IV
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/1145568
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Red🌙Alice
15 days ago
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Why is it the moment I sit down to eat all the shitbags come out to fuck up my day?
15 days ago
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I was listening to a new podcast and started wondering why all the ads were in Norwegian. Forgot I had a vpn running on my phone.
15 days ago
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Ugh, woke up with a stress headache. Send coffee and morphine.
15 days ago
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Jenny Tayla
19 days ago
Be the shit without shitting on others
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This is very true. Excellent work for a chilly night.
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22 days ago
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Kate from Kharkiv
22 days ago
8th explosion in Kharkiv ‼️ Russians are bloody terrorists. Fuck them.
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Lee Zimmerman
22 days ago
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My sis just sent me a video of my nephew saying my name for the first time. He absolutely mangled it, but the intent was there. Love the little mess.
22 days ago
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If you see this, post a pet.
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22 days ago
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Lauren Jane
24 days ago
"little violence" out 1/23! . A book about desire, fucking, falling in love, and the lengths we will go to keep our stories alive. . Pre-Orders are up now .
#BookSky
#WriterSky
#QueerRomance
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deepdesirespress.com/little-violence/
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I love how some of my customers have absolutely no concept of other people existing and using me as their jeweler. Like I exist solely for their needs and theirs alone.
22 days ago
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I see things like this and wonder how much the poster would agree with the statement: “At least we didn’t get another centrist Democrat in the White House, right?”
24 days ago
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James
24 days ago
When you want one person to shut up, block them When you want a bunch of people to shut up, mute terms When you want everyone to shut up, log off
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My customers must have heard the phrase “I dare you to make less sense” and said bet.
24 days ago
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This is why I laugh when someone plays the Oppression Olympics. Just because someone is less oppressed than you doesn’t make their oppression invalid.
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24 days ago
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Solomon
24 days ago
Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???
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apocalypse meow
24 days ago
a girl wants to fuck a monster and suddenly shes peculiar
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René Magritte
26 days ago
Poster of International festival of cinema and fine arts in Brussels - 1947
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19776
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Cartier, you’re on my shit list. What the fuck are those screws? Right to repair laws will have to address the utter bullshit like this that watch companies pull. Guess I’ll have to pull out the special tool kit cause y’all gotta be dicks.
26 days ago
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Also to add, the civil rights movement saw Congress as a body to be convinced and cajoled, not ignored or belittled.
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26 days ago
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jamelle
26 days ago
i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
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Leonardo Da Vinci
26 days ago
Study of five grotesque heads
https://www.wikiart.org/en/leonardo-da-vinci/study-of-five-grotesque-heads
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Jenny Tayla
26 days ago
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Lee Zimmerman
27 days ago
blindfold
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🌞 LaweyD 🌞 Hiatus
over 1 year ago
In the field
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Those hips remind me of
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27 days ago
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G. Willow Wilson
27 days ago
What I hate most about our current moment is all the activism vaporware. Groups you can't contact. Roles that are never defined. Insta post after Insta post of academic maundering without a call to action. Datascraping efforts. Are they feds or just really bad communicators? We'll never know
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Twinkling Titanite
about 1 month ago
#eldenring
Messmer’s story タップしてエルデンリングの物語を見る
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At work, no one comes in for an hour. I sit down for a bite to eat and three customers walk in. I hate people.
28 days ago
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Lisa 🫶
29 days ago
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Lee Zimmerman
29 days ago
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Muraena
29 days ago
A bunch of elves for no specific reason at all
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@magentaratgirl.bsky.social
should be seeing lots of praise and tips tonight since she put her body through a tough interview today.
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29 days ago
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Box breathing is so helpful even if it’s for just a few breaths.
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29 days ago
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Ariella Elm
29 days ago
I absolutely do not expect this to be popular, but it’s important, and I don’t make things to be popular anyway. I’m making this because this has to stop, this is going to destroy our chances in November, and that is the point. Never lose track of the point. 1/
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