What's a 40/50? 80% Can we have sex?

whoa whoa whoa if you scroll away from this video WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? see there was this animator, and he was messing around one day when he suddenly created a minion that was actually dying on the cross like jesus. he even had the crown and everything. he did this because he wa

bro ai is going to steal all the jobs and no it does not stand for anonymous immigrants

nobody cares that when they go to bed it physically harms me

need to go to a neurologist bro ive had every symptom of cluster headache since i was four years old and im just now learning that im not the only person in the world with suicide migraines

fucking kill me dude

Guys.. it's happen ing

i don’t want to eat the ferret on the pizza!!! i want to pet him and give him a little fairy biscuit

getting discharged from the gentle hospital

aaah! care to gaze into my magical vampire crystal?

oh damn, your man seems like he really sucks. maybe you should eat my pussy about it

i just wanted everyone to know :))))

i sent a message to my girlfriend it says i love you :)))

little mousey in the wild

tattoo artists acting tough like they don’t doodle for a living

@ everyone without chronic migraines . i wish you a very two hours in my body tonight 😋

update it was good i ate it

idk how people move on so quickly after i drop literal divine wisdom. like im actually a prophet we should be dwelling on this

my girlfriend thought rivers cuomo was the singer in AJR

about to have wingstop for my first time i feel like a little kid on christmas morning

babe who the fuck is Bra and why is she holding your tits

just got a tummy tattoo it made me miss the dentist

i’m done pretending swifties don’t ick me out

fuck the executive order to death i am fucking miserable and i can’t go to my fucking doctors appointment and i’m going to fucking die . nullify my insurance i’ll nullify your fucking children

i like their waist in the target

*jumping over the window in the chipotle line* wow i can’t believe all of these little toppings are free

my mother told me she feels afraid that i might never be able to own a home because of inflation and im so baffled by that because homeownership has always seemed like a myth as a gen z er, i don’t think i was ever expecting to partake . like that never crossed my mind

fuck you corporate america i hope you choke on metal coins

Ransom + bomb to defeat the Republican party

teethbob no pants

i bet that frog’s breath smells like pond

i cannot do my own makeup i might actually just shoot myself

morning! maeve check

i really got put onto vanessa hudgens sneakernight

in twenty four hours i’m seeing loml sparkle popsicle sugarbear tree fairy magical dryad apple juice treasure chest honeycrystal rainbow light angel basically

putting bestie on vanessa hudgens sneakernight

wait i’m so beautiful

my heart feels so big i just want to give so much love

my psychiatrist agrees with me that we should nullify the coin . it’s official i’m not crazy you’re crazy

feeling like the youngest person ever today

my girlfriend is so sweet like a pomegranate and such a ripe mango and a chocolate macadamia subway cookie and the ice cream from the moon

a photo you’d use as an album cover 🌹

Girlfriend visiting in 3 days

shot snake eyes with the devil today jesus christ what is this

literally getting nauseous rn like what does all this drama mean

Hey Bluesky! This is Lyra from Inward Bound. It’s been a minute. I’m thinking of you cause I didn’t see your name on the July retreat roster. I really appreciated your presence on last summer’s retreat, and I’m curious if you’re interested in attending the upcoming one July 13-18? Let me know (als

me when the director of the new doctor who finale sells me a washing machine so i know im getting an expert opinion

all the little poems i remember writing in middle school are just a bunch of random big words that say absolutely nothing 😭😭

if you do fireworks i hope you get fired from your work

gaming as kids was actually fire bro i’m cracked at pretend