Super glue and nail glue are interchangeable u can't argue with me on this

guys i wish everybody in the world had a hug

Horror movies are like "It" "You" "Us" Use a Full Sentence!!!!!

Guy who walks thru an entire haunted house on a business call

Caught the whiff of a perfume from an old lover and had to forcibly stop myself from smelling everyone on the bus

What's a 40/50? 80% Can we have sex?

love and prayers for my girlfriend Maeve she's so brave

Why would you think it then

Guys.. it's happen ing

Basically this is me

oh damn, your man seems like he really sucks. maybe you should eat my pussy about it

worlds smallest Lyra reunites with maeve

I want a tree to grow inside me and take all the worry away

Preschool pics you were even bad then -drank

Babe what flavor incest should I burn tonight

Was thinking about posting a really funny tweet regarding a burbling creek but I forgot it now lmk if anyone remembers

Urban outfitters is heaven for uncreative people

My girlfriend went back home yesterday and I woke up this morning and instinctively checked behind me to see if she was there but she's in Delaware and it's my last few nights in my childhood home and everything is changing so much

Bringing my peacock to target

Ransom + bomb to defeat the Republican party

The ancient truth was revealed

Girlfriend visiting in 3 days

I hope I'm putting on fake eyelashes and gemstones in the nursing home

Me when I'm stuck in preschool: caught in 4k

All of us stoned out of our minds after midnight waiting for the domino delivery driver to come. He says 30min. Every second feels liek an hour

Hey Bluesky! This is Lyra from Inward Bound. It’s been a minute. I’m thinking of you cause I didn’t see your name on the July retreat roster. I really appreciated your presence on last summer’s retreat, and I’m curious if you’re interested in attending the upcoming one July 13-18? Let me know (als

"your Chihuahua or whatever it's called"

I need to do a quick surgery rip all my intestines out and then go back to sleep

Loooove seeing couples where u can't tell what gender either of them are omigod. Couple gender envy

i love baby aminals so much i feel like I'm im goint to explode

i just love my hair

You're so funny I want to kiss you

"Please. Over" "Please. Over " -Me when I'm begging on a walkie talkie

stomach bugs are the worst kind of bug :( you could be a love bug but you're notttttt

Why didn't we evolve to have anything useful like freakin kangaroo pouches

a room with one million soft things and My girlfriend please

I'm not showing tits until I'm clear

I'm gonna get you pregnant thru discord

What the fuck is the point of making the nail polish brushes not reach the bottom of the bottle

just found out every single person dies now. what has this nation come to

Coming home and realizing I was not just a maximalist i was a hoarder 💔

Can someone kiss away my shit

how does the makeup know I'm sleeping ..

They will really put a Dunkin donuts anywhere

"what are youdoing " "Eating my sandwich and laughing ❤️"

The girlfriend urge to win her a little stuffed animal

“Im having a lot of big feelings and we’re not even dating” “That’s normal you’re lesbian”

first date kinda nervy