LAST DAY

Happy New Year!!!

LAST DAY

YOU SEEN THIS??

YOU SEEN THIS??

I’VE BEEN DOING P*TREON FOR FIVE YEARS AND I’M GIVING AWAY HOT PINK RISO EYE BLOBS TO MY MAILING LIST! FOR FREE! AS THANKS! YOU TOO CAN JOIN THE MAILING LIST TO GET SOME CUNTY VASES IN RISO & STICKER FORMS AND FREE STUFF NEXT YEAR! GET MAIL: patreon.com/mildmayfoxe 💌

I’VE BEEN DOING P*TREON FOR FIVE YEARS AND I’M GIVING AWAY HOT PINK RISO EYE BLOBS TO MY MAILING LIST! FOR FREE! AS THANKS! YOU TOO CAN JOIN THE MAILING LIST TO GET SOME CUNTY VASES IN RISO & STICKER FORMS AND FREE STUFF NEXT YEAR! GET MAIL: patreon.com/mildmayfoxe 💌

live music started. singer’s off-key. toddler keeps coming behind my table to touch a keyboard that’s against the wall & the parent is doing nothing about it

i did do a trade w a ceramicist for this cutie little olive dish though. even if i don’t make any more money i have olive dish

grandmother has returned to the table & children have left, grandmother is packaging cookies from the container that fell on the floor even though i said “i think those fell on the floor earlier” (i could have been clearer that the cookies themselves fell on the floor and not just the container)

at a market today and a) v concerned i’m going to do quite bad b) im stationed next to sniffling child bake sale & have watched her repeatedly touch every baked good and then lick her hands in between. at one point box of cookies went upside down on the floor & cookies picked up & put back in

s*le still on til tomorrow!!

s*le still on til tomorrow!!

i got so much stuff man. way more than this. like so much stuff

last few hours!

shockingly enough it’s already the last day to get mail

LAST MINUTE rewards for the month: a hastily thrown together compilation print of a big rubber stamp i took from my job & a quickly carved text addition done w simple ink pad for the interior. paired with, of course, art can be bad scribble. for my corner cutting. mail: patreon.com/mildmayfoxe 💌

i got so much stuff man. way more than this. like so much stuff

LAST MINUTE rewards for the month: a hastily thrown together compilation print of a big rubber stamp i took from my job & a quickly carved text addition done w simple ink pad for the interior. paired with, of course, art can be bad scribble. for my corner cutting. mail: patreon.com/mildmayfoxe 💌

oh btw:

It’s noon. You can pop open that bottle of Joshua now.

so funny that i watch the dog show every year even though i actually don’t care for dogs much at all. but you gotta admit it’s kind of fun to look at all the kinds

hello out there

hello out there

we are around $8K CAd in the red. help us catch up! bit.ly/eSimsRUs #ConnectingGaza

good morning :)

GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study in MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically LONGER than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.

STARTED THINKING ABOUT GIFTS AND STRESSED MYSELF OUT! MAYBE YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT GIFTS TOO?? milktoothco.gay 🎁 ✨

good news everyone. my 19cm abdominal mass is either a bunch of fibroids or ☝️ a huge malignant tumor #mygrowth #mymass

Y'all, the hospital where I had my surgery is running trials to see if GLP-1 medications can help people suffering from long COVID. It's open to any person with documented long COVID who lives in the US. Please pass it on!

Let’s Live in Prosperity for 1000-10000 Years Together #art

i just finished a 500+ page novel about pro surfers in the 70s & then found out it was a reskinned bbc sh*rlock f*nfiction. i can never trust anybody ever again. i’m quitting reading forever. goodbye this is my final message

it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw

last chance!

last couple days!

THERE IS STILL TIME 🌿 print for october! get some mail: patreon.com/mildmayfoxe 💌

watched coneheads tonight for the first time and was absolutely blown away by the 2.6 letterboxd rating. don’t you guys like to have fun? don’t you like to laugh and smile and use your imagination??

cunty vase ii return of the cunty vase

THERE IS STILL TIME 🌿 print for october! get some mail: patreon.com/mildmayfoxe 💌

buy my pin and you too can have weird men talk to you

The pin (and the matching sticker on my car!) that gets me the most comments from weird men is this Art Can Be Bad from @evilanimal.bsky.social. They ALWAYS read it as “some art is bad” and have a big laugh, as opposed to “you are permitted to make bad art” milktoothco.bigcartel.com/product/art-...

If I caught the scent of a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill I wouldn't float towards it helplessly. I would continue on to whatever business I had that day

cunty vase ii return of the cunty vase

last day to sign up!

HOME SWEET HOME 🐇🌼 print for september! get some mail! 💌 patreon.com/mildmayfoxe

another doodle 💀🌙

did you know that EVIL CUNT is an anagram for VILE CUNT? makes you think……..

another doodle 💀🌙