I don’t like watching Japanese animes with subtitles, because that means my eyes are just constantly reading text and I’m missing all the art. And good dubs of Japanese media do exist. So WHYYYY can I not get a decent English dub of Cardcaptor Sakura? Why do they all suck ass in unique ways?

Emmy for Rose Abdoo when?

Yes I will be fighting back against the unjust firing by @washingtonpost.com. I have filed a grievance and will be represented by none other than the amazing @katiephang.bsky.social and an incredible legal team. Journalistic freedom is a bedrock of a healthy society and is worth battling for.

This is the biggest self own Democrats have ever done. They handed control of the largest social media platform to far right regime allies.

So has Tylenol sued yet?

I don’t understand how a person can stand with Ukraine but not Palestine.

Oh no…it’s almost fleet week 😱

They’re going after Tylenol for pregnant people because they’re psychotic and hate women. They actively want women to be in pain. That’s it. That’s the whole reason.

A.I. coming for the jobs of people developing A.I. is, unfortunately, hilarious. I feel bad for their fates but also what did y’all expect would happen?

Bothers me when people discuss Left movements in the U.S. w/out underscoring the GENERATIONS of repression, surveillance, violence directed at movements. The "Left" is so disorganized is used as a joke but I hardly ever see those same people saying 'THE LEFT WAS TARGETED & DISORGANIZED by the STATE'

If Isaac Chotiner asked to interview me, I would turn him down and spent the next decade of my life trying to undo everything I’ve ever done wrong.

Google says 90 percent of tech workers are using AI for their jobs. So the masters of innovation are having a computer do all their work for them using a program that does not innovate but rather steals and regurgitates work of the past? Got it. Great job you turds.

I’m transcoding some video and now JK Rowling is screaming at me from the street

*almost literally any Taylor Swift song plays* Me: “OMG this is one of my favorite Taylor Swift songs!”

Rapture is on Tuesday Heart of Glass is on Wednesday Atomic is on Thursday The Tide is High is on Friday Call Me is on Saturday Sunday Girl is on Sunday And Dreaming is next Monday

Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer supported a resolution endorsing Charlie Kirk before they endorsed Zohran Mamdani, if that tells you anything about the Democratic Party’s leadership.

I love TikTok, but I will delete all of my data on that app and leave it forever before I voluntarily hand over any of my data to Oracle. I trust the CCP more than I trust Larry Ellison.

Jimmy Kimmel is returning Tuesday night…AFTER all the annoying Evangelicals get raptured? IIIIIIIINTERESTING timing, ABC!

I have vivid memories of this game show called Hole in the Wall where people had to contort their bodies to fit through a comically hard to reach position or else the wall coming towards them would push them into a pool. God I miss the golden age of television

“Omg Gavin Newsom is so hot! Gavin Newsom is so hot!” Gavin Newsom looks like the coked out Wall Street executive villain in every 80s movie. What are you talking about?

I don’t care about a racist podcaster’s funeral. Why is news about it inescapable?

You don't have to mourn people who despised you and wanted terrible things to happen to you. Hard to believe that this needs to be said but apparently it does.

We don’t need a Joe Rogan of the left. We need a Mitch McConnell of the left. Someone unafraid to use the actual power of their office to actually do shit. But like…for good, not evil.

One of my favorite jokes from 30 Rock: “I finally understand the ending of The Sixth Sense. Those names are the people who worked on the movie.”

5 years ago today, I lost my abuela. She died of COVID, alone behind plastic before the vaccines. It was lockdown. I never had the chance to properly mourn. Haven’t been back to Argentina since then to visit her grave. Tonight in her memory, I made her signature ñoquis e estofado from scratch 💖

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Fuck you @grindr.bsky.social no you can’t use my data to train AI. Get fucked.

The thing with designating a group that doesn't actually exist as a terrorist organization is that they can then say anyone they want is a part of that group.

Probably too optimistic but I feel like picking a fight with the people who are literally professionals at making fun of people is going to work out badly.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Question for historians…was the fall of Rome this stupid?

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

<throws plates off table, flips it over, screams, punches wall> Okay welcome to the resistance <gags> Karl Rove. But we're still calling you Turd Blossom.

Me: I’m too clever to fall for propaganda Also me: *sleeps on a mattress I bought from the internet because a podcast told me to*

Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist

Pwease stahp being mean to duh pwesident 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

So I’m working on opening a bar, and I’m having to make a lot of changes to the vision based on logistics (no available space where I want, things like that). The one thing I refuse to change about my plans for this bar: there WILL be a high heel shoe chair.

Willy Wonka and I talk workplace safety

I don’t care about the “male loneliness epidemic.” It’s self-inflicted. Go outside. Get a hobby. Meet people in real life.

I’m one minor inconvenience away from bleaching my hair

OOOOHHHH is that what she meant by “Geneva Diva?”

How is the left constantly criticized for infighting when a far far right dweeb shot and killed a far right dweeb for not being far right enough?

The right wing is like “The left is always spewing hate! They’re so violent!” Meanwhile every leftist I know just wants people to have health care and affordable rent.

Celebrities can’t manage to shut up when there’s literal money for children on the line

Why is everyone wearing TERRIBLE dresses tonight!?

HANNAH SAID FREE PALESTINE

MAGA is using Charlie Kirk’s death as a test run for how they’ll treat us when trump dies. The lists, the harassment, the firings, the death threats…it’s all a practice run. I’m not saying don’t be happy when he does finally die. I’m saying fuck these guys.

Leni Riefenstahl was not only never charged with war crimes, but she got to live out her days until 2003 to the ripe old age of 101. Millions died way too young in the Holocaust, but that bitch got to hear Crazy in Love. Prosecute every single trump admin official and their media co-conspirators.

Daniel Lurie tonight at the free Shaboozey concert said “San Francisco is on the rise, and it’s because of our arts, our culture, and our music.” Meanwhile he’s helping to make the city even more unaffordable and inhospitable for artists and musicians to live here in favor of AI and tech bros.

MAGAts have discovered one of my TikToks and are flooding the comments. I’ve been replying to all of them with some variation of “I’m fucking your dad.”