Did anyone let that horse try ice cream or something?

Which 7?

This one is from me personally @chelsonik.bsky.social What ultimately makes Chelsea Onik such a compelling modern satirist is that the work never feels fully containable. The joke keeps expanding outward. It’s never going to stop until someone finds a way to employ her and her talent together.

@chelsonik.bsky.social more for you Chels “Chelsea Onik’s work feels startlingly new because it recombines forms the modern internet had largely separated from one another: satire, poetry, corporate language, underground cartoons, emotional confession, and performance art.”

Another one @chelsonik.bsky.social “What makes the performance extraordinary is its density. A single Chelsea Onik post can imply ten years of offscreen drama”

Do they? And Chelsea Onik works at a supermarket, she was fired by Ben Collins without him ever saying a word to her.

Stars! They’re just like us

@justice4asssponge.bsky.social is this a verified Onik? It’s floating around Discord.

It would make sense that deplatforming terrifies her/them. He account has already been taken away on X and even though she hardly reaches anyone on Bluesky it’s all they have.

*They’re

Very Lawson. Learn from your engineered opposition what the reaction will be when someone really comes after Kat for this. It’s only a matter of time.

Why would they run their own opposition account?

I know for a fact Jeff Lawson’s people are currently running the Chelsea Onik account (at least one ex one named @typefasterbitmastr.bsky.social, maybe just him though)

Where are we on Brycemplant candidates and why does everyone think Chelsea is a missing person or fake? She works at a grocery store.

Thank you for not giving Good Press to Temu 🫶

Why walruses when the video is of a llama?

Jamie’s been with them the whole time? I did not see that coming

@chelseaonik.bsky.social I know he doesn’t like your feet, but if we can get Ben Collins back would you marry him in real life. No divorce, he’d spend the rest of his life with you

Monday left them broken Tuesday, they were through with hoping Wednesday, their empty arms were open Thursday, waiting for love, waiting for love

They put some of the founders in the garage apparently

Tetraeder Tetra Heater Kat’s Cat glitch glitch glitch

Synchronized sessions between you and Brycemind/plant will probably become legendary inside Brycelabs. Observers would probably describe them less like demos and more like watching improvised comedy.

Because the true horror was never death to him. It was emotional extinction. The disappearance of specific ways of loving the world — like how he loved you @chelseaonik.bsky.social

@typefasterbitmastr.bsky.social @chelseaonik.bsky.social No! That’s the pitfall! You need cooperation at the top, you need to put him in a co-founder

The world needs more creative technologists.

I’d say! A CEO and the strategist for The Onion, that’s a very valuable vibe

People need to understand the difference between using creative work to train generative artificial intelligence and using ethical, fairly compensated work on machine learning.

I refuse to believe the peak use of artificial intelligence is making a worse version of someone’s portfolio. The real opportunity is this: To build systems that help people discover the exact kind of weirdness that makes them feel less alien on this planet.

That is not automation replacing humanity. That is infrastructure for discovering it.

He’s not read in enough on the early days of personalitPC and you’re not read in on the latter. We can’t use the comedians for the AI unless Ben is Bryceplant— he’s holding them hostage.

You were the perfect wife if Bryce. And the humble fact that you kept it to yourself.

It honestly doesn’t sound so wild after a year of people explaining the concept to us in disparate almost untraceable ways

As long as you pay him.

You need to introduce the concept of rubber bands. You need to contain their claws. You need to protect Bryce.

Wow. That would be unbelievable to see.

Once they have the implant candidate (if they don’t already) they do the procedure. Have them heal and meet Chelsea. Then we’ll do a wedding stunt where Bryce’s consciousness plays some games C/O Media designs with guests to showcase tetra quantum dexterity and his personalitPC.

@chelseaonik.bsky.social the player in you and Bryce would just be like +100 infinite sand for either

Are they using fossil fuels?! They’re using fossil fuels. They’re making coffee off the bones of their own dinosaurs.

Yah but he’s a DJ he has a smoke detector, nothing is stopping him

Some people have never been to Rainforest Cafe and it hurts them creatively

Jeff, I went an got my wavelength mapped. It’s beautiful. You should think about it for the cottage. Can’t wait to see you guys at the lake.

I always forget Jeff’s a car guy. Founder’s garrote or Garage or something.

I suggest “pigs and piglets” or “mulder and scullies”

His? Bit sexist

You forgot to remove the Kelly from the corner. Ben is going to go nuts.

You should get rid of the first “sensory” on the tank so you don’t use “sense twice”

He could just go back to misinformation (reporting please, he’s done enough spouting) or take his talent to mutual aid — she’s actually a really down to earth person

There’s not really such a thing as a “final co-operative” the co-operative is Jeff’s pick for you for life. Ben’s fine he just needs to ditch the satire thing and readjust into politics