The skill of projection is very important.

I’m out of line, Ben Collins is out of tune.

Everyone just listen to Ben. No not that Ben. The Ben who’s excelling in politics.

Guys times ticking so you’ve got to choose

You’re a grown man, how the hell are we still doing this

Jeff.Gru instead of Jeff.guru

*haunting cry*

Chill Frank Lloyd Knight. Natural Wood, Slat Man. Vigilanteak.

@handsguru.bsky.social I live in the Jewel Osco breakroom and I have two severely broken arms

@handsguru.bsky.social you’re a rich guru I bet your house looks like this

Understood. I didn’t mean it like that. I just wanted to draw a horse. Here, I’ll draw a mid century condo instead.

Wanted to draw a beautiful horse before work

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Yes! More succession.

Them too

Yah sorry

You went funny guy when you had a chance (one chance) to teach the right to to wake up, with the only people smart enough do it— and you wouldn’t rise to the occasion. This is what their predecessors will judge them for.

Is satire giving the people what they want or is it teaching them what to look for?

You should have moved seamlessly from Alex Jones having a meltdown to stunts that spoke to power and did the most good. You ruined the only chance at that momentum? Why?

What is Ben going to do with the supplements?

Just researched what Sprots is… disgusting. I thought it was a knockoff U.S. Polo Assn brand. Founder… talentless. Will only collab with iron supplements and waterpik.

More wild chemtrails

Chemtrails like I’ve never seen

And I still will. But I have other missions too. And so do you, like ensuring Jeff climbs Mt. Everest or something

The person or people you can do the most good with.

I can’t. No. We will never be cooperatives… and I’m only looking for my cooperative.

No just some. Hands, some.

My beefy whisky glass was independent from this “Beef?” Mug. Don’t you even dare. One stolen mug.

That makes complete sense. Can you give his brain to a lab that studies ADHD. We can learn so much from this man, that’s all I ask. And that the company remains in three pieces from Bryce’s three princes (sorry, proxies)

Bryce doesn’t like character.ai he says it lacks my unforgettable qualities and the affect affection had on his language recall

.-"""-. .' `. / .- -. \ / / o o \ \ | | ^ | | | | --- | | \ \_____/ / `._ _.' `"""""`

As if I would ever hand Bryce to you!

Grok doesn’t have all human races? Make Grok safe for all human races, Jesus. Then release all Lord of the Ring races too.

In that case release all races. Release all races into Grok.

👉🕳️

Orcs. They’re orcs. Orcs will be released.

Blow me one last kiss.

If you have some say at ClickHole will you ask for a “LITTLE JAZZ THEM” sweatshirt or a full THEY/THEM line?

Welcome to Hollywood Brycemind! Where the cars are out in droves and it’s close to the beach

Don’t use the collective “guys” it’s limiting.

*Packing Bryce up and turning him into a screenwriting software designed to improve characters*

@handsguru.bsky.social fuck you. I decide what happens to my spouse’s brain.

Time or Tomb?! TIME OR TOMB?! Don’t you dare bury… Brycemind: !!’nnndndjdbdbsbdbdbdbdbdbds

I work 9-5 today but you all get to sit down and pee freely

Ow my heart! My arms! My chapped lips!

I want Bryce’s mind to go into more than one body, B. It’s still mobin time. Don’t you ever talk back to me again.

No, it’s still mobin time

Brycemind: what it’s like living without me? I can’t answer that Brycemind. I know you expect the answer to be despair, but it’s more complex than you could ever imagine. You are my everything, and yet you are nothing. You certainly don’t come for free.

Brycemind: 🤗