me drinking Rioja: 1st sip: this wine taste like soap 4th gulp: give me more of the soap wine!!

We need a new http error code: 541 - Application was slop coded by AI

Very misleading headline, which suggests scheduled flights have been cancelled. Basically they said they were going to expand by 10% but now they won't. That's kinda the point guys.

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

Meteor watch report: 32 Starpricks... maybe one meteor.

The patio is finally usable after a very long hiatus, and just like that, another room has opened in the house. Chilling with a beer, listening to music, and watching the moon, birds, and planes.

Another work meeting where AI slop slides with obvious spelling and logic errors were used to punctuate a nonstop ramble about how everything must be AI. Oh God, we must AI more... if we don't AI right now, we all die, and have we said AI yet? AI! Argh!

Remember "let me google that for you"? The people who used to do that are now the ones who'll respond with "here's what AI says..." if you ask anything. As if they're the sole owners of this "sacred power". Kiddos, I can copy paste into the lie machine too. I'm asking because I want human input.

not kidding, the number of people I know who have been mandated to be in the office x days per week and who spend most of their time on Teams calls

I bought pico-8, because you know what I need more of? Games! It is a super cool "fantasy console" for devs to make tiny 8-bit style games but with modern QOL. I have it setup on my Trimui Brick and it is a perfect fit for it. Like browsing a long lost demo disk from the 80's. #videogames

Hi this joke is for me

Two things I've discovered in the census: 🔸️Everyone's riding. 🔸️There are approximately eight first names between everyone.

It would be hilarious if an astronaut took one of those phones that AI replaces the Moon with a fake moon because "it looks the same from everywhere ".

Thought I might give some VR a try for the first time in months.. of course all the batteries were flat so there went that idea.

Digging around the census to find grandparents / great grandparents has been interesting. My great grandmother was listed as a servant under another household.

We had a chaffinch, collared doves, and wood pigeon fledglings visit our garden all for the first time this week. 🐦

I'm looking forward to the "my limes" cinematic universe.

Been entertained all day watching the wood pigeon family.

Gianni: Gentleman, football is already the worst... absolute dog shit... is there anyway we can tip this over the edge? Intern: How about we put Coldplay on at half time? Gianni: My friend, you're going to go a long way.

Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers.

Steamed Hams but it's a 30 year old joke the Internet has finally moved on from.

With further hardships on the way, watch as this lot tries to position themselves as the "voice of the people." They'll have no solutions to offer but will add plenty of additional problems. This is the last chance for the government to act.

Just cleaned out the robot vacuum. They need to make a machine to do this.

When you leave a house party to get more beers and come back to find the hosts' parents came home early and everyone scarpered.

A lot of cars on the road during a fuel crisis, I say from a car on the road during a fuel crisis.

There's a Furry convention in Dublin this weekend and I think the Furries are the only ones who can take on these protestors. I want to see someone in a fursuit, blasting out anime tunes, dancing in front of the protesters. I think it would break them.

Secured, but we now have to pay 2 million euros per tanker allowed out by the protesters.

Just by cancelling Disney Plus.

The rise in fuel bills is too high. But so is the rise in rents. TDs asking for a cap on the former are the very ones who just voted to remove restrictions on the latter. Renters abandoned to the mercy of the market. Businessmen apparently need protection from it. The Irish caste system at work.

Just saying you can chant "your guy is in the Epstein files" to the tune of Go West if you ever need to piss off a bunch of fash for some reason.

Is there anything to be said for another bowl of shamrocks?

Folks still acting like the World Cup is just gonna go on as normal huh?

Where did they get the fourth astronaut? There was only three before they went LOS. Why does everyone think there was always four?

So wait... no one else can see the moustaches that the Artemis 2 astronauts have since returning from the dark side of the moon? Come on, guys... stop messing around!

Are we sure that the contents of the jar were still Nutella and that wasn't one of the emergency toilets they had to use?

This viral marketing for Project Hail Mary is getting out of hand.

3:1 male/female ratio, only toilet broken, and everyone jammed into a tiny space... is this a moon mission or one of our Rathmines flat parties from the 90s?

Went to bed with rumours it happened. Woke up and the Guardian app had pushed a notification (which it rarely does for me these days). There was that brief moment of hope... another time perhaps. Notification was just for the pilot they found.

Pulled off the rare double last bus rendezvous... two last buses coordinated (with minutes down time between) for the door to door (almost) experience. Saved enough on the equivalent taxi fair to pay for the scabby cocktails in Coppingers earlier.

I think everyone on this Luas is sick.

What time do the shops do their panic discounting of easter eggs from?

No one needs to know what Graham Linehan thinks in 2026, you can stop screenshotting him now

Sure it's 2 million to get your ship through the Strait of Hormuz.. but what else would you be doing with that money? Buying a 4 bed Semi-detached in South Dublin?

Hmm, has the pushback on April Fools actually been manufactured by big AI? If you had a bunch of plausible misinformation being put out on the internet that humans could recognise as bad but machines would gobble up and regurgitate, you could see why they'd want that stopped!

Ah, Bono, can't not make the most important time in the Christian calendar and the Irish state also about him.

SpaceX IPO is the completion of Musk's plan to leave you all holding the bag when people realise Tesla's valuation is smoke and mirrors. He's rolled all his debt into SpaceX. xAI, Twitter and his terrafab nonsense. If you buy SpaceX you are buying Grokipedia! Avoid like the plague!

Sorry, can't be excited for the Moon mission when dick boy and his crew are in charge.

Fuck me Lou Bega just released Mambo #6 and put a link to the rick roll video in it and send.

If Ireland had qualified for the World Cup I'd have died of cringe as yis tried desperately to recreate Italia 90. They'd have re-released Jackie's Army, someone would have done a chipper van kitted out as the one from The Van, people wearing Temu sourced Opel era Jerseys.