My disgust at the price of the fancy crisps in the shops earlier is only surpassed by my disgust at now not having any of the fancy crisps to go with my Friday beer.

Move over Movember, new least favourite month-based portmanteaus dropped.

PC wouldn't boot after cloning out the SSD to an external SSD. I knew I checked the source / destination several times but the fear is always there you get them switched. Just turned out to be a restriction where the cloned disk was blocking the original from being recognised. Phew!

Like salmon trying to swim upstream to a lake that doesn't exist, I demand to celebrate my 50th where I celebrated my 21st, even if the pub is now a Supervalu.

We regret to inform you that Spring started 26 days ago.

We're living in the montage part of the movie meant to show why the team of plucky rebels were entirely justified in their actions against the evil tyranny.

"Ireland’s largest private landlord told investors new rent rules could lift income by 25%" Irish government ministers are smh and saying "Jesus lads, you don't have to broadcast it to the whole world, y'know! We threw you a bone, you could have thrown us one, too!"

The only thing worse than the cold is when you got to take a Strepsil and the seal has failed and it has gone all gooey. Ick.

CMAT @cmatbaby.bsky.social is going to be on Colbert on Friday!

This woman's wealth is as real as Musk's. I'm afraid she pipped him to first trillionaire, and quadrillionaire. He's probably raging.

Standard sports rules apply... every untagged sports skeet I see, another 50 euro on Etsy witches to curse your team to lose.

Called this out 2 months ago before Poxton showed their colours.

I need snappier meme text to capture this thought, which is what goes through my head anytime I see something like this posted here.

The real question is, why do we not spell Phibsboro as it is pronounced: Fizbrih

Borderline Festival tonight in Workman's Club/Project Arts Centre. Have been waiting for this since last years. Always a great opportunity to see new and upcoming bands.

The rare time I check LinkedIn, I end up wondering who the fuck the “Dr. Frederick Winchester III” reposting wellness articles is, until I realise it’s actually my mate, Freddy Winky Dick, who I used to chug Buckfast with in a filthy flat 25 years ago.

Graham Lineham probably got paid royalties for the use of that song in "How to get to Heaven from Belfast". 🤦‍♂️

Another year, another disqualification from the Barkley Marathons for doing a sixth loop.

Accidentally let my LR sub rollover to a new year on Saturday, Adobe wanted 77 euro for early cancellation. They waived it without argument after I informed them it wasn't allowed under EU cooling off regulations. Cheeky feckers!

Hoping for a game thats €19.16 at 32% off.

The reminder to put the bins out went off, and we had a listen to the rain and both decided they can wait until the next pick up.

The Crow: It can't rain all the time... oh wait, yeah, Ireland, sorry. Ireland: It's grand, it happens.

Garron Noone is a dog-whistling "just asking questions" racist, please don't post his crap here or call yourself an ally if you do.

Strange, I don't see the Sleepless in Seattle DVD here?

How is it pancake Tuesday NEXT WEEK?

Hold up... they put a webcam INSIDE the pub??? This can't end well.

The correct way to remove a supposedly empty folder is rmdir. rm -rf is a force command for exceptional situations. It's just poor knowledge of Unix commands that has made rm -rf a common way to remove a directory, and likely what AI will always use as a result.

Honestly, I'm unsure if there was both a Hamnet and a Hamlet film released last year, or if the latter is just a creation of autocorrect.

The setting of this comic is a shared home with a central TV and wouldn't you know it the jock has assumed he can just fuck on the football and dominate that space for at least 2 hours without consultation. THATS why spectator sport fans annoy me. It's assuming I care as much as they do.

The dawning realisation that I've to put the green bin out in this wind. Good chance I'll never see it again.

All my former Telecom Éireann share holders enjoying the windfall from their Vodafone dividend today? Don't spend it all in the one shop! ( I got €1.61 )

My favourite Bsky argument is the moral high ground fight over the form of transport people choose to use. Bikes > Cars > Planes. You might think you can win by being 100% Pedestrian. Ahahaha, no. There will be someone who will point to the fact you wear shoes while they choose to go barefoot!

I wanted to snip the footage from District 9, where they first enter the mothership, and pass it off as the French raid on the X offices but it was too much effort. Free idea for someone to go do if they have time.

I'll be pleasantly surprised if we get through the day without a press release from a semi-state announcing an "AI" that allows you to "talk with St. Brigid." Hopefully, someone learned something from the TG4 NFT debacle.

Ah lads, that's the end of the Zaytoon to Zaytoon pub crawl.

They need to ban these coal powered bikes for a start!

If only they'd accepted his application to art school...

The water bottle refiller after security in Lisbon Airport is a bit vicious.

The French Government: We shall build our own software to remove ourselves from under the thumb of Microsoft. Me: Cool, what are you going to call it? The French Government: Il s'appelle... Visio. Me: 🤦‍♂️

Americans, if you are not properly tagging your sports skeets and are on about FG, I'm going to assume it's Fine Gael.

If awful people are spouting their vile shite in a small venue near you... you could go, heckle and be immediately removed... or you could load up on guinness, steak tartar and eggs a few hours before and just let nature take it's course.

There needs to be a term for when an Irish person is eating out on holiday and orders far too much food because the prices are so much cheaper. Also another for when we're too embarrassed to leave any of it.

You'll have to convince me supporting an online petition is anything other than wish-activism. I see no obligation for action on a completed petition on eci.ec.europa.eu or history of action from past initiatives.

Absolutely awe-inspiring waves out at Boca do Inferno, Cascais, Portugal today.

Absolutely awe-inspiring waves out at Boca do Inferno, Cascais, Portugal today.

That's Keith and Paul, the flag guys.

The kākāpōs have been kākāpōrking!

Ok I'll bite... what's a "beckham"?

Strong "3 kids in a trenchcoat" vibe from this picture of Liz Truss.