Scams used to be like hello I am a Nigerian prince and I have hundreds of millions of dollars I’d like to split with you. Now they are like hello I am a recruiter at Amazon and I would like to offer you a job with a middle class salary

Damn you Skeletrex!!!

Welp, cancelled my #GamePass subscription today. I’ve been an Xbox guy for 23 years and Game Pass specifically since the service launched. But that’s enough of that bullshit. Nice job #Microsoft, you’re now actively driving away loyal long-term customers. Enjoy the AI collapse.

Donald Trump, the supposededly US president, the adulterer in chief who screws pornstars... has declared atheists to be "terrorists". He does not believe in any god other than himself, but he does that to keep the religious nutcases on his side. youtu.be/dJ9Zk4qcUUQ

Ah, there it is, the real reason for this charade. It's a soft purge.

It isn’t even 90’s anymore, it’s “Y2K” now. My generation is officially left in the dust.

Pigs in a Blanket using Little Smokies and Crescent Roll dough is the absolute S-tier of garbage comfort food. They’re sooooo good.

Needless to say, I was not impressed with the Alien Earth finale. Some might even say, it was absolutely atrocious. I won’t, but some might say that.

Alright FINE I’ll start watching Dan da Dan CHRIST.

This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.

I’m so tired of everyone being scared of these people. And by “these people” I mean the populist, MAGA right-wing cultists, including the entire current administration and everyone who supports them. Stand up to them even a little bit and they’ll fold every time. Grow some balls for Christ’s sake!

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one that remembers watching “Brand New Cherry Flavor” on Netflix, and that’s a damn shame.

Aight, I’ve watched the Foundation S3 finale twice now, and I still don’t know what the fuck is going on. Is it just my hungover ass that can’t figure it out?

Twilight in Michigan.

@niknak722.bsky.social You’ve gotta admit JJ Watt is killing it!

Okay I’m sold. Ian Eagle and JJ Watt are a great team.

Ian Eagle and JJ Watt standing next to each either lol lmao

My memory lane back to many nights listening to NOFX was very much not expected today. But it stirs some latent neurons in this old brain of mine, so I’ll take it.

Starting Alien Covenant at midnight on a Saturday night. Damn you Alien Earth for doing this to me.

We’ve got Derek Carr with a hand in his pocket trying to work a broken touchscreen board, and Mr Beast doing official NFL coverage. We have truly lost ourselves.

It’s still weird to me how deer just walk up into our backyard here. This happens at least 2-3 times a week.

Shit like this is why News Media in the U.S. is absolutely cooked. What a complete mockery.

Holy crap, just finished #Pantheon on Netflix. What an incredible show. I feel like I’m going to be thinking about this one for weeks.

Oh god I ate WAY too many potstickers…

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Undermining the Fed to get lower rates now is like ripping the batteries out of your smoke alarm because it’s beeping. It’s quiet for a bit. Then your house burns down. Credibility anchors expectations; expectations anchor inflation.

I'm gonna be honest. I'm NOT doing well. It feels like we're all in a constant nightmare every goddamned day. I really don't know how much more of this I can take.

Inflation rose by 22.6% from 2019-2024. In that same period, the 100 lowest-paying corporations paid their CEOs 34.7% more. Worker pay didn't even keep up with the rate of inflation. Those corporate tax breaks will never, ever, ever trickle down. WE ARE BEING SCAMMED.

Quite a bit of the negative religious baggage I still carry with me to this day is a direct result of this man and his influence over my parents. There is of course no such thing as hell, but there are times like this when I wish there were so I relish the idea of him ending up there.

One of my core beliefs is that using sour cream by itself as a dip is severely underrated.

These companies need to die.

OMG why didn't I watch "Sinners" earlier? This movie is the real fuckin' deal.

Watched Pacific Rim this evening. It still holds up, I don’t care what anyone says. That is a dope-ass movie.

OMG Tom Brady looks like the absolute biggest douche in the world right now. My god.

Okay, I was skeptical about all the hype around Kpop Demon Hunters. But now I’ve watched it. And I have to say, the hype is 100% warranted. This shit is for real y’all. Film of the year, not even joking.

OMG how is Jersey Mike’s hot chopped pepper relish so good? It’s fucking criminal, seriously.

Alright, HYPOTHETICALLY, let’s say I had like 150 Taco Bell hot sauce packets on my person. Any good recipes I could actually use with these? Hypothetically.

Jesus Christ I still need to get through 2 days of this week WTF. How am I going to do this shit?

I remember having these exact same kind of “summer camps” when I was in church youth group in the 90’s. Unsurprised to see that nothing has changed.

This is a perfect depiction

WTF it should not be this hot in Michigan.

Holy crap! Landing in Midland, TX. What a lightening storm!

I had no idea Loch Ness was so big. And so beautiful!

Okay I finally saw the Snickers “Swap” ad. I’m fully supportive. Hopefully it starts some conversations.

Decisions Decisions #PedophilesOfTheGop

Fuck you CBS. I’m one of the like 9 people who actually has a Paramount+ subscription, but I’m DEFINITELY cancelling that shit now.

Donkey Kong Bananza is delightful. Everything was hoping for.

This. My team has a high trust and high care environment. So the abuse devastates them too. Damon, my social media guy, shares his experience at thespinoff.co.nz/politics/09-...

Why can’t actual real people follow me instead of bots? I feel so dejected. 😞

Trying to get back into the swing of work after a 3-week vacation has to be the closest thing to hell I can imagine. This sucks.