I’d like to create a rule, where in order to use any form of social media, you must pass a test that consists of 10 posts and you must be able to identify which are AI or otherwise fake/scams. If you get less than 7 correct, your posting privileges are revoked.

This was hilarious… one of the few times in my life I was truly speechless

Something I think about a lot - When I was in my early 20s, I had multiple people say that as I got older and made more money, I’d become less liberal. Exactly the opposite had happened.

Things I never thought I’d have - a pretty laundry room My laundry room was the basement my whole life. Moving to this house and having a decent sized actual laundry room on the second floor was crazy. I can’t wait for it to be an actual nice looking space.

Me - this winter I’d really like to redo our closet. And the laundry room. And my bathroom J - you just casually suggested like, $20k of projects Me - and it’s just the tip of the iceberg

My shoulders hurt real bad but at least they look good?

It’s so hard to stop being so damn critical of my body. Logically I realize that years ago I’d have looked at my body now as “goals”… yet I feel like there’s so much I want to change about it still. It’s like a continually moving goalpost

It’s so much harder to get motivated to do anything but snuggle under a blanket when it’s cold

Last night I had a dream that I was my current age and failed a math class. My parents were super mad at me and told me I couldn’t drive my car until I retook and passed it. I tried saying that since I’ve had my college degree for 16 years it’s probably not that important but they weren’t having it

It’s so weird to see people I grew up with being very middle aged, while I’m over here still in my 20s…..

Wow 2 pitches, 2 home runs

It has rained almost all day every day this week so far. It is barely out of the 50s and gray and dreary. Pittsburgh, come get your weather back. I want Charlotte fall, not this shit

Yooooo I made these 3 ingredient (plus the icing stuff) protein pumpkin spice cupcakes and they’re AWESOME

I love carbe diem pasta bc I can have comfort food without the guilt

I won’t turn my heat on yet. Nope. Not gonna do it, you can’t make me

1. Fuck sea world 2. How the fuck is the duck sea world’s fault???

If these sweatpants wash well, I’m buying them in every color. They’re perfect - comfy, not too heavy

It’s excellent sleeping weather It’s terrible getting out of bed weather

Is it so blatantly obvious to everyone else when shit is written using ChatGPT? We all know, right?

Sitting at a bar alone is so underrated… People watching and drinking is such a fun way to pass time

Yall… I saw this movie

Thinking about how when someone “goes missing” they ask their spouse if anything is missing that belonged to the missing person and how J would have NO idea whatsoever, beyond my phone and maybe my air pods.

Ok, I’ll see how it wears but as far as pigmentation and blending, that PLouise pallet is freaking NICE @sousleradar.bsky.social

This weather sucks balls

If anyone else wondered, last night was the 2nd longest WS game in history. The longest was also 18 innings but was a longer duration

Oh man, sounds like Js day is off to a rough start

18 innings is a stupidly long baseball game… World Series or not, I don’t have that kinda attention span

This game has to end eventually… right

Wait someone fell over a rail at PPG??

Idk why people don’t understand that evacuation isn’t easy - or inexpensive. (Most) People don’t stay in harms way bc they want to. They stay bc they don’t have any other option.

Bet you’ll never guess who Pam voted for…

lol made some people big mad by saying they have seriously skewed priorities if they’re posting shit asking about their Jamaican vacation 3 weeks from now

My abs are going to be SO sore

Unhinged gym thoughts- man I wish i didn’t have skin

11.5 yrs and I still have to do a double take when I see how tall he is/how short I am when standing together

The thing I like most about going to a regular gym and not going to boot camp is I can go on my own schedule. If I sleep a little late and wanna have an extra cup of coffee before getting moving, I can still do that. Often times at camp, a slow start to my morning would mean no workout

Man, I really hope Jamaica fares better than projected. Melissa looks absolutely brutal …

I have a general rule that unless I need to be up for some particular reason, I stay in bed til Roman makes me get out. Usually that’s between 7-730. Lately though it’s been 8-830. I’m not mad about it honestly

People in a Jamaica travel group talking about their trips next week… be so for real dude, the island is about to be destroyed and you’re talking about going to vacation there???

When Bos is your kicker, you just assume anything 50 or less is a given. Apparently that’s not true of all kickers

I don’t want to imagine a world without Boswell

Steelers not looking great early

Take a shot everytime they mention that Rodgers played for Green Bay Also one each time they talk about the turf conditions

I hate these flesh colored pants. The jerseys are ok but black pants would be much better

Redit has made me aware of the fact that a lot of people do not bathe regularly enough. Like I won’t lie, there are some days where I might skip a day if I do nothing all day but people talk about showering weekly. Weekly!!!

Our gov is shut down, millions are about to lose SNAP benefits and the house is taking a week off??? Cool. lol

I asked AI to make my pic into a cartoon…. It… made me black??

In 30 yrs, kids are going to learn about this presidency and ask “how did he get away with that??”… and there will be no good answer

I no longer even say “can he even do that?!” Bc he does what he wants and no one has the spine to stop him

It has to be terrifying to appear to be latino/hispanic in this country