owning a home for the purpose of rent-seeking should be illegal

YOU - I am a detective. INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect? YOU - I was born to detect you.

'did you know the three gorges dam slightly altered the rotation of the earth? freeman takes a ball'

An upside to having been so laser focused on the mariners for the past 6 weeks is that I've barely been paying attention to the NFL. Ive popped open the standings and wdym the ravens are 1-5? wdym Carolina and Chicago are cooking? delightful!

Went to a league cup yesterday. It was my first in-person pokemon event in more than a year and I had never played even a single practice game with the list. I went 2-2 and got to have some challenging games, which is all I really want from events at this stage. Hope to get to some more events soon!

Watching the Mariners close out the Astros

The Mariners are back tied for first place in the AL West this morning. They are either surging, winning tons of games in a row, or actively collapsing. There is no middle ground, either it is over or we are so back. Go M’s.

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This art is kinda sick 👀

This rules. Been wanting a cool deathblow effect since yoga loop.

BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE LOST YEARS.

Good luck to my friends at Melbourne regionals this weekend. If you don't make it to Day 2, I would strongly urge you to go to the zoo on Sunday.

call me The Chemical Brothers because I'm gonna be RockLocking these beats

I am sad to be missing brisbane regionals and lost box's last tournament before rotation, but I submitted a list anyway. It was cathartic and maybe a little emotional too. This deck was a lot of fun even if I could never quite get it to work on the big stage. I'll unretire from pokemon tcg soon.

I put a miracle final run into Balatro to get completionist++. Hit the road and troubadour had been evading me for some time, but I built around HTR early and picked up troubadour at the very last possible shop. I have included a breakdown of all the things I used a lot

Completionist++ is going super

always take the Ante 1 Madness. you can worry about how it won't completely implode later.

Trade offer! Secret Base gets: $5 You get: emotionally attached to a telegraph cable laid nearly two centuries ago

I was bored for an hour on my day off so naturally I spent $45 on a DLC

It's cool how I watch the AFC championship every year and every year I think the good guys will win. It's fun to be a clueless sucker

[avalanches frontier psychiatrist voice] cybertruck psychologist

i have not played balatro since doing this. I don't know how I'll ever feel this alone playing again.

bummer the lions got popped. I started this game probably in the middle of the 1st quarter and only finished it nowm

assuming the trainers' pokemon lasts all of I block and that we get 3-5 trainers per set, I figure we'll get about 15 more we haven't seen. here's what I'm hoping for in from most to least likely Arven Iris Steven Mela Ghetsis Lysandre Koga Diantha Flint Karen Roxie Klara Colress Volo Lorelei

this music ranking list is the coolest thing i did and twitter is dead to me so i'm bringing it here.

psychic type metagross line feels plain wrong

i lover her so much

the anaglyph deck rules

I went 6-1 in a little online tournament. The knives are still sharp.

Bad deck, falls behind and gets crushed and you have no comeback cards Ball up top

It's only online but I'm about to play in my first pokemon tournament in several months. I'm excited and I promise I'm playing something terrible

back in 2019, this was called "the thinking man's gholdengo"