I’m gonna fall asleep to the same episode of Wallander that I have fallen asleep to the last three nights in a row. One day I’ll make it through… i don’t think tonight’s the night though

Y’all. Seriously. Someone adopt Car Wash. that’s a good looking dog.

@summitbrewing.bsky.social is brewing today and it smells great.

I have been updating this FedEx software for an hour and a half now. Jfc.

I don’t wanna look like a weirdo. I’ll just go with a muumuu.

I had a guitar teacher who used to tell me “hey man. Sounds great. But next time play it right” We can’t pick out our teachers. Sometimes they pick us.

We went to Amsterdam tonight and I’m mad because I left like 4 potatoes worth of frites on the table.

All it takes is one thing to turn a good evening into shit.

Wits show just let out. Send in the national guard.

I have some feedback…

I agree. Mounds View needs to get taken down a notch.

Auntie Amanda and Unca Rob are at the WITS show.

Now that he’s available I think the @twinsbaseball.bsky.social should try to pick up Rocco.

Can’t wait for the city to pick up my trash in the morning.

Sadie has signed on.

Looking forward to taking some Advil PM.

I made a magnetic chalkboard on my vacation.

My boy Tom is wicked smawt

Dude has an outdoor couch to himself and he’s acting like we’re punishing him by making him be outside.

Neat trick. Thanks @devomase.bsky.social

Last day of vacation.

The Minnesota Vikings are not very good at soccer.

I really need to start wearing a mask when I do any sanding or cutting of wood. It’s like I’ve got wood glue up my nose.

Me during the Vikings game coming up this morning: “Do you know they call it soccer there?”

I think I strained a butt muscle.

Capping the week off with smoked pork tenderloin with bourbon blueberry bbq, roasted potatoes with horsey sour cream, and bacon and brussel slaw.

Gawdammit.

I am going to rebuke the weather by making a very fall dinner.

Cooking with bourbon Took a shot of bourbon I don’t make the rules

Time to fall asleep to a British mystery show

In @blindeke.bsky.social we trust.

I think I’ve exhausted all my social energy the last several days I love you all but I think I’m done for a few days.

E biking at night is the smoothest high.

Better infrastructure for cyclists/pedestrians while making infrastructure for car drivers more limiting for their fuckery? Oh … I thought you wanted a serious answer.

Not calling it a “general assembly” proves how dumb this guy is. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

I didn’t sign up for 85° on September 25 in the North.

Sadly… cannot confirm.

I am enjoying not working. 10/10.

Keep going.

If I owned a company we’d have recess.

Back in the city. Headed to pick up this goofball.

Please setup your out of office if you’re gonna be raptured.

If you want a 5 star review for your AirBNB - Keep a bottle of ranch dressing in the fridge.

RFK Jr is the worst Kennedy and Ted killed a lady.

Yes.

Jimmy Kimmel should walk out on stage for his next monologue, squat, and poop on a picture of the president.

My theory is that once you hit 35 you really start to appreciate Saint Paul.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

I have jacuzz’d. Now I balcony.

Can confirm.