Happy Fatboy Friday 😁

A biiiiig floofy Dwarven beard for @jordanion.bsky.social ! It took all my willpower to not braid anything. 😂❤️

I hate hate hate that I have to keep this up but I can also blame our horrible medical system 🙃

Thanks for the great blood work draw today, lab tech. Titties included cuz titties.

Waiting room Tummy Tuesday so I don't forget

He keeps pushing his but harder and harder into my arm 🤣

So I can either be depressed and blow a load or actually not be mentally miserable? WTF mind and body.

Tummy Tuesday with extra squish after some weight loss post health nonsense

I mean…it’s not the fit I expected, but I’m not totally opposed 😌

Tummy Tuesday with a medical hose guest star.

lol hey, I've got that GoFundMe going AND I love fries so this is a win-win, but both would be great!

Post hospital tummy Tuesday that's probably a bit smaller after recovery time.

Belated tummy Tuesday as I wait for yet another test at the hospital

I really didn't want to do another of these but health insurance issues had to change my plans. I try to keep BSky purely for sexy times but I've got to try everywhere so any help anyone can offer is so incredibly appreciated! gofund.me/49517f3f1

So I don't know if it's because I'm over 40 now or just that this may have been one of worst days of work ever, but this god damn flu decided to come back with a fucking vengeance this afternoon ☠️

Accepting all lunch donations 🤤

Front-facing camera for Thick Thursday, brought to you by me *finally* clearing off my dresser 😅🤣

I love me a sleeveless tee on a Tuesday.

That thing where you're getting sick and you lay down to take a nap and then suddenly your cat just like, makes himself at home. I didn't get my nap cause I was too busy making sure he got his. lol

Very few of my followers are going to know what the hell this is but I hope this is a good sign for my luck this week. And my fishy queen is now maxed out and absolutely decimating with her thunder dommy mommy friend.

Be gentle with your loved ones.

Amazing how much an unbuttoned-shirt makes me feel like a slut

As of this morning, I’m officially capable of bench pressing my own body weight—which is fuckin’ saying something 😜

Soft serve 🍦

Tummy Tuesday with a side of kitty who is only tolerating being held because dinnertime is coming up.

CEJ ...but honestly, all of 'em 🐷

What happened?

Here's a Wide Wet Winking Wednesday for y'all 😉 pls say nice things 👉👈🥺

It's that time, I guess.

I'm seeing this all over my follow list and I could use a distraction so sure, lets go. (And I'm really curious what 31 was...)

In the mood for a huge lunch...have the funds for a Lunchable. Happy Tummy Tuesday 🤣

Age verification?

Public transit Tummy Tuesday

The only Monday morning meeting I'm interested in.

Welp, I found an even less-effort tummy Tuesday.

A power outage during this hot and muggy AF weather is not fun...at least I have a lightsaber...

Well I gotta, don't I?

Have the laziest of tummy Tuesdays. And sadly, I'm broke, otherwise this tummy would be way fuller.

Support this awesome guy and his great products!

If you’ve ever referred to me as “daddy” you’re obligated to bring me a DQ blizzard and rub my belly

Holy shit, I'm posting not just a Tummy Tuesday. Looking for some tips from the Bluesky void here. For those that are familiar with spoon theory, what's your best tool to refresh some spoons? I've been going with a half broken spork for about a month now and today's been real rough.

I get that it's Tummy Tuesday...but why isn't it Friday already???

He gets it 🥰

I know I'm in the minority here, but this fatty would like to veto summer, plz? I am not prepared to deal with this heat.

I don’t want to work I just want to be high and catered to at my every whim

Well, yes, I'm grabbing it, but you could ALSO be grabbing it

Feeling small after a wonderful IML weekend but still got plenty of Tummy for this Tuesday

Part of my second family...and we ate really well 🤣 (with @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social and @broseidonyetagain.bsky.social )

Lol ok, I'm apparently too old for the amount of Taco Bell I had last night because the heartburn has been REAL today.