The No Shoes Bandit
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I’m famous on the computer Find my work at
https://corgilegs.pizza/
My friends invited me over for soup, I’m normal now. :)
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I think I’m also having a rough time with the holidays, how much my social circles have changed, and feeling really uprooted. I appreciate always having someone to scoop me up, but sometimes the lack of real stability or consistency gets to me. I’m truly trying to make my own, it’s just hard.
about 11 hours ago
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Man my life feels like trying to hold fistfuls of buttered noodles rn and shit just keeps slipping out. I missed an (already extended) deadline for something important yesterday and I’m just… so upset with myself.
about 12 hours ago
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Going back to my roots and tormenting the cat with clothes 🥰 she had trouble eating in the cone so I’m hoping this is a little better
1 day ago
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Giblets: removed
3 days ago
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idk that everywhere should just Be Portland, but I don't think it would be the worst thing either.
3 days ago
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Bearhat
3 days ago
Years of having to tell Republicans no, we are not going to "throw you in prison" for misgendering trans people & now they want to throw people in prison for not misgendering or refusing treatment of trans people so we should remember this and just do what theyre afraid of next pendulum swing
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Getting up at 6 am to drug my cat is already kind of a nightmare but having to get up when she is actively sleeping in my arms to do it is a criminal act. 😭
3 days ago
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serpy 🔜 magfest
4 days ago
dude. yes
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ben𓃥
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Servali
6 days ago
intelligent specimen
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My cat child is crying cause her robot toy died and I am all out of C batteries. I understand Christmas meltdowns now...
4 days ago
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Popular Science
5 days ago
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
https://www.popsci.com/science/transgender-children-gender-identity/
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Laura E. Hall
5 days ago
Stay safe out there y'all
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Haradoshin! 🐛
5 days ago
Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
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Fenny 🏳️🌈🥭🦊
5 days ago
Cats when it's dinner time
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🔞 im going wizard mode
4 months ago
transition goals
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I was just gonna type this thought out but I realized I could probably just draw it in the same amount of time and it would be funnier, I am like the opposite of an AI guy
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5 days ago
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antlers
6 days ago
It's called Getty images because you're getting images
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Me when I get to go Outside
6 days ago
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tom, friend of eggbug
6 days ago
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Rabosa al Forn
6 days ago
I saw this ewer in a book I’m reading and I couldn’t help but draw it.
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Wild and nagging brain worm that Building 19 inspired con table signage would be so funny.
6 days ago
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15... I've never used a fax machine but I've def needed people to fax stuff for me, and I have bought a typewriter for someone else lol. I still use my checkbook at least once a year, altho i've had the same one for over 10 years.
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6 days ago
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I went to the vet and the sewing machine mechanic this week so honestly great round of yapping with educated and interested strangers about my favorite things
6 days ago
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I really can not overstate how often furry as a community saves me. A furry in a local chat found an income based spay program with immediate appointments, which I passed on to another person, with the offer to help transport/etc their cat, which I can only do because I traded a fursuit for a car.
6 days ago
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Elyon113
6 days ago
The billionaire class has robbed $80 trillion from the working class since the 1970s
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I switched to apple music cause it was the same price as spotify and didn't have AI slop but... god. What a wretched user experience. I hate it so much. I really truly thought spotify was annoying to use but somehow this is SO MUCH WORSE.
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Siobhan Thompson
8 days ago
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸
8 days ago
Dingo Party
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I have so many phone calls I can’t make til tomorrow and I am just VIBRATING with phone call potential.
8 days ago
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It’s Pico @ MAGFEST + ANE
8 days ago
Got a hotel for ANE, but I'm wondering if anyone has any extra room space? I would only be around for Friday and Saturday then head out on Sunday If you know anyone, let me know or RT pretty please!
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Never dating again because the only creature still allowed in my bed after they pee in it is a cat.
9 days ago
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Andy!
10 days ago
I won’t lie the chair looks comfy asf
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Who will win, debilitating carpal tunnel syndrome or my inability to keep a wrist brace on for more than 30 minutes
9 days ago
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Henrieke G
9 days ago
Also, look what's back in the TMBG shop! My shirt design from 2015 which references every album and a bunch of other stuff up until that point. And again in red and green. Which judging by the 2nd email newsletter from a few days later some people complained about, haha
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Crippled Giraff Decals
10 days ago
More!
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Crippled Giraff Decals
10 days ago
They're giving out shapes and textures for free at the local decrepit highway overpass/ abandoned ski area/ construction site!
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Cosmic Symbol
9 days ago
I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
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Dave
10 days ago
But people are fucking pysched up to battle the imminent threat of "80 year old man who wandered lost into the estate" or warn off my driving instructed parked outside my house because, as they told me, "it looked like a ruse to case the place!" Walking embodiments of that Ballard quote.
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Most people are not trying to fuck with you. Looking poor is not a crime, no matter how much americans wish it was. :)
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9 days ago
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Rory Blank
10 days ago
Tbh whatever utility having a home security system might have, I think they and also a lot of community safety apps have scrambled people’s brains
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🍓🍒Ominous Fruit🍎🍉
10 days ago
Your local neighborhood handymen are always there to help! With anything!! :)
#art
#graphicdesign
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Feral Teeth
10 days ago
i type fast and i'm mad a lot
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Me taking Pea anywhere…
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11 days ago
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Cat 🌻🌾 Live Laugh Love & Peace ✌️
12 days ago
Domestic dispute in public
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Good Trailcams
13 days ago
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Got a really good warning label for passengers who ride in my car tonight.
14 days ago
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I wonder if they like me enough at my local bar that I could buy half a beer to go for recipes…
14 days ago
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w.s.
15 days ago
male&female cardinal birds handmade dolls for sale within shop dezember circa 2025
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