hello beautiful

real

Good morning from NYC there are 39 days until Lady Gaga’s seventh album Mayhem 🖤

disease hits different today!!! LESS THAN THREE AND A HALF HOURS TO GO!!!

since it’s Chromatica day are we ready to talk about how Fun Tonight is one of the best on the album or are we not ready for that conversation yet?

it it’s final celebration hour, I just need to acknowledge that Joanne deserved much better than what y’all gave her ❤️‍🩹

still wondering about Gaga’s new puppy

she looks STUNNING

Born This Way being only her third album is actually insane

there are few things this week to be happy about. this is one of them

thank you Lady Gaga

@bsky.app we need group chat DMs asap PLEASE

I know that people are going to flock right back to that app, but even though I think they’re all wrong for doing it, Congress passed a law and the Supreme Court agreed unanimously and now a guy who *isn’t even president* is putting it back online and this is very bad.

this hurts

I wonder what Gaga is doing rn

this being the last TikTok I got to see 💔

me trying to watch every TikTok video before midnight tonight

this song HITS those that get it, get it!

turn that shit UP

Stan the Man appreciation post. I’ll love and miss you forever, buddy. 🪽

sometimes I log on to Bluesky just to giggle at @whitegayfriend.bsky.social’s posts

Hold My Hand playing in this Red Lobster rn??? Ok queen

this is all 2025 has been good for. DWAS we love you

sorry I can’t come into work tomorrow I only have a week left with TikTok so I’m spending my time on there until then

little monsters dot com app has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever on January 19

I want this app to succeed so badly bc I simply want everything Elon loves to die

Lady Gaga the legend that you are

shortly after, @nicolemonster23.bsky.social and @monsterousjacks.bsky.social also started their jazz and piano residency

I ghostwrote this headline

the holy trinity

“This year will be an important and meaningful year for us I know.”

no one: Gaga on a random Sunday at midnight:

I DID NOT SEE THE FIRST DISEASE PERFORMANCE BEING FOR A CHRISTMAS CARPOOL KARAOKE

OKAY YES!

OH???????

the most beautiful

parents 🥲

oh hi queen

MY BABY

ok queen

and I would listen to all 40!

my angel baby

Lee Quinzel was ahead of her time

the brain’s association with music is wild bc a song just came on the radio and I got anxious and couldn’t think of why but then I realized it’s bc it’s the song that plays while Olivia Pope gets kidnapped

if TikTok fr gets banned what is Gaga going to do

Lady Gaga u will always be famous

a story in 4 parts

missing j&p BAD