I cannot buy another concert ticket this week someone spray me with a water bottle like I’m a cat on a counter

I protect and make myself unstalkable by posting only and truly the worst on my social media

She was on a hurry and it was quick but I got to say hi to Ninajirachi after seeing her live twice this weekend and I’m still like smitten

My seasonal allergies got me feeling like Satine in Moulin Rouge

I feel bad when someone is wearing short shorts and then I step into the room also wearing short shorts like damn the girlies never stood a chance

Bro, nothing quite knows how to piss me off like the Q

ionnalee announces MOUTH OF A RIVER – a three part album that is 15 years in the making! 🌊 the first song from this long-awaited project arrives on Friday.

If I see that video of Selena Gomez kissing that man’s foot one more time…

Bro I had a dream Mica from Magdalena Bay was separating from the band I woke up crashing out

Nah if I was a child they would have become my whole personality

Maura Higgins…trust, you were dealt with accordingly

Dylan Larkin no longer gets to hold the title of the hockey butt

I can’t do these NYC snow sidewalks anymore I need a heat gun

Does anyone in Brooklyn pick up their dog poop?!

If y’all ever romanticized the past where we would wait for the next day to meet up with people and comment on things that happened then get ready to experience it soon when the internet dies

Well yes I am actually quite interested in olympic norwegian curling

Bro idk how y’all train in a hoodie, I have a beanie on at the gym and feel like I’m dying of heatstroke

Mannn I love taking a deep breath

A phone is a machine that turns fingers into fingers that scroll

I’m still here

Rupauls needs to get rid of this damn Rate a Queen NOW, this episode is fucking unwatachable

QUEEN

Do people really not look at AI slop and think it looks like absolute garbage???

I am this close 👌 to getting an old ipod and just ditching streaming entirely

Nah, Rob pissed me OFF

100% convinced ticketmaster/live nation sell these tickets at these outrageous prices to test if fans will be desperate enough to just buy them at those numbers and whatever doesn’t sell they just freemarket it themselves on stubhub and other platforms in disguise.

BRIAR DOWN OMFG

Candace Owens when she heard that Janelle Monae time travelled to hang out with David Bowie

Save me taco bell chicken chalupa taco

Bounce!… everybody Harambe music.apple.com/us/album/mov...

Kinda need these monstrosities banned from the gym

Connor Storrie really is the male Jennifer Lawrence

Y’all don’t get Robyn performs “Sexistential” on ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.’ like I do

I have diminished my daily headaches by coming to the gym daily wtf is that about

Everyone get sluttier!!!! NOW!!!

The sexual tension between me and opening a pre-approved 18-month term 0% APR credit card with a high credit limit rn

Nahhhh who’s doing it like her

One thing about the new year, it’s happy

You never know what others may be going through, I have to wait until my bf is back from his trip so we can catch up on heated rivalry, be nice

Merry chubmas

I don’t have a headache

Idk about y’all but I was born to have my eyes glued to my phone ❤️

Jk it’s Cher she can do whatever she wants

Ashlee Simpson deserves an apology rn

Almost fainted during my squats last night btw

Ninajirachi Philly show cancelled I am not available for ANYBODY

If y’all can’t find tix to the Lux tour, make a trip to Boston, there are still plenty of whatever type of ticket you want in there. Don’t let MSG win your nerves over sis.

Yes I’m a Kill Bill fangirl but fuck Quentin Tarantino

Well call me Sue of Sydal

Girl the boycott