I think being mid orgasm and the Simpsons theme starts playing in my head is perfectly normal. Nothing to see here.

Everyone acting like this is the first time a United States government broke a law international or domestic. It happens hundreds of times every day of every year since 1776.

Have you noticed no one mentioned the Epstein files today?

Penises

karoline Leavitt announced she got laid

U.S.launches air strikes in Nigeria, the first thing I google, "does Nigeria have oil" here's a shocker...Yes, largest reserves in Africa. Second thought, I wonder, has anyone told Mr. President that you don't win the Nobel Peace Prize when you bomb countries.

A tune I wrote youtu.be/V472tFLNQcg?...

I haven't watched network Television in at least a decade so not a problem.

Bondi has to be charged and tried by a state so Trump can't pardon her conviction.

The suggestion being she knew Don was a pedophile but she was fine with staying married to him.

I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!

Every Republican administration has been racist, what makes this one unique is it doesn't try to hide it behind dog whistle politics

Rest in peace, Rob and Michele.

Rob is 78

A Brown University student has survived two school shootings. Two. Try to imagine it. The first time: the sudden, impossible crack of gunfire echoing through a place that was supposed to be safe.

Looks like the Proctologists of America got this one right.

Skip the dishes is now marketing that it is Canadian, it was but hasn't been for years. SkipTheDishes is owned by Just Eat Takeaway.com, a Dutch-based global food delivery giant.

Although unlikely not surviving this procedure does not frighten me. Im just 60 but life really sucks so if its time sobeit. The only issue is my handicapped son who I am sole provider for but he will be looked after.

I have met with the pre op nurses and anesthesiologist. That appointment went well although it was about 80 minutes waiting and 10 minutes meeting. Could have easily been done by phone, I understand many people would be more uneasy about this type of surgery so more reassuring to meet in person.

The nurse was oddly short with me for having to call back but we straightened out the issue. Here I am waiting to have the blood work done. Needless to say the first experience in this very invasive surgery is not filling me with confidence in this system.

May 23, at 10 am I was telephoned by a nurse in somewhat of a panic because I need some of the blood work done today or tomorrow. No mention of this yesterday when speaking with the first nurse. No date for surgery uet either so really strange. Also, I had no blood work req so I had to call back.

On January 26 surgeon told me a couple of months to wait, obviously I am not an emergency. On May 20, I received a call about a meeting with ore op nurse and anesthesiologist on different date. On May 22 I met nurse, was given instructions and told of blood work. Anesthesiologist is May 27.

Fast forward to January 26, 2025, after several more tests I met with a surgeon. Now, what sucks to hard is I have zero symptoms. No shortness of breath, no chest pain even during stress tests in fact doing blood tests today I rode my bicycle, just pedal power, up and down hills, off road, etc

I am beginning a "journey" the Alberta health care system which I plan to document here as thing progress. About a year ago, through a routine bp test my gp found it to be high. About 10 different test over a few months we discovered cardiovascular disease and the need for a triple bypass.

Alberta separatists are a good thing. Smiths own voters are 60/40 on this issue SO she has to make a decision on a referendum that will split her support right down the middle. A split UCP, the way it was a decade ago is very good for Nenshi.

Love thy neighbor doesn’t come with fine print.

It actually makes her more attractive.

BUCKLE UP #CdnPoli

Not american but embarrassed for you

Does anyone else have Willie Nelson's Blue Sky play in their head everytime the log on to Blue Sky?

If you think Carney 'has this nailed' and so there is no need to vote, please reconsider. Every vote counts so please don't hand this to the Cons. #CdnPoli

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else." - John Burroughs

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

#TrumpTariffs #TrumpMarketCrash

"So many children died." - If one of Ukraine's allies (America) shows weakness to Russia, they’ll just carry on their outrageous and unjust war. The only way to negotiate with Russia is from a position of strength. www.france24.com/en/video/202...

Thomas Mathew Crooks, just think how close he came to saving the world

Sign of the day…Chicago

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

This is our guy

I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.

I did some cid, some shrooms and got drunk at my high school graduation. I soberedup and Im 60 today. WTAF