Having a chat with The Madness consuming me and turns out we both like Sabrina Carpenter

From now on, I’m going to ask for game recommendations based on a scale of how likely I am to buy it full price or wait for it to be 50% off on a Steam sale

The ‘deck’ in “Deck the Halls” means “to decorate.” But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’ It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.” You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”

Something I think is funny is how vague it is to refer to a period of time as ‘Ancient Egypt.’ Like what period are we talking here? Ptolemaic? Eh. If you want to talk about some really old shit like pre-dynastic Egypt, then absolutely. Sit the fuck down and let’s yap about it over some Arby’s

The fuck you mean temps will be near 70 next week. IT’S FUCKING DECEMBER

Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/

Every day that I get to spend with her feels like a fantasy. I cherish every moment with her

Oh god I just caught myself romanticizing a snowy winter night on an actual snowy winter night and now I yearn to wander aimlessly in the harvested fields. I’d do it but I’d probably stay out for too long and succumb to hypothermia

this has become a very important video to me

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

A new report on dietary findings in a select area of Pompeii likely inhabited by enslaved people came out in Scavi di Pompei. Many newspapers are now running w/a headline about Roman slaves “eating better” than free Romans. pompeiisites.org/e-journal-de... Let’s discuss why this is problematic

My insanity will continue until my moral improves

Screaming can be so cathartic

I’m afraid death is on the horizon and I’m not ready to say goodbye

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

I am yearning for cannons. There is just something so satisfying about a big fucking cannon

A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers. "Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns." It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support. www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...

As much as I love fall and winter, it is that time of the year when the holidays are near always fill me with dread, guilt, and bedrotting unfortunately

One of the most anti-trans voices in congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, has announced her resignation. Wow.

Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer

I have my medication back so I can no longer isolate myself like an 1800’s melancholic heiress

girl what

Reminder that the IRS is perfectly capable of doing all our taxes for us since THEY COULD JUST FUCKING DO IT FOR US

TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot. TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.

I don’t want to be a millionaire. I want to be well off enough were I can have one stupidly expensive hobby and not have to worry too much about bill

God I’ve rediscovered my love for Frankenstein. It really sparked my love for literary horror

And to think, the Swamp was in fact stored in Bubba’s balls and by God did Donnie boy drain it.

What if I started ending all my emails with “P.S Memento Mori” for funsies 💀

Oh god the paycheck hit and I can’t fight the urge not to buy WH40k mini figures. It’s just one kit and some paint right? I can donate plasma if necessary for next month’s bills right??

I’ve heard conservatives complain about no one knowing their neighbors, even in small towns, but also want a reason to shoot a stranger the moment they accidentally step on their property. Call it a hunch but I think there is a connection there

the vengabussy's comin cuz it's so full of lovin u put ur dick inside it cuz u are gonna ride it

Apparently I’m the weird one for wanting my friends to take a piece of my body as memento when I pass. Sure I MIGHT want to use it as a means of haunting them but I like to at least have the choice. I might only haunt one of them on Tuesdays or only in their dreams

Demon:*tries writing Latin on the wall in blood to scare me away* Me: *begins translation* Hey, did you mean this word to be an ablative of absolute? You really shouldn’t have to be honest. *The word Nerd appears on the wall in blood*

After 800 years…WOKE HAS RETURNED!

Democrat Zohran Mamdani defeated former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Republican Curtis Sliwa. He will replace Mayor Eric Adams, who dropped his reelection bid in September but remained on the ballot. https://to.pbs.org/3LgtCK1

Reminder: Election closing times. Please make sure to vote and remember, if you’re in line when the polls close, you still have the right to vote. Don’t get out of line! - 7 p.m. ET - Virginia - 8 p.m. ET - New Jersey - 8 p.m. ET - Pennsylvania - 9 p.m. ET - New York City - 8 p.m. PT - California

Elmo has dressed as Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece for Halloween.

It is a bit unfortunate that this spooky season has been greatly overshadowed by the actual, manmade horrors of reality

Most? I don’t disagree with the idea there are more str cis men who might lean towards sub than we realize but I need to see some serious data cuz a lot them sure as fuck just seem being a sub is just getting sat on

The horrors persist but must I apparently

you can you just gotta get good

Any hangover with her is worth it. Every sleepless night of consoling one another is never a chore. I couldn’t possibly ask for a better friend nor would I want one 💜

Has anyone checked the British Museum for the missing French jewels? It’s valid question given their history and all 💀

Changes to Oklahoma’s curriculum rules make it so teachers aren’t supposed to tell students that the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 — a defining incident of racial violence in Oklahoma history — was perpetrated by racists. ➡️ Full story: https://propub.li/3WXTkFm

It’s kind of weird thinking that at some point my nipples will be considered illegal to show off

I don’t need my computer to be able to talk to me because I have actual friends to talk to

God, Slavery, and Early Christianity is out in the real world with @universitypress.cambridge.org! I have some extra, so retweet this by the end of Oct. 19 if you’re interested in receiving a copy! Book info here: www.cambridge.org/core/books/g...

It is beyond my own comprehension but prior to HRT, I didn’t understand Magic the Gathering. I’m over a year in and now I fully understand how to play. I fear is a matter or time before I start wanting to buy WH40k minis

I’d also be ok with my skull becoming her coffee mug