I don’t need my computer to be able to talk to me because I have actual friends to talk to

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It is beyond my own comprehension but prior to HRT, I didn’t understand Magic the Gathering. I’m over a year in and now I fully understand how to play. I fear is a matter or time before I start wanting to buy WH40k minis

I’d also be ok with my skull becoming her coffee mug

I think I want some of my ashes turned into jewelry for my future SO to wear. That or maybe stuffed into a cushion so she can sit on my face even in death

Sometime I think I just need to get my shit rocked a few times before I understand something. Like I need a friend who’d just give me a haymaker to the cheek every now and then

UPDATE: Multiple people have been shot at a Mormon church in Michigan and the shooter is down, police said Sunday.

I am a warlock when it comes to making drinks. No, I don’t mean a wizard. I have no idea what I’m doing but a dark horror has given me power that I can’t really comprehend and I will be misusing it

I love working my 9-5 :)))((((

Whoever thought, “We should force people to listen to ads while they pumped gas” should be waterboarded

Give it like a year or so after the integration of Grok and I’m certain we’ll see headlines of Grok being bullied to release government secrets 💀

I need to buy a celtic carnyx the next time this rapture nonsense starts back up again eventually 😈

What if the Rapture was the friends we made along the way?

“But what if they don’t get into Heaven” anywhere that these people consider Heaven must be Hell because look what Evangelicals are already doing to the world

So did is the like the first viral TikTok Rapture scare or did I miss one back in like 2020? Hell I didn’t even see a single video about it until yesterday. Also, this is why religion should never be allowed in schools because the evangelicals will traumatize your children with Rapture bullshit

Anyway, I’d have a great time as a sleep paralysis demon. I have a TON of ideas for fucking with people who took WAY too much Benadryl. I’m going to put The Hat Man out of business. It won’t be weird shit but you will learn things you wish you didn’t. Also, I might steal your wallet

Look, what if I don’t want to go to Heaven or Hell when I die? What if I want to spend my afterlife as a freelance sleep paralysis demon? Seriously! Like what would eternal paradise even be like? Who’s gonna be there? If Evangelicals are there, that can’t be Heaven. Streets of gold? A nightmare tbh

I fear a quadrillionaire will exist before the end of the century at this rate

This is just the first fucking year and it isn’t even over

Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”. They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left. This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...

On Israeli archaeological malpractice, heritage crimes, and US complicity #archaeology #🏺

Nevir shal Ich give thee up Nevir shal Ich let thee doun Nevir shal Ich runne arounde and go from thee Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh Nevir speke falsehood And cause thee sorrowe

Ah, I see the horrors are persisting as usual

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

The major airlines are selling your data to the government. A data broker owned by the country’s biggest airlines, including American, United, and Delta, is selling access to five billion records to the feds for warrantless search and monitoring of your movements. www.404media.co/airlines-sel...

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

I’m not living up to my feral potential

Thanksgiving is gonna be wild this year

In the spirit of 9/11, we are seeing the rise of conspiracy theories. Can’t think of a better way to spend the holiday

Well this has been an eventful Hump Day

There is a republican office in my town that used to have cardboard cut outs of JD Vance and now it is weirdly decorated in hippie decor. Like you can’t pretend to be all free love while supporting rolling back rights and protections from Queer folk

Wow. Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. just single-handedly ruled that Congress doesn’t really control the purse strings. This is becoming a massive crisis for checks and balances and the separation of powers.

Yearning sucks so fucking much

This is literally how I imagine a meeting with shareholders looks like right before they decide to unnecessarily layoff 100,000 workers so they can spend it another yacht or a fully restored classic car that NEVER leaves the showroom/garage

Holidays used to be like week long events and we should bring it back. A week long of Halloween events and Christmas. Fuck rushing around to see family and friends for all of 10 minutes and choking down 3 different dinners. Also every should be getting paid time off too

Oh god I just realized this year is probably going to be the start of people using AI for quick and easy holiday recipes

Do you think someone has had to be told by a doctor to not play rage games like Getting Over It because they had a heart attack while Twitch streaming?

I just had a strange urge to buy a nice rug. I don’t like that

A sitting US congressmen is openly saying this about trans people.

trumps going to announce he has cancer tomorrow

Get ready #chicago Save and share this image. It will be helpful when the #iceraids begin

If I was ever an elected official in the Legislative branch, I’d introduce a bill to bring back duel for politicians. Like you get three public insult passes before you gotta fight about or shut up forever. Example: Newsom and Trump. No suing for damages and what not. It’d take like an afternoon.

I think a weeklong therapy session in the woods would fix me. I can scream all I want in the woods

I lowkey think a lot of older conservative voters are so obsessed with “protecting the kids” is because they know they fucked up as parents. They might not know why or accept why but they can’t escape the shame of knowing their own kids hate them. Instead of fixing thing, they might be imagining 1/2

I still have a pretty good understanding of modern mortuary practices thanks to a half a class tangent during my Funerary and Mortuary Archaeology class. It was such a fun day

RFK Jr joined the fight on deadly diseases on the side of deadly diseases.

“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb

We gotta stop running the economy like it is Monopoly and start running it like it’s Mario Party. The moment a company makes a certain amount of profit, they are forced to give a larger share of that profit to their lowest paid worker and CEOs have to play the mini games for our entertainment

The horrors sure have been persistent lately