When society falls & the looting starts, at least I know who to go to for those good good ED pills

I asked my adult daughters to be my dual maids of honor. So now they’re discussing my bachelorette party. And sharing penis shaped party favor ideas with abandon. Nothing in the parenting books quite prepares one for this experience 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

Carpe diem☀️

You pull up next to this vehicle. What's your first thought?

this meme, but in reverse

Waiting for McDonald's to come up with some sort of McDonald Trump burger. They could use shredded cheese on it to make it grate again.

@ryankennedy22.bsky.social where you? Need more of your content here.

The more leagues you join, the better chance you have at calling yourself a #FantasyFootball champion 🏆

Live podcast airs every Wednesday @ 8:30 PM ET, offering 1 hour of engaging content. It combines insightful guest life experiences with discussions on fantasy football & various other topics. Join me for an enriching experience. @ryankennedy22.bsky.social & Ally www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vX...

Hoping everybody got to spend the day with good food, friends and family. From our family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving 🫶

In Pittsburgh, these are called gumbands. What do you call them?

It's looking like I have a real shot at winning the #SFB14 world title, but also might end up in last place of my home league, #FoxwoodFantasy. This season has been cuckoo 🤦‍♂️

In Pittsburgh, this is called a buggy. What do you call it?

Every year 😋

We are all doomed.

Me, reemerging after setting all of my #FantasyFootball lineups this morning.

Our daughter says she's going to ask Santa for tickets to the Chiefs & @pittsburghsteeler.bsky.social game on Christmas Day because she wants to be in the same place with Taylor Swift once in her life. How does Santa find out if TSwift is going to be there, before he decides to stuff stockings?

Me, contemplating dropping Daniel Jones, in dynasty #FantasyFootball

Shoutout to our local pizza joint! Our daughter always orders a lovely cheese pizza, just for her.

I get stressed when any visitors come over, let alone Cousin Eddie and 10 crazy relatives

As a teacher, there is nothing better than receiving a note like this, unexpectedly. Our jobs are not easy, & sometimes when we feel the weight of the world on our shoulders, someone will remind us why we do what we do. I'm thankful for this kid 😊 What are you #thankful for?

One of my math students just told me that he prefers decimals over fractions. Said he doesn't see the point when working with fractions.

🤷‍♂️

Autographed Tony Romo gear but signed by you

What team fills in the blank?

I watched too,it was great 😃💞

Oh lol, her face is priceless 🤣 ♥️♥️

just broke the news to Addison that she goes LIVE in less than an 1 hour! Her first-ever #FantasyFootball podcast interview with @zincarlah.bsky.social of the SportsAffiliation. Hope y'all are ready for her 😏 join us at 8:30pm EST using this YouTube link youtube.com/live/5_vX58W52…

It's almost time tonight!! You won't be disappointed tuning in to listen to our daughter, who is pure entertainment herself, talk some #FantasyFootball, #NFL  & so many other things! Addison has been counting down the days...8:30pm EST & it's finally go time! Join us and @zincarlah.bsky.social

Exciting news! This week's buzz is all about Addison and her dad, @ryankennedy22.bsky.social, joining me on the podcast tonight @gamechangerstsa.bsky.social! 🎙️ Don't miss out, only a couple of hours to go! #Podcast #GameChangers #TSAFam 👇 www.youtube.com/live/5_vX58W...

In Pittsburgh, this is called jumbo. What do you call it?

On Wednesday, I will meet with Addison to discuss her enthusiasm for #FantasyFootball. I am curious to learn whether her interest stems from her dad, @ryankennedy22.bsky.social, or is driven by her passion for the sport. Join us to discover more about both Ryan and his lovely princess. 😍

In Pittsburgh, these are called jimmies. What do you call them?

I’m a good swimmer so I will participate in Titanic. I will need a wet suit.

If you could participate in any historical event, which one would you choose?

On Wednesday, I will meet with Addison to discuss her enthusiasm for #FantasyFootball. I am curious to learn whether her interest stems from her dad, @ryankennedy22.bsky.social, or is driven by her passion for the sport. Join us to discover more about both Ryan and his lovely princess. 😍

no, there's no way

Which one do you keep?

I feel attacked 😭😆

What drives you to get up every morning?

I was today years old when I learned this….

Watching Elf tonight with the kids, and their minds have officially been blown, now that they know who the elf manager is #FamilyMovieNight

If only Baltimore had a good kicker.

Can you name the place from 1 picture?

Just finished up Colt's 8th birthday video. Happy crying, if you choose to watch some of it 🥹 Thanks @jakeowen, @coleswindell, @lukebryan and @BradPaisley for the soundtrack of our son's life over the past year ❤️ youtu.be/RPN-mpSRTFQ?...