Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Formal motion to rename the technology

MLB: We're going to institute a system to help make sure important calls are made correctly. Umps: Okay but what if we find a way to be assholes about when and how we allow that system to function. WE. NEED. HEADLINES.

The need to say this at all is insane.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

If anybody here wants a crack at this, let me know. Make an offer and we can negotiate shipping.

Why can nobody look these clowns in the face and just say, "are you an idiot?"

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Old die casts $8,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Music on speakerphone in a public bathroom is a new scourge I was unprepared for but it's suddenly happened to me three times this week. I'm ready to buy a gun. (For legal reasons, this is a joke)

This might be an insane take, but if they insist on overhauling the O'Reilly Series, I'm here for it becoming The One with the Weird Little Hatchbacks™.

Everyone who was writing critically about the automotive industry in 2017 was screaming this from the rooftops, but every Tech journalist™ repeated Teslas talking points without question. Sorry you got got but there were plenty of people trying to warn you. @trangirlismo.bsky.social

In a coffee shop right now and a woman is using AI to write an email about literacy. It took everything in me to not throw her laptop through a window.

“The Pope should stay out of politics!” Okay, then you should keep the Ten Commandments out of our public schools and keep your theology away from legislation about individual healthcare decisions, climate change, and social welfare programs.

I've been back on Spectrum internet for approximately 30 minutes and it's still as shit a service experience as I remember. How the fuck do you set up service for an address and then when I'm attempting to hook everything up say there is no active coax line for this address and it requires a tech.

Cars(.)com search is so goofy because what do you mean I can search New + Certified but not Used + Certified at the same time?

I truly wonder if, since Gen AI is easily manipulated, one day some hero will craft a code that causes an AI model to self-destruct.

Sometimes I struggle to understand whether people are being deliberately obtuse or if they genuinely have no clue how to read.

AI sucks. Using it to write stuff sucks. Justifying using it to write stuff by saying it allows you to write more stuff sucks. Writing is the fundamental form of human expression and ceding jurisdiction over the written word to plagiarism machines is the death of the human mind.

I am not here for The Brands™ doing April Fools nonsense. Everything we touch is already getting both worse and more expensive by the week. You do not get to joke about doing something stupid on purpose when that is already your business model.

Is it me or has enshittification really ramped up in the last six months?

Lol I don't know what's worse. A two-week suspension or Corey LaJoie taking your ride. Either way.....later, bitch!

JEB!

I'm not part of the anti-backing-into-parking-spaces crowd, but you at least have to know how to do it. If it takes you three attempts, I am judging you hard.

The birds! Don't! Fucking! Care! I swear AI-in-everything is going to be the reason I finally fucking snap.

Never would have happened if he spent the afternoon at Rockingham or had a decent amount of followers on YouTube.

MK7 GTI, first gen M235/M240 coupe, GR86. What else should I be looking at for a fun, silly, "could double as a daily driver but I work from home so it can be kind of impractical" car in the 20-30k range?

Anything else I say will get me fired or worse, so I'll just say this. Fuck this asshole and everyone like him.

Only a Walmart could lock everything in every electronics case and then hire precisely one (1) person to handle customer service in the entire department. I need a $5 phone cable, why on earth does this require executive approval?

Looking outside to see an absolute blizzard on the first day of spring, when our winter started in October.

I wonder if Daniel Dye was born stupid or if it's a skill he's developed over the years. He certainly hasn't developed his racing talent.

Daniel Suarez vs Ross Chastain in the mid-off of the century. Forreal though, between Ross being Ross and Daniel acting the way he did toward Katherine Legge...let them take each other out all season for all I care.

Vermont weather going from 65 to 30 faster than a RAM driver spotting a cop in a school zone. This winter needs to piss off, already.

Once again I must call out that Connor Zilisch's dad is a good dude.

They were not kidding about the Kia dealership experience. Had some recall work done. Three weeks and 10 miles later, one of my underbody panels fell out, my battery is so cooked it now needs replacing even though it was fine when I gave it to them, and my tpms light is on.

Harbor Freight doing their parking lot sale when it's still winter feels like an intentional choice and I do not respect it.

Everyone who gave Katherine Legge shit about being in a cup car better bring that energy here!!! 676 total laps in 7 races and he gets approved for the Busch Series??? Absolute joke

Ol' boy wrecked in five laps at Daytona, but he's definitely ready for the stuff that's harder to drive on a track that takes even more finesse.

Exhibit A through like....F, I don't even know.

Fellas, I spent $7 on flowers and made some ginger spice tea and my girlfriend could not stop beaming about it. Fuck the manosphere bullshit and just like...try? A little?

With no context, how are you starting the week?

Fox Sports camera work at its finest🙄

Hilarious that in a lawsuit between Joe Gibbs Racing and Chris Gabehart, Ty Gibbs still ends up being the biggest loser.

Feels relevant.

Somebody is absolutely clobbering the end of the pit wall during All-Star qualifying and I can't wait.

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At this point if I see the words "amid ... backlash" I just assume your shit is AI slop.