Take note.

WAR PIG

Word of the day today: breakdown

Word of the day yesterday: pointless

Long day

In my dream last night I was in a jury and they were making us do tests to prove we have awareness capable of being on a jury. It was weird AF.

The other night I had a dream I was in a wrestling crowd, and Jeff Jarrett picked me out to wrestle. He didn't realize I'm a big boy.

Going live with another shot at FF6. twitch.tv/buffalax

I had to go back to the car. I'm outside right now. In my underwear. Like... just boxer briefs. Fuck you, neighbors.

Heck of a day. PB in FF6PR, played my first battle Royale ever, bunch of family stuff too.

Going live on twitch!

Here's what I've been doing the past 10 years. Speedrun.com/users/buffalax

Good morning! Stream after breakfast. Twitch.tv/buffalax

Being an industrial athlete is rough but rewarding. Especially on payday.

3AM is a heck of a time to wake up for work.

This spoke to me.

Beans

The holy hand grenade only does damage to legs. It turns heretics into blast femurs.

I still don't know what I should do with this space. Any suggestions?

@peebs.bsky.social @buffalax.bsky.social

I wore a shirt at work appropriate to the work day.

The car hit 200K today

Part one of my FF1R run is out on YouTube! Have a coop run tomorrow at 1 Eastern! youtu.be/biBFsVw91SQ?...

Is twitch even on Bluesky, tf am I supposed to do with this sudden bullshit. Like this is insane. I'm genuinely lost for words.

That's what I did!!! If you wanna support me, there's a really easy way to do it. Just come by and hang out whenever I'm live! Ad free's the way to be!

As twitch is actively trying to burn your channel to the ground, ask yourself. Should I really be earning revenue for them? Set up a Patreon / Kofi & Unaffiliate today! Twitch earns less money! You personally keep your emotes! Follower emotes still work! No ads will EVER play on your stream!

I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

The fact that Google doesn't find this feature embarrassing enough to scrap boggles my mind

Good thing nothing horrifying is happening today. Nothing but all my lovely friends being lovely. No matter your pronouns you’re valid and beautiful.

NOW a warning?!

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Thanks AI

My plans for a while.

Will mention it here as well: During holidays I'll host a small multigame race, with a 24h time slot between reveal and race. Most goals will be short and easy. Goal is to not feel 100% with each game, stupid mistakes happening, and such. Might also be a small price for the winner :)

I've been in a few Summoning Salt videos, but this is the first time I got to help out with a World Record history video that I'm a part of the history for. This is pretty cool for me since I literally found out about speedrunning from Salt's first SMB1 Any% video in 2017. We've come full circle.

Happy 37th Anniversary to Final Fantasy!

The welcoming committee from when I got off work last night

I can't emphasize what a cool, funny, and interesting site The Death Generator is. It's great, and there are tons of games available to make images from.

This idea came to me in the bath.

This stuff is insane how is it zero sugar?

I made this meme on the other place years ago and some people naturally got really mad. Posting this here because there’s lots of reasonable people.

Flood the internet with trans stories Make them drown in it Flood the internet with trans stories Make them deaf from it Flood the internet with trans stories Make them choke on it Flood the internet with trans stories Make it impossible to blot out